Nah, I'm still human. I can just turn into a goat.
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by Prusslandia » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:10 pm

by Furry Alairia and Algeria » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:14 pm

by Ordenburg » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:20 pm

by Furry Alairia and Algeria » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:22 pm
Ordenburg wrote:At least I can rest assured that if all else fails in life I can always become a stripper.

by Hladgos » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:24 pm
Ordenburg wrote:At least I can rest assured that if all else fails in life I can always become a stripper.

by Furry Alairia and Algeria » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:24 pm

by Auremena » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:25 pm
Well good I couldn't do either if I wanted. Don't worry about me.

by Ordenburg » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:29 pm

by Furry Alairia and Algeria » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:32 pm

by Ordenburg » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:38 pm
Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:Seems as if they finally caught the fuckers who robbed my place. Fleeing for Buffalo, but caught before leaving NYC.
I really need more security *sigh*Ordenburg wrote:
Maybe I didn't think it all the way through. The only person who wants to see me shirtless wouldn't pay anyway.
wow, thanks for the offer.

by Hladgos » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:38 pm

by Furry Alairia and Algeria » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:40 pm
Hladgos wrote:Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:your turf is lacking.
I only cover Kansas, Missouri, and parts of south Iowa. I have no plans for expansion at the time.Auremena wrote:Well good I couldn't do either if I wanted. Don't worry about me.
I would pay so much money for a striptease from you. ;p

by Scomagia » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:40 pm
Trevor Phillip Enterprises wrote:Scomagia wrote:Nonsense. Infighting is for the lesser faiths. Goats do not direct their fury within the tribe, they direct it outward.
...forgive me, for I have committed a crime against our code. I seek your forgiveness and guidance to ensure I do not fall to my baser instincts.

by Auremena » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:42 pm
Really? *chinstrokes*

by Vancon » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:44 pm
Auremena wrote:It seems my tolerance has gone downhill in the last few weeks; a beer at about 9 and then a glass of wine (albeit a large one filled like 2/3 of the way) spread out over like the last 2 hours and I'm tipping to the side more than normal...Really? *chinstrokes*Hladgos wrote:I would pay so much money for a striptease from you. ;p
More than a flight out to Kansas would cost?
Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.
Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.
Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour
Shyluz wrote:Van, Sci-fi Generallisimo

by Furry Alairia and Algeria » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:44 pm
Vancon wrote:Auremena wrote:It seems my tolerance has gone downhill in the last few weeks; a beer at about 9 and then a glass of wine (albeit a large one filled like 2/3 of the way) spread out over like the last 2 hours and I'm tipping to the side more than normal...Really? *chinstrokes*
More than a flight out to Kansas would cost?
You forgot about the return trip.

by Hladgos » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:45 pm
Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:Ordenburg wrote:
On second though... I should make better life choices.
And on third thought, you should start offering.Hladgos wrote:I only cover Kansas, Missouri, and parts of south Iowa. I have no plans for expansion at the time.
I would pay so much money for a striptease from you. ;p
Bad Hlad.
Auremena wrote:It seems my tolerance has gone downhill in the last few weeks; a beer at about 9 and then a glass of wine (albeit a large one filled like 2/3 of the way) spread out over like the last 2 hours and I'm tipping to the side more than normal...Really? *chinstrokes*Hladgos wrote:I would pay so much money for a striptease from you. ;p
More than a flight out to Kansas would cost?

by Vancon » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:45 pm
Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.
Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.
Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour
Shyluz wrote:Van, Sci-fi Generallisimo

by Furry Alairia and Algeria » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:46 pm

by Furry Alairia and Algeria » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:47 pm
Hladgos wrote:
I'm not bad, just naughtyAuremena wrote:It seems my tolerance has gone downhill in the last few weeks; a beer at about 9 and then a glass of wine (albeit a large one filled like 2/3 of the way) spread out over like the last 2 hours and I'm tipping to the side more than normal...Really? *chinstrokes*
More than a flight out to Kansas would cost?
Too much to drink, silly?
Er, I did say 'would' because I do have to have money in the first place..

by Hladgos » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:49 pm

by Furry Alairia and Algeria » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:50 pm

by Auremena » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:51 pm
Return trip was calculated in.Vancon wrote:Auremena wrote:It seems my tolerance has gone downhill in the last few weeks; a beer at about 9 and then a glass of wine (albeit a large one filled like 2/3 of the way) spread out over like the last 2 hours and I'm tipping to the side more than normal...Really? *chinstrokes*More than a flight out to Kansas would cost?
You forgot about the return trip.
It wouldn't have been a few weeks ago.Hladgos wrote:Too much to drink, silly?Auremena wrote:It seems my tolerance has gone downhill in the last few weeks; a beer at about 9 and then a glass of wine (albeit a large one filled like 2/3 of the way) spread out over like the last 2 hours and I'm tipping to the side more than normal...Really? *chinstrokes*
More than a flight out to Kansas would cost?
Er, I did say 'would' because I do have to have money in the first place..

by Auremena » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:53 pm
Belgium is a good reason o/

by Prusslandia » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:57 pm
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