TET: Has Transnapastain had some kind of stroke?

[Hladgos]

I remember you from a while ago! Maybe ai haven't been on enough to run into you recently. All I rember is you're pretty cool.

Meh. I had a boyfriend. Now I don't. It's pretty simple really. I come here when there is absolutely nothing else to distract me.

Thanks, though!

Did you intelligefy him to death? Or something? And I'm glad to hear that we're nothing more than entertainment for you, replacable by boyfriends and the like.

Any time I flatter you, you're welcome.

[Dyakovo]

Well, yeah... I hadn't gotten bored with it yet though...

Cowing down out of compassion for another poster?

What happened to you?

I'm not a heartless bastard all the time.
Just most of the time.

[Dyakovo]

I remember you from a while ago! Maybe ai haven't been on enough to run into you recently. All I rember is you're pretty cool.

Meh. I had a boyfriend. Now I don't. It's pretty simple really. I come here when there is absolutely nothing else to distract me.

Thanks, though!

Two words that'll solve the lost boyfriend problem.
Chloroform. Pit.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Meh. I had a boyfriend. Now I don't. It's pretty simple really. I come here when there is absolutely nothing else to distract me.

Thanks, though!

Did you intelligefy him to death? Or something? And I'm glad to hear that we're nothing more than entertainment for you, replacable by boyfriends and the like.

Any time I flatter you, you're welcome.

If it's any consolation I met him here. Second bf off of NSG. No more of that shit, but it's quite obvious I am fond of people here.

Otherwise I wouldn't date them until all that is left is a crashing inferno. Also, intelligefy him? No. Let's just say long distance relationships are hard.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Meh. I had a boyfriend. Now I don't. It's pretty simple really. I come here when there is absolutely nothing else to distract me.

Thanks, though!

Two words that'll solve the lost boyfriend problem.
Chloroform. Pit.

Waste of energy. I'd much rather exhaust myself eating chocolate and ice cream, or chocolate ice cream.

[Auremena]

Did you intelligefy him to death? Or something? And I'm glad to hear that we're nothing more than entertainment for you, replacable by boyfriends and the like.

Any time I flatter you, you're welcome.

If it's any consolation I met him here. Second bf off of NSG. No more of that shit, but it's quite obvious I am fond of people here.

Otherwise I wouldn't date them until all that is left is a crashing inferno. Also, intelligefy him? No. Let's just say long distance relationships are hard.

Bitch I'm still waiting on dad, am I not a good enough distraction that you stoop to the sewer that is NSG?

[Hladgos]

Did you intelligefy him to death? Or something? And I'm glad to hear that we're nothing more than entertainment for you, replacable by boyfriends and the like.

Any time I flatter you, you're welcome.

If it's any consolation I met him here. Second bf off of NSG. No more of that shit, but it's quite obvious I am fond of people here.

Otherwise I wouldn't date them until all that is left is a crashing inferno. Also, intelligefy him? No. Let's just say long distance relationships are hard.

Round three, fight! That's why friends with benefits are much more plausible on the internet. Learn from your good ol' Hlad. Try and be friends with em, and then talk dirty with them. Depending on their recation, do the sexes or just stay friends.

[Scomagia]

Meh. I had a boyfriend. Now I don't. It's pretty simple really. I come here when there is absolutely nothing else to distract me.

Thanks, though!

Two words that'll solve the lost boyfriend problem.
Chloroform. Pit.

Vibrators are cheaper and won't get you sent to prison.

Just sayin'.

[Hladgos]

Two words that'll solve the lost boyfriend problem.
Chloroform. Pit.

Vibrators are cheaper and won't get you sent to prison.

Just sayin'.

But a vibrator can't squeeze your butt, and pin you against the wall, and- uh.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

If it's any consolation I met him here. Second bf off of NSG. No more of that shit, but it's quite obvious I am fond of people here.

Otherwise I wouldn't date them until all that is left is a crashing inferno. Also, intelligefy him? No. Let's just say long distance relationships are hard.

Bitch I'm still waiting on dad, am I not a good enough distraction that you stoop to the sewer that is NSG?

Hon, we're FROM the sewer of NSG. Your dilapidated condo is right next to my dilapidated condo. Bitch.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Vibrators are cheaper and won't get you sent to prison.

Just sayin'.

But a vibrator can't squeeze your butt, and pin you against the wall, and- uh.

And you would be boyfriend #3 were I not seriously jaded. And old. Definitely old.

[Hladgos]

But a vibrator can't squeeze your butt, and pin you against the wall, and- uh.

And you would be boyfriend #3 were I not seriously jaded. And old. Definitely old.

I don't need to be your boyfriend, just the guy you call up when you're feeling needy. Besides, you don't need to pay me, I'll cook a meal for the both of us, and I'll be gone before your parents qre home! Or maybe that was someone else..

[Grainne Ni Malley]

And you would be boyfriend #3 were I not seriously jaded. And old. Definitely old.

I don't need to be your boyfriend, just the guy you call up when you're feeling needy. Besides, you don't need to pay me, I'll cook a meal for the both of us, and I'll be gone before your parents qre home! Or maybe that was someone else..

I am a parent.

[Prusslandia]

Vibrators are cheaper and won't get you sent to prison.

Just sayin'.

But a vibrator can't squeeze your butt, and pin you against the wall, and- uh.

Oh my. You're certainly an exciting sort.

[Hladgos]

I don't need to be your boyfriend, just the guy you call up when you're feeling needy. Besides, you don't need to pay me, I'll cook a meal for the both of us, and I'll be gone before your parents qre home! Or maybe that was someone else..

I am a parent.

Why the frowny face? Isn't being a parent a good thing? Y'see, you have to look at everything like it can be good. Stop that frowning, bake come cookies and eat them all, then go for a jog!

Also, I might take a shot at your kid as well..

[Hladgos]

But a vibrator can't squeeze your butt, and pin you against the wall, and- uh.

Oh my. You're certainly an exciting sort.

Have you not met me before? Or was I banned for excessive hormones at the time?

[Grainne Ni Malley]

I am a parent.

Why the frowny face? Isn't being a parent a good thing? Y'see, you have to look at everything like it can be good. Stop that frowning, bake come cookies and eat them all, then go for a jog!

Also, I might take a shot at your kid as well..

Ewww. *smacks*

Just go for him. I have at least three more months of being bitter to sort through.

[Hladgos]

Why the frowny face? Isn't being a parent a good thing? Y'see, you have to look at everything like it can be good. Stop that frowning, bake come cookies and eat them all, then go for a jog!

Also, I might take a shot at your kid as well..

Ewww. *smacks*

Just go for him. I have at least three more months of being bitter to sort through.

Stop being so moody! Life is meant to be lived happily! It's like a firecracker, don't be a dud, be one of those obscenely loud ones that blows all over the sky and lights up the whole state before swirling down onto the ground and catching the woods on fire! There's only one life in ya, so make it worth every second

[Dyakovo]

Two words that'll solve the lost boyfriend problem.
Chloroform. Pit.

Vibrators are cheaper and won't get you sent to prison.

Just sayin'.

No sense of adventure.

[Vancon]

Vibrators are cheaper and won't get you sent to prison.

Just sayin'.

No sense of adventure.

Anything's a vibrator if you're brave enough.

[Dyakovo]

I am a parent.

Why the frowny face? Isn't being a parent a good thing? Y'see, you have to look at everything like it can be good. Stop that frowning, bake come cookies and eat them all, then go for a jog!

Also, I might take a shot at your kid as well..

Meh.

[Prusslandia]

Oh my. You're certainly an exciting sort.

Have you not met me before? Or was I banned for excessive hormones at the time?

I've never truly noticed you before. Sorry.

[Hladgos]

Why the frowny face? Isn't being a parent a good thing? Y'see, you have to look at everything like it can be good. Stop that frowning, bake come cookies and eat them all, then go for a jog!

Also, I might take a shot at your kid as well..

Meh.

Dya, the way you act makes life seem like a chore. And you probably should've wore protection. I can't imagine the product of what your parenting would produce.

[Hladgos]

Have you not met me before? Or was I banned for excessive hormones at the time?

I've never truly noticed you before. Sorry.

I am un-please.

*ahem* I am Hlad. You are? *extends*

[Prusslandia]

I've never truly noticed you before. Sorry.

I am un-please.

*ahem* I am Hlad. You are? *extends*

Pruss. *Grasps.*