Wanted: TET or alive

[Kannap]

I remember the days when my sister went through her meerkat phase. Every other word out of her mouth was meerkat. Ah, memories.

That's a lie

[Killdash]

All my dating experiences have been to nought. It's tough being an assassin.

You don't need a date. Aure...

Oh, I tried to date her once upon a time. She soon showed me the error of my ways...

[Ethel mermania]

I understand. Are you going to be dealing in specific things, or just general flotsam and jetsam?

It'll be a specific type of product range, I think. I'm still considering my options, there. I only have one solid option for a supplier so far but I need to spend time exploring other markets and sectors, because really I don't care what I sell. Whatever is least likely to result in product returns and the least hassle to post out items.

Venomous spiders, dead people can't return product.

[Val Halla]

You don't need a date. Aure...

Did someone say "date Aure"? Where can I sign up?

No! Shoo peasant! I am Aure's princess! No permission granted! Begone!

[Lordieth]

Liking Meerkats isn't a requirement in dating me, but y'know, it helps.

I feel as though your personality on these forums is being consumed by your love of meerkats.

The funny thing is, I'm not even that into them. They're awesome, of course, but other than occasionally chatting about them on here, I don't spend any time devoted to them. For some reason the "Meerkat" thing seems very much expected of me now on here. I've become typecast, and I think it's a bit late for me to shake it off.

[Barboneia]

Did someone say "date Aure"? Where can I sign up?

No! Shoo peasant! I am Aure's princess! No permission granted! Begone!

Who're you calling peasant, prole?

[Lordieth]

It'll be a specific type of product range, I think. I'm still considering my options, there. I only have one solid option for a supplier so far but I need to spend time exploring other markets and sectors, because really I don't care what I sell. Whatever is least likely to result in product returns and the least hassle to post out items.

Venomous spiders, dead people can't return product.

If I could afford to hire you as my Sales Manager, I would.

[Killdash]

You don't need a date. Aure...

Did someone say "date Aure"? Where can I sign up?

Don't even try man. Not everyone can take the bitch lifestyle.

[Ethel mermania]

I feel as though your personality on these forums is being consumed by your love of meerkats.

The funny thing is, I'm not even that into them. They're awesome, of course, but other than occasionally chatting about them on here, I don't spend any time devoted to them. For some reason the "Meerkat" thing seems very much expected of me now on here. I've become typecast, and I think it's a bit late for me to shake it off.

A harmless affectation.

[Ava Ire]

Wikipedia: "Some OCD sufferers exhibit what is known as overvalued ideas. In such cases, the person with OCD will truly be uncertain whether the fears that cause them to perform their compulsions are irrational or not."
So like being obsessive-compulsive on whether or not you're actually being unnecessary obsessive-compulsive? Psychology is fascinating...

Hmm, did the Anthropocene Epoch start at the Industrial Revolution, or 1945?.... The world may never know....

Probably different depending on who you ask.

What would you say is the start date?

[Italios]

I remember the days when my sister went through her meerkat phase. Every other word out of her mouth was meerkat. Ah, memories.

That's a lie

That's the truth, for Christmas our aunt gave a her a stuffed animal meerkat. She named in Marty the Meerkat.

[Val Halla]

Did someone say "date Aure"? Where can I sign up?

Don't even try man. Not everyone can take the bitch lifestyle.

Can confirm. But it's good man. It's like being a criminal. It's tough, but hit the sweet spot, and the payout is awesome.

[Ethel mermania]

Venomous spiders, dead people can't return product.

If I could afford to hire you as my Sales Manager, I would.

Whatever you do, don't hire damiano, feel free to tell galla I said that.

[Ava Ire]

That's a lie

That's the truth, for Christmas our aunt gave a her a stuffed animal meerkat. She named in Marty the Meerkat.

That's also a lie.

[Kannap]

Wikipedia: "Some OCD sufferers exhibit what is known as overvalued ideas. In such cases, the person with OCD will truly be uncertain whether the fears that cause them to perform their compulsions are irrational or not."
So like being obsessive-compulsive on whether or not you're actually being unnecessary obsessive-compulsive? Psychology is fascinating...

Probably different depending on who you ask.

What would you say is the start date?

September 17, 2067

[Lordieth]

If I could afford to hire you as my Sales Manager, I would.

Whatever you do, don't hire damiano, feel free to tell galla I said that.

Why not? It might benefit from some italian flare.

[Killdash]

Don't even try man. Not everyone can take the bitch lifestyle.

Can confirm. But it's good man. It's like being a criminal. It's tough, but hit the sweet spot, and the payout is awesome.

There are certainly moments of exultation. But you get those more often. You're the princess.

[Val Halla]

No! Shoo peasant! I am Aure's princess! No permission granted! Begone!

Who're you calling peasant, prole?

You, damn peasant. Begone, before I fetch the royal guards. Your stench is unbearable, and your shoes are ugly.

[Kannap]

That's a lie

That's the truth, for Christmas our aunt gave a her a stuffed animal meerkat. She named in Marty the Meerkat.

That's a lie

[Italios]

That's the truth, for Christmas our aunt gave a her a stuffed animal meerkat. She named in Marty the Meerkat.

That's also a lie.

If you are referring to my signature, it's true, because my signature states that everything I say is a lie, therefore that is a lie thus whatever I say is the truth.

[Killdash]

That's a lie

That's the truth, for Christmas our aunt gave a her a stuffed animal meerkat. She named in Marty the Meerkat.

I have a pet corpse called Warwick.

Not sure if it's the same thing though.

[Val Halla]

Can confirm. But it's good man. It's like being a criminal. It's tough, but hit the sweet spot, and the payout is awesome.

There are certainly moments of exultation. But you get those more often. You're the princess.

Hierarchy. Works for those at the top, crushes those at the bottom.

[Barboneia]

Who're you calling peasant, prole?

You, damn peasant. Begone, before I fetch the royal guards. Your stench is unbearable, and your shoes are ugly.

MY stench?! I spit in your general direction! Your mother was a gerbil and your father smelt of elderberries!

[Italios]

That's the truth, for Christmas our aunt gave a her a stuffed animal meerkat. She named in Marty the Meerkat.

I have a pet corpse called Warwick.

Not sure if it's the same thing though.

You kept your pet's corpse after it died? You savage

[Killdash]

There are certainly moments of exultation. But you get those more often. You're the princess.

Hierarchy. Works for those at the top, crushes those at the bottom.

Hey now, don't get too frisky. I was the original bitch, after all.