Ted Cruz is Running for President

[Infected Mushroom]

Nobody asked for this.

Did someone asked for this?

Cuz I'm pretty sure nobody asked for this.

Worst Christmas present ever.

if he's running for President, i'm sure he does have his fans

[The Black Forrest]

Nobody asked for this.

Did someone asked for this?

Cuz I'm pretty sure nobody asked for this.

Worst Christmas present ever.

if he's running for President, i'm sure he does have his fans

Oh he does.

I eavesdropped a conversation between two women after hearing "Cruz" and she was extolling him because of standing by his convictions and the fact he want's a flat tax which would be good for all.

As somebody else commented. He is more of a carnival barker then a leader.......

[Infected Mushroom]

if he's running for President, i'm sure he does have his fans

Oh he does.

I eavesdropped a conversation between two women after hearing "Cruz" and she was extolling him because of standing by his convictions and the fact he want's a flat tax which would be good for all.

As somebody else commented. He is more of a carnival barker then a leader.......

Is Cruz pronounced like ''Cruise''? ... or is it ''Crer-z''?

[The Forsworn Knights]

Why?

Just because you want the nation to suffer?

No, it'd just be interesting to see how much destruction he'd be capable of. I mean of course I'd never vote for him but ya know, still that little bit there.

Plus if we get 12 years of democrats the cycle begins anew, then we end up with 8-12 years of the same (Possibly even worse) stuff being pulled by the republicans.

[Jamzmania]

Oh he does.

I eavesdropped a conversation between two women after hearing "Cruz" and she was extolling him because of standing by his convictions and the fact he want's a flat tax which would be good for all.

As somebody else commented. He is more of a carnival barker then a leader.......

Is Cruz pronounced like ''Cruise''? ... or is it ''Crer-z''?

It's "cruise". I don't know what "crer-z" would even sound like. It's a Hispanic name.

[Infected Mushroom]

Is Cruz pronounced like ''Cruise''? ... or is it ''Crer-z''?

It's "cruise". I don't know what "crer-z" would even sound like. It's a Hispanic name.

Crer-z would be like an ''Errrrr'' sandwiched between Cr and z.

Cr-Er-Z

but thank you for the clarification

[The Rich Port]

It's "cruise". I don't know what "crer-z" would even sound like. It's a Hispanic name.

Crer-z would be like an ''Errrrr'' sandwiched between Cr and z.

Cr-Er-Z

but thank you for the clarification

... You thought his name was catchy... And that's why you were voting for him...

And you didn't even know what it sounded like?

... *sigh*...

Fun fact, his name means "Cross", like the Christian cross. Because pandering.

[Infected Mushroom]

Crer-z would be like an ''Errrrr'' sandwiched between Cr and z.

Cr-Er-Z

but thank you for the clarification

... You thought his name was catchy... And that's why you were voting for him...

And you didn't even know what it sounded like?

... *sigh*...

Fun fact, his name means "Cross", like the Christian cross. Because pandering.

It was mostly from the spelling.

I noticed how he had the same last name as Soma Cruz from Castlevania. And I thought that was just wicked...

[Ashmoria]

how could he do that to his 2 sweet little daughters! doesn't he love them?

I mean, how dare a US Senator and Presidential candidate comply with federal law, right?

sacrificing the poor little things to his presidential ambitions!

[Napkiraly]

... You thought his name was catchy... And that's why you were voting for him...

And you didn't even know what it sounded like?

... *sigh*...

Fun fact, his name means "Cross", like the Christian cross. Because pandering.

It was mostly from the spelling.

I noticed how he had the same last name as Soma Cruz from Castlevania. And I thought that was just wicked...

Is Penelope Cruz your favourite actress?

[Infected Mushroom]

It was mostly from the spelling.

I noticed how he had the same last name as Soma Cruz from Castlevania. And I thought that was just wicked...

Is Penelope Cruz your favourite actress?

No.

Why?

[Wisconsin9]

You are literally the worst voter ever.

The name is very important.

I'm more likely to vote for someone with a very alliterative or catchy name. For example I would be more likely to vote for someone called Jaime Lannister (even if his policies might not be the best) compared to someone called Paul Gervais or Matthew Davenport.

It's an important (though not the only) factor.

Ted Cruz. It's short and its simple. This militates in his favour for meme.

If you're trying to present an argument for why democracy should be abolished, you're doing a fine job.

[Nerotysia]

His campaign will be hilarious. Unless he gets elected, at which point it will become depressingly tragicomic.

[Othelos]

You are literally the worst voter ever.

The name is very important.

I'm more likely to vote for someone with a very alliterative or catchy name. For example I would be more likely to vote for someone called Jaime Lannister (even if his policies might not be the best) compared to someone called Paul Gervais or Matthew Davenport.

It's an important (though not the only) factor.

Ted Cruz. It's short and its simple. This militates in his favour for me.

This is the worst logic for supporting a candidate I've EVER seen. This and supporting a candidate because they "look like a president".

[Nerotysia]

The name is very important.

I'm more likely to vote for someone with a very alliterative or catchy name. For example I would be more likely to vote for someone called Jaime Lannister (even if his policies might not be the best) compared to someone called Paul Gervais or Matthew Davenport.

It's an important (though not the only) factor.

Ted Cruz. It's short and its simple. This militates in his favour for me.

This is the worst logic for supporting a candidate I've EVER seen. This and supporting a candidate because they "look like a president".

Unfortunately I'd venture to guess a large chunk of Americans votes like this.

[Vaikneland]

We should demand to see his birth certificate... no, wait, he's white, carry on.

Haha at least if you asked Ted, he wouldnt wait months to give to to you...

[Othelos]

This is the worst logic for supporting a candidate I've EVER seen. This and supporting a candidate because they "look like a president".

Unfortunately I'd venture to guess a large chunk of Americans votes like this.

I don't think so. Most just vote according to party lines.

[Nerotysia]

Unfortunately I'd venture to guess a large chunk of Americans votes like this.

I don't think so. Most just vote according to party lines.

I've heard far too many people say they vote based on stupid arbitrary crap. Infected Mushroom's comments are nothing new to me, I've heard them too many times before.

That said, it probably isn't like a majority or something.

[Consumer Regulated Donuts]

You are literally the worst voter ever.

The name is very important.

I'm more likely to vote for someone with a very alliterative or catchy name. For example I would be more likely to vote for someone called Jaime Lannister (even if his policies might not be the best) compared to someone called Paul Gervais or Matthew Davenport.

It's an important (though not the only) factor.

Ted Cruz. It's short and its simple. This militates in his favour for me.

Did you, by chance, vote for a candidate named Vermin Supreme in the last 2 elections?

[Castille de Italia]

The name is very important.

I'm more likely to vote for someone with a very alliterative or catchy name. For example I would be more likely to vote for someone called Jaime Lannister (even if his policies might not be the best) compared to someone called Paul Gervais or Matthew Davenport.

It's an important (though not the only) factor.

Ted Cruz. It's short and its simple. This militates in his favour for me.

Did you, by chance, vote for a candidate named Vermin Supreme in the last 2 elections?

Yes. I wanted the Free Ponies For Everyone government entitlement program after the Secret Dental Police kicked down my door at 2 AM.

[SaintB]

Obama's mother's citizenship is irrelevant because his father wasn't American and he wasn't born in America so he can't be President.

All you need to know about my parentage is my mother is an American citizen. My father and place of birth are irrelevant.

[The balkens]

Obama's mother's citizenship is irrelevant because his father wasn't American and he wasn't born in America so he can't be President.

All you need to know about my parentage is my mother is an American citizen. My father and place of birth are irrelevant.

*sigh*

[Spoder]

To be honest, both parties have grown extreme enough where it's funny to see any candidate.

By the way, does anybody remember Rick "Dick" Santorum?

[Wisconsin9]

To be honest, both parties have grown extreme enough where it's funny to see any candidate.

By the way, does anybody remember Rick "Dick" Santorum?

Vaguely. Not any of his actual policies or anything, just that he was another sideshow.

[Spoder]

To be honest, both parties have grown extreme enough where it's funny to see any candidate.

By the way, does anybody remember Rick "Dick" Santorum?

Vaguely. Not any of his actual policies or anything, just that he was another sideshow.

Ted Cruz is like the Toecutter compared to him.