Wanted: TET or alive

[Gallade]

Fuck that, I want a pony.

That's what I said, but all I got was fried meat. With a saddle on it.

I'd devour a nice horse burger, now that you mention it.

[Toddlrsta]

That's what I said, but all I got was fried meat. With a saddle on it.

I'd devour a nice horse burger, now that you mention it.

Anywhere serve horse? IT a custom in a certain country?

[Auremena]

He had All day to get you, there better be roses.

Fuck that, I want a pony.

Or ageing a bottle of fine wine just right.
While riding in a pony.
I don't know if they're allowed on motorways, in certain their max soured is something like 20kph, unless we're talking like Ford Mustang pony...

10 day says Thursday, but the next (at least) five straight days after that temps above freezing. Great, seems we're in for an early spring thaw.
At least spring in Boston is a lovely time of year...

Maybe I will get my car.

Finally, right?

[Gallade]

I'd devour a nice horse burger, now that you mention it.

Anywhere serve horse? IT a custom in a certain country?

It's a common butcher meat on the European mainland continent, yeah.

[Dyakovo]

Fuck that, I want a pony.

That's what I said, but all I got was fried meat. With a saddle on it.

You wanted a pony, you got a pony. Your fault for not specifying "uuncooked".

[Ethel mermania]

Dump him if there is no pony.

How many kids in the luggage?

I'm marrying a Damiano, you have to come to terms with it.

None, unfortunately, which is why I broke down somewhere in the sky above Egypt.

Fine, just don't let him in the family business.

D'aw, in a way it is good that you were so impacted by the kids, you did for them, and they did something for you.

[The Holy Therns]

That's what I said, but all I got was fried meat. With a saddle on it.

I'd devour a nice horse burger, now that you mention it.

I confess I've never actually tried it. They don't serve it anywhere around here.

[Dyakovo]

Ask FAaA out.

I do not know that acronym.

Furry Algeria etcetera etcetera

[Auremena]

Fuck that, I want a pony.

That's what I said, but all I got was fried meat. With a saddle on it.

mmm, fried meat.
Too bad my body can't afford it.

[Hladgos]

Are we talking about ponies? Pah! Real cool cats ride horses! Although it's been ages since I've saddled up, I need to get my inner Kansan back out. Well, as soon as it's warm again.

[Ostroeuropa]

My newest piece of troll legislation, after the british caliphate one.

National production of porn act:

Any and all sites of an anti-pornography protest shall become designated nudist sites for the duration of the protest. Anyone on this site consents to being in a pornographic video. Sex on this sites is encouraged, as is filming.

(doesn't actually harm their right to protest.)
This should appease everybody.
Now a lot of pornography will have people shouting that pornography is terrible in the background, and anti-porn protestors will have a catch 22.

[Dumb Ideologies]

My newest piece of troll legislation, after the british caliphate one.

National production of porn act:

Any and all sites of an anti-pornography protest shall become designated nudist sites for the duration of the protest. Anyone on this site consents to being in a pornographic video. Sex on this sites is encouraged, as is filming.

(doesn't actually harm their right to protest.)
This should appease everybody.
Now all pornography will have people shouting that pornography is terrible in the background.

Thou art truly a master of the giggle.

[Ostroeuropa]

My newest piece of troll legislation, after the british caliphate one.

National production of porn act:

Any and all sites of an anti-pornography protest shall become designated nudist sites for the duration of the protest. Anyone on this site consents to being in a pornographic video. Sex on this sites is encouraged, as is filming.

(doesn't actually harm their right to protest.)
This should appease everybody.
Now all pornography will have people shouting that pornography is terrible in the background.

Thou art truly a master of the giggle.

Dunno, I found it a bit funny.
If we can double up with mobile abortion booths we may be on to a winning strategy.

[Toddlrsta]

My newest piece of troll legislation, after the british caliphate one.

National production of porn act:

Any and all sites of an anti-pornography protest shall become designated nudist sites for the duration of the protest. Anyone on this site consents to being in a pornographic video. Sex on this sites is encouraged, as is filming.

(doesn't actually harm their right to protest.)
This should appease everybody.
Now all pornography will have people shouting that pornography is terrible in the background.

Thou art truly a master of the giggle.

Hi favorite squiggle squee. How've you been? I exist

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Are we talking about ponies? Pah! Real cool cats ride horses! Although it's been ages since I've saddled up, I need to get my inner Kansan back out. Well, as soon as it's warm again.

I'll give you a few moments to reconsider.

My newest piece of troll legislation, after the british caliphate one.

National production of porn act:

Any and all sites of an anti-pornography protest shall become designated nudist sites for the duration of the protest. Anyone on this site consents to being in a pornographic video. Sex on this sites is encouraged, as is filming.

(doesn't actually harm their right to protest.)
This should appease everybody.
Now a lot of pornography will have people shouting that pornography is terrible in the background, and anti-porn protestors will have a catch 22.

This is great! One interpretation gives me the right to go to one of these protesters, film our sexual activity and post it on their own website. It feels like putting the head of a conquered warlord on a stake.

[Val Halla]

My newest piece of troll legislation, after the british caliphate one.

National production of porn act:

Any and all sites of an anti-pornography protest shall become designated nudist sites for the duration of the protest. Anyone on this site consents to being in a pornographic video. Sex on this sites is encouraged, as is filming.

(doesn't actually harm their right to protest.)
This should appease everybody.
Now a lot of pornography will have people shouting that pornography is terrible in the background, and anti-porn protestors will have a catch 22.

All sex should be published on the internet. All pictures accidentally taken naked too.

[Hladgos]

Are we talking about ponies? Pah! Real cool cats ride horses! Although it's been ages since I've saddled up, I need to get my inner Kansan back out. Well, as soon as it's warm again.

I'll give you a few moments to reconsider.

My newest piece of troll legislation, after the british caliphate one.

National production of porn act:

Any and all sites of an anti-pornography protest shall become designated nudist sites for the duration of the protest. Anyone on this site consents to being in a pornographic video. Sex on this sites is encouraged, as is filming.

(doesn't actually harm their right to protest.)
This should appease everybody.
Now a lot of pornography will have people shouting that pornography is terrible in the background, and anti-porn protestors will have a catch 22.

This is great! One interpretation gives me the right to go to one of these protesters, film our sexual activity and post it on their own website. It feels like putting the head of a conquered warlord on a stake.

I'm not sure I would ride a bear. They're stinky.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

I'll give you a few moments to reconsider.


This is great! One interpretation gives me the right to go to one of these protesters, film our sexual activity and post it on their own website. It feels like putting the head of a conquered warlord on a stake.

I'm not sure I would ride a bear. They're stinky.

As we say in my country: Don't look into the mouth of a given horse.

[Hladgos]

I'm not sure I would ride a bear. They're stinky.

As we say in my country: Don't look into the mouth of a given horse.

I never look into anyone's mouth! That's the doctor's business.

[Cymrea]

As we say in my country: Don't look into the mouth of a given horse.

I never look into anyone's mouth! That's the doctor's business.

And no matter how gorgeous the dental assistant is, do NOT suck on her fingers when she's working in your mouth. It's not nearly as boldly charming and sexy as it looks in your head. Just a little PSA, there.

[Hladgos]

I never look into anyone's mouth! That's the doctor's business.

And no matter how gorgeous the dental assistant is, do NOT suck on her fingers when she's working in your mouth. It's not nearly as boldly charming and sexy as it looks in your head. Just a little PSA, there.

Mistakes happen, I understand. And don't worry, usually the assistant is the one sucking when I'm in the chair.

[Immoren]

I'm not sure I would ride a bear. They're stinky.

As we say in my country: Don't look into the mouth of a given horse.

So it's more international phrase/saying, given we also have that kind of phrase.
"Lahjahevosen suuhun ei ole katsomista."

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

I never look into anyone's mouth! That's the doctor's business.

And no matter how gorgeous the dental assistant is, do NOT suck on her fingers when she's working in your mouth. It's not nearly as boldly charming and sexy as it looks in your head. Just a little PSA, there.

If I'd bite on anything of a dental assistant, it would be his or her throat. You keep those stingy drills away from my nerve endings, I say!

[Val Halla]

And no matter how gorgeous the dental assistant is, do NOT suck on her fingers when she's working in your mouth. It's not nearly as boldly charming and sexy as it looks in your head. Just a little PSA, there.

If I'd bite on anything of a dental assistant, it would be his or her throat. You keep those stingy drills away from my nerve endings, I say!

The dentist doesn't like me. I sneezed whilst I was having me teeth scraped. It was an odd situation.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

As we say in my country: Don't look into the mouth of a given horse.

So it's more international phrase/saying, given we also have that kind of phrase.
"Lahjahevosen suuhun ei ole katsomista."

It seems like a necessary one, seeing that every culture on earth seems to look into the mouth of these animals.