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CNN Says that ISIL is hiring using Nutella, Cats and Emoji.

Postby Bandwagon » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:03 pm

http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/cnn-isis-kittens-nutella-1946398-Feb2015/
So CNN is joining Fox News and the Daily Fail in their bizarre club of fake news, or weird news. CNN needs to come out with a statement today to say it's true or it's totes lies.
What do you think of this bizzare story?
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Postby Sosi » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:05 pm

ISIL hasn't a genuine agenda, their acts accomplish little.
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Postby Nuwe Suid Afrika » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:07 pm

I'm not a woman, but now I'd like to know where I can sign up.
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Postby Big Brain City » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:08 pm

Bandwagon wrote:http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/cnn-isis-kittens-nutella-1946398-Feb2015/
So CNN is joining Fox News and the Daily Fail in their bizarre club of fake news, or weird news. CNN needs to come out with a statement today to say it's true or it's totes lies.
What do you think of this bizzare story?

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Postby DnalweN acilbupeR » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:50 pm

i lol'd irl at the picture

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Postby Torisakia » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:53 pm

Isn't this how everyone lures women to them? Or is it just me?
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:53 pm

Its a well known fact that chicks like it when you smear nutella on their ass. Good call, ISIL. I'm not a fan, but it beats throwing the ball on the one yard line despite having three plays left and Lynch there.
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Postby United Marxist Nations » Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:56 pm

Allahu Ackbar = sexiest pickup line.
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:02 pm

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Is Nutella a female thing or something?
What?

...
I... I just bought some. I have it daily.
I never knew.
God, what if they think i'm a terrorist!?
Although this does open up a new way for us to hurt Isil.

Nutella embargo.
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Postby MERIZoC » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:05 pm

It's true. Just yesterday, my mother up and joined the jihad when they offered her a hazelnut/chocolate spread. It is still somewhat difficult to get here, you know.
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Postby Eastern Equestria » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:05 pm

ISIL's modus operandi
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Postby The United Territories of Providence » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:05 pm

Silly ISIS....Well they're doing better than Al-Qaeda, they still use Linkedin .

But seriously, if you still consider CNN to be news you're just as ridiculous as they are.
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If they offer Ponies, Anime, and mountain dew the west may well be doomed.
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Postby Liberty and Linguistics » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:09 pm

I wonder what evidence they have to back up those claims.
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Postby Planita » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:20 pm

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Postby The United Territories of Providence » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:22 pm

Liberty and Linguistics wrote:I wonder what evidence they have to back up those claims.


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Postby Eastern Equestria » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:27 pm

Liberty and Linguistics wrote:I wonder what evidence they have to back up those claims.


Well according to the source, a CNN anchor hypothesized that the above claim was true after making note of the strange habit of some ISIS members to post pictures of themselves with kittens and nutella to social media sites. She did so in the midst of a sit-down with an expert on the matter, who quickly dismissed this by stating that such uses of social media likely have nothing to do with actual recruitment. The above caption was only used briefly during their conversation.
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Postby Aquesta » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:31 pm

Seems CNN is continuing to provide the public with intelligent and true news stories.
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Postby Occupied Deutschland » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:34 pm

Is...Is that how you lure women? Kittens and nutella?
Not chloroform?
I've...I mean...friends of mine have been doing it wrong for years. :?

CNN is obviously running with an eye-rolling and stupid headline because...well...CNN I guess.
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Postby United Marxist Nations » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:38 pm

Occupied Deutschland wrote:Is...Is that how you lure women? Kittens and nutella?
Not chloroform?
I've...I mean...friends of mine have been doing it wrong for years. :?

CNN is obviously running with an eye-rolling and stupid headline because...well...CNN I guess.

This is the same channel that did this.
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Postby Zakuvia » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:39 pm

Welp, time to belt up a round of a good anti-Imperialist nasheeds, I do love me some cats and Nutella.
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Postby Barboneia » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:43 pm

And I thought CNN was respectable.

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Postby The States of Balloon » Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:15 pm

CNN has lost any trust I had in it.

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I think CNN has lost the fucking plot.
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Postby Utceforp » Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:20 pm

In order to deny ISIS resources, we need to eat as much Nutella as possible as quickly as possible.

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