AMERICA: A Christian Nation?

[The balkens]

Uh huh, good luck with that kiddo. I guess you don't like the Constitution that much do you?

As I mentioned in another thread, The Constitution was the work of God. If God says that we shall deport "American Citizens", then we do what God says. If you read on some conservative websites, God has recently helped America solve it's immigration issues by creating a crack on the US-Mexican border in New Mexico. See that is my proof that God exists. He's there, but most of you refuse to believe in him.

Yea....Hold on.

God just told me that he has no memory of the whole constitution thing. Only thing he wrote was 50 shades of grey and some bullshit in the 60s.

He then just sat there....

[Imyoji]

I've known people from Mississippi, it was never this bad. I grew up in NC, also never this bad. It can't be real. My heart and brain could not handle it. I refuse to believe.

I know people from rural Utah...it is normally not this bad (one or two...)

Even some of the more devout Mormons (not the fundie polygamy nutters) aren't this bad. Instead they're endearingly adorkable.

[Christian State of Mississippi]

As I mentioned in another thread, The Constitution was the work of God. If God says that we shall deport "American Citizens", then we do what God says. If you read on some conservative websites, God has recently helped America solve it's immigration issues by creating a crack on the US-Mexican border in New Mexico. See that is my proof that God exists. He's there, but most of you refuse to believe in him.

If it's the work of God why does he allow anyone to have any religion or lack thereof they want?

When it comes down to that, Satan has influence on this Earth. Usually atheism is the work of Satan. But other religions or primitive animist beliefs are sadly just a bunch of unenlightened individuals. God gave us a duty to convert the world into Christianity. The entire world.

[Washington Resistance Army]

If it's the work of God why does he allow anyone to have any religion or lack thereof they want?

When it comes down to that, Satan has influence on this Earth. Usually atheism is the work of Satan. But other religions or primitive animist beliefs are sadly just a bunch of unenlightened individuals. God gave us a duty to convert the world into Christianity. The entire world.

That doesn't answer my question, if the Constitution is the work of God why does he allow non Christians in the US to practice their religion or lack thereof?

[The balkens]

If it's the work of God why does he allow anyone to have any religion or lack thereof they want?

When it comes down to that, Satan has influence on this Earth. Usually atheism is the work of Satan. But other religions or primitive animist beliefs are sadly just a bunch of unenlightened individuals. God gave us a duty to convert the world into Christianity. The entire world.

Even the jews?

[Christian State of Mississippi]

As I mentioned in another thread, The Constitution was the work of God. If God says that we shall deport "American Citizens", then we do what God says. If you read on some conservative websites, God has recently helped America solve it's immigration issues by creating a crack on the US-Mexican border in New Mexico. See that is my proof that God exists. He's there, but most of you refuse to believe in him.

Yea....Hold on.

God just told me that he has no memory of the whole constitution thing. Only thing he wrote was 50 shades of grey and some bullshit in the 60s.

He then just sat there....

How dare you insult God and mention that pornographic novel in the same post! Haven't you been raised to respect religious beliefs?

[Neutraligon]

If it's the work of God why does he allow anyone to have any religion or lack thereof they want?

When it comes down to that, Satan has influence on this Earth. Usually atheism is the work of Satan. But other religions or primitive animist beliefs are sadly just a bunch of unenlightened individuals. God gave us a duty to convert the world into Christianity. The entire world.

SO basically you claimed that the Constitution of the US, which includes the first amendment and the Supremacy clause, is the work of god, and then claimed it was the work of Satan. Make up your mind already.

As an aside, you specifically are doing a terrible job of representing your religion, you are in fact turning people away from your religion (which is why I don't think you are real).

[Khorsun]

Founded by Puritans. Still so, so Puritan. Even our atheists are Puritans.

It's a de facto Christian country and it has been for 300 years. Our state religion of Progessivism is a nontheistic Christianity.

[Christian State of Mississippi]

When it comes down to that, Satan has influence on this Earth. Usually atheism is the work of Satan. But other religions or primitive animist beliefs are sadly just a bunch of unenlightened individuals. God gave us a duty to convert the world into Christianity. The entire world.

Even the jews?

Eventually. They'll be saved for last. A jew is only half a christian.

[Terrad]

America isn't a christian nation. It's an N.E.D nation.

Freaking N.E.Ds...

P.S: N.E.D is not a religion, just to clarify.

[The Princes of the Universe]

God gave us a duty to convert the world into Christianity. The entire world.

Answer me this - Which flavour are we taking here? Real Christianity, or 500-year-old heresies and their offspring?

[Christian State of Mississippi]

When it comes down to that, Satan has influence on this Earth. Usually atheism is the work of Satan. But other religions or primitive animist beliefs are sadly just a bunch of unenlightened individuals. God gave us a duty to convert the world into Christianity. The entire world.

That doesn't answer my question, if the Constitution is the work of God why does he allow non Christians in the US to practice their religion or lack thereof?

I don't know! God doesn't solve everything for us! Sometimes we have to do things for ourselves. But once in a while, divine intervention comes in.

[The balkens]

Yea....Hold on.

God just told me that he has no memory of the whole constitution thing. Only thing he wrote was 50 shades of grey and some bullshit in the 60s.

He then just sat there....

How dare you insult God and mention that pornographic novel in the same post! Haven't you been raised to respect religious beliefs?

Actually yes I have. My father told me that "You can believe what ever you want, shit you can even be one of those lightsaber using motherfuckers. I don't care, but for the love of god, Ridicule the shit out of those who take the bible too fucking seriously. Which is why I divorced your crazy bitch of a mother."

[Neutraligon]

That doesn't answer my question, if the Constitution is the work of God why does he allow non Christians in the US to practice their religion or lack thereof?

I don't know! God doesn't solve everything for us! Sometimes we have to do things for ourselves. But once in a while, divine intervention comes in.

Again if the Constitution is a document from God and supposedly God does not like other religions, why does it include the first amendment?

[Christian State of Mississippi]

God gave us a duty to convert the world into Christianity. The entire world.

Answer me this - Which flavour are we taking here? Real Christianity, or 500-year-old heresies and their offspring?

Real Christianity. If you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, then you are a Christian. That's the Christianity I'm talking about.

[Washington Resistance Army]

That doesn't answer my question, if the Constitution is the work of God why does he allow non Christians in the US to practice their religion or lack thereof?

I don't know! God doesn't solve everything for us! Sometimes we have to do things for ourselves. But once in a while, divine intervention comes in.

Like when? Give me one example with irrefutable evidence that the Biblical God has intervened in something.

I don't know! God doesn't solve everything for us! Sometimes we have to do things for ourselves. But once in a while, divine intervention comes in.

Again if the Constitution is a document from God and supposedly God does not like other religions, why does it include the first amendment?

Because God let Satan ruin his work, or something.

[Neutraligon]

God gave us a duty to convert the world into Christianity. The entire world.

Answer me this - Which flavour are we taking here? Real Christianity, or 500-year-old heresies and their offspring?

I believe this poster claimed to be baptist

[Christian State of Mississippi]

I don't know! God doesn't solve everything for us! Sometimes we have to do things for ourselves. But once in a while, divine intervention comes in.

Again if the Constitution is a document from God and supposedly God does not like other religions, why does it include the first amendment?

Freedom of Religion is Freedom to be a Christian. God just wasn't specific enough unfortunately.

[Seno Zhou Varada]

Yea....Hold on.

God just told me that he has no memory of the whole constitution thing. Only thing he wrote was 50 shades of grey and some bullshit in the 60s.

He then just sat there....

How dare you insult God and mention that pornographic novel in the same post! Haven't you been raised to respect religious beliefs?

So you respect human sacrifice? It's a religious belief.

[The balkens]

I don't know! God doesn't solve everything for us! Sometimes we have to do things for ourselves. But once in a while, divine intervention comes in.

Like when? Give me one example with irrefutable evidence that the Biblical God has intervened in something.

"Tide goes in, tide goes out. You cant explain that!"

[Novia Soviet Socialist Republic]

Again if the Constitution is a document from God and supposedly God does not like other religions, why does it include the first amendment?

Freedom of Religion is Freedom to be a Christian. God just wasn't specific enough unfortunately.

I'm pretty sure freedom of religion is freedom of religion mate.

[Christian State of Mississippi]

Answer me this - Which flavour are we taking here? Real Christianity, or 500-year-old heresies and their offspring?

I believe this poster claimed to be baptist

I'm a protestant but Baptism is fine. I typically accept all forms of Christianity but Protestantism is the best form of Christianity.

[The Alma Mater]

Answer me this - Which flavour are we taking here? Real Christianity, or 500-year-old heresies and their offspring?

Real Christianity. If you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, then you are a Christian. That's the Christianity I'm talking about.

Funny, because in another thread you expressed preference for one of the heretic offshoots of christianity. Which would make you a follower of Satan.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Like when? Give me one example with irrefutable evidence that the Biblical God has intervened in something.

"Tide goes in, tide goes out. You cant explain that!"

*Le gasp*

Thank you my gay Nazi Ukrainian Jew brother! I have seen the light!

[Seno Zhou Varada]

Again if the Constitution is a document from God and supposedly God does not like other religions, why does it include the first amendment?

Freedom of Religion is Freedom to be a Christian. God just wasn't specific enough unfortunately.

Not enough facepalm smilies. I will pull up the amendments for you.