CNN Says that ISIL is hiring using Nutella, Cats and Emoji.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Nutella and cats you say...

My inner urge to become a Jihadi just became a bit stronger.

Suddenly the FBI appears at your front door "advising" you not to go.

Pff, if some British girls can do it so can I!

Now I just need to think up a ridiculously long and impossible to pronounce Arabic name and I'll be one step closer. The whole Atheist bit might complicate things though.

[Knockturn Alley]

I'm Nutella and I find this offensive...actually yummy too but mostly offensive...

I knew it! Nutella is full of Ebola!

Actually its just me but yep -Ebola- was what I thought about