I see TET people

[Kannap]

I'm not entirely sure what to say right now, so I'll start with an easy one;

Hello.

I'll work on the rest when the rest of me gets here.

Dirty fucking greeter!

I imagine you also say that to the greeters at Walmart.

[Val Halla]

Hello Lordi. Are you going to continue your crusade against Peter Molyneaux?

Oh, you'll know when I'm on a crusade.

Will it be like the Spanish Inquisition sketch, only with meerkats?

[Lordieth]

I'm not entirely sure what to say right now, so I'll start with an easy one;

Hello, my ostrich-meerkat porn shorts won me 56 Oscars and 12 Emmys.

I'll work on the rest when the rest of me gets here.

Congratulations! I expect half of those.

It's pretty fortunate I won an even number, then. Half? That's up for negotiation, I think. I was the star of the show, after all.

[Kannap]

Congratulations! I expect half of those.

It's pretty fortunate I won an even number, then. Half? That's up for negotiation, I think. I was the star of the show, after all.

I did most of the work. You couldn't even find the destination.

[Gallade]

Dirty fucking greeter!

My writing team is taking a day off today. These greetings don't write themselves you know.

Well, that's just poor scheduling. Those of true breeding have at least five writing teams to alternate between while one lounges in the sun upon one's gilded chaise.

Dictated but not read, yadda yadda yadda, more grapes, Emilio.

[Idzequitch]

Does it bother anyone else that there is a poorly disguised portrait of Sauron on the American $1 bill?

[Big Brain City]

Does it bother anyone else that there is a poorly disguised portrait of Sauron on the American $1 bill?

(Image)

You sayin' Sauron's got hold of our government?

[Dumb Ideologies]

Dirty fucking greeter!

I imagine you also say that to the greeters at Walmart.

It bugs me when staff talk to me in stores. It's like when I'm in the queue for the self-checkout and there's no-one at the main till. They ask me if I want to come over and look at me like I've grown a second head when I say "no".

[Lordieth]

My writing team is taking a day off today. These greetings don't write themselves you know.

Well, that's just poor scheduling. Those of true breeding have at least five writing teams to alternate between while one lounges in the sun upon one's gilded chaise.

Dictated but not read, yadda yadda yadda, more grapes, Emilio.

You're right. I wasn't ambitious enough. I need an entire writing department on rotation, ready and poised with witty one-liners at a moment's notice. I can see I'm dealing with a pro, here.

[Gallade]

Dirty fucking greeter!

I imagine you also say that to the greeters at Walmart.

I live in a WalMart free zone, we're capable of getting ourselves a trolley.

[Kannap]

Does it bother anyone else that there is a poorly disguised portrait of Sauron on the American $1 bill?

(Image)

That looks nothing like Sauron, poorly disguised or otherwise.

[Kannap]

I imagine you also say that to the greeters at Walmart.

It bugs me when staff talk to me in stores. It's like when I'm in the queue for the self-checkout and there's no-one at the main till. They ask me if I want to come over and look at me like I've grown a second head when I say "no".

Meh, my motivation is the quicker I get out of the store, the less time I have to be around strangers. So, I'll choose the line that has the smallest amount of customers and then make small talk with the clerk.

[The Blaatschapen]

Well, that's just poor scheduling. Those of true breeding have at least five writing teams to alternate between while one lounges in the sun upon one's gilded chaise.

Dictated but not read, yadda yadda yadda, more grapes, Emilio.

You're right. I wasn't ambitious enough. I need an entire writing department on rotation, ready and poised with witty one-liners at a moment's notice. I can see I'm dealing with a pro, here.

Wait, you guys have your lines made up for you beforehand?

And here I am, just doing things on the spot.

I should get me a ghostwriter.

Now, if only Max were to invite me out of his basement one of these days >_>

[Idzequitch]

Does it bother anyone else that there is a poorly disguised portrait of Sauron on the American $1 bill?

(Image)

That looks nothing like Sauron, poorly disguised or otherwise.

Sauron has a giant, creepy, all seeing eye. The dollar bill has a giant, creepy, all seeing eye.
Coincidence? I don't think so.

[Val Halla]

Why is the PAL version of Starfox called Starwing? help me, children of the early to mid 90s!

[Kannap]

I imagine you also say that to the greeters at Walmart.

I live in a WalMart free zone, we're capable of getting ourselves a trolley.

Whoa, there are Walmarts that the greeters get the buggies for you? What is this madness? I feel cheated.

[Gallade]

Well, that's just poor scheduling. Those of true breeding have at least five writing teams to alternate between while one lounges in the sun upon one's gilded chaise.

Dictated but not read, yadda yadda yadda, more grapes, Emilio.

You're right. I wasn't ambitious enough. I need an entire writing department on rotation, ready and poised with witty one-liners at a moment's notice. I can see I'm dealing with a pro, here.

Too late, I'm ensuring you are invited to none of the Summer Galas. We have a commoner here! Eek!

[Barboneia]

Why is the PAL version of Starfox called Starwing? help me, children of the early to mid 90s!

I'm a millennial so I don't know.

[Kannap]

That looks nothing like Sauron, poorly disguised or otherwise.

Sauron has a giant, creepy, all seeing eye. The dollar bill has a giant, creepy, all seeing eye.
Coincidence? I don't think so.

Your imagination is terrible when it comes to making conspiracy theories.

[The Blaatschapen]

Why is the PAL version of Starfox called Starwing? help me, children of the early to mid 90s!

Star Fox (スターフォックス Sutā Fokkusu?), released as Starwing in Europe, apparently to avoid confusion with an association called "StarVox" in Germany

First descriptive line of the wikipedia article.

Lazy.

[Hladgos]

I live in a WalMart free zone, we're capable of getting ourselves a trolley.

Whoa, there are Walmarts that the greeters get the buggies for you? What is this madness? I feel cheated.

Just like people used to put the gas in your car for you!

[Val Halla]

Why is the PAL version of Starfox called Starwing? help me, children of the early to mid 90s!

Star Fox (スターフォックス Sutā Fokkusu?), released as Starwing in Europe, apparently to avoid confusion with an association called "StarVox" in Germany

First descriptive line of the wikipedia article.

Lazy.

I know I'm lazy. It could have been a good moment for me to spark somebody's nostalgia!

[The Blaatschapen]

Why is the PAL version of Starfox called Starwing? help me, children of the early to mid 90s!

I'm a millennial so I don't know.

I can be a millennial too, but I was a child in the early to mid 90s.

[Gallade]

Whoa, there are Walmarts that the greeters get the buggies for you? What is this madness? I feel cheated.

Just like people used to put the gas in your car for you!

You don't have gas attendants...?

[Big Brain City]

Whoa, there are Walmarts that the greeters get the buggies for you? What is this madness? I feel cheated.

Just like people used to put the gas in your car for you!

I wish I lived in those days...unless they were openly racist days.