I see TET people

by **Prusslandia** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:43 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Prusslandia wrote:True. I'm unashamed to admit that I lost it ar the end. I was laughing so fucking hard.

I was in it the whole time. It was just so fucking weird that I had to enjoy it all the way through the end.

My friends refuse to watch it again. They are that weirded out by it.

by **Scomagia** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:45 pm

Trevor Phillip Enterprises wrote:
Scomagia wrote:And? You're still talking about exterminating my people.

I thought this whole time you were just a sexy version of Jesus herding goats. Guess I'm mistaken ...

I am both Sexy Jesus and a sentient goat. I appear to the faithful as Sexy Jesus, to inspire hope in their hearts and fire in their loins. I appear to the heathen unbelievers as a wrathful goat.

by **Furry Alairia and Algeria** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:46 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Trevor Phillip Enterprises wrote:I thought this whole time you were just a sexy version of Jesus herding goats. Guess I'm mistaken ...

I am both Sexy Jesus and a sentient goat. I appear to the faithful as Sexy Jesus, to inspire hope in their hearts and fire in their loins. I appear to the heathen unbelievers as a wrathful goat.

what if we see you as both?

by **Auremena** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:50 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Trevor Phillip Enterprises wrote:I thought this whole time you were just a sexy version of Jesus herding goats. Guess I'm mistaken ...
I am both Sexy Jesus and a sentient goat. I appear to the faithful as Sexy Jesus, to inspire hope in their hearts and fire in their loins. I appear to the heathen unbelievers as a wrathful goat.

Do you scream during Taylor Swift songs?

by **Scomagia** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:50 pm

Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:
Scomagia wrote:I am both Sexy Jesus and a sentient goat. I appear to the faithful as Sexy Jesus, to inspire hope in their hearts and fire in their loins. I appear to the heathen unbelievers as a wrathful goat.

what if we see you as both?

Beats me. You'd have to ask my father, Sexy God.

by **Trevor Phillip Enterprises** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:51 pm

Auremena wrote:
Scomagia wrote:I am both Sexy Jesus and a sentient goat. I appear to the faithful as Sexy Jesus, to inspire hope in their hearts and fire in their loins. I appear to the heathen unbelievers as a wrathful goat.
Do you scream during Taylor Swift songs?

That is an offensive stereotype perpetuated by a human dominated culture. How dare you make such a comment.

by **Ordenburg** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:51 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Trevor Phillip Enterprises wrote:I thought this whole time you were just a sexy version of Jesus herding goats. Guess I'm mistaken ...

I am both Sexy Jesus and a sentient goat. I appear to the faithful as Sexy Jesus, to inspire hope in their hearts and fire in their loins. I appear to the heathen unbelievers as a wrathful goat.

Depending on the location, that goat might still instill a fire in their loins. So I'd be careful if I were you.

by **Scomagia** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:51 pm

Auremena wrote:
Scomagia wrote:I am both Sexy Jesus and a sentient goat. I appear to the faithful as Sexy Jesus, to inspire hope in their hearts and fire in their loins. I appear to the heathen unbelievers as a wrathful goat.
Do you scream during Taylor Swift songs?

Yes I do. I scream in a voice that sounds like a choir of a thousand angry goats.

by **Furry Alairia and Algeria** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:51 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:what if we see you as both?

Beats me. You'd have to ask my father, Sexy God.

But I can't ask myself a damn thing about why I see you as both.

by **Prusslandia** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:52 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Trevor Phillip Enterprises wrote:I thought this whole time you were just a sexy version of Jesus herding goats. Guess I'm mistaken ...

I am both Sexy Jesus and a sentient goat. I appear to the faithful as Sexy Jesus, to inspire hope in their hearts and fire in their loins. I appear to the heathen unbelievers as a wrathful goat.

I'm seeing you as a super sexy guy with the head and neck of a goat. I can't get the image out of my head.

by **Scomagia** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:53 pm

Prusslandia wrote:
Scomagia wrote:I am both Sexy Jesus and a sentient goat. I appear to the faithful as Sexy Jesus, to inspire hope in their hearts and fire in their loins. I appear to the heathen unbelievers as a wrathful goat.

I'm seeing you as a super sexy guy with the head and neck of a goat. I can't get the image out of my head.

Are you a follower of The Way of The Goat, the one and only true faith?

by **Prusslandia** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:54 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Prusslandia wrote:I'm seeing you as a super sexy guy with the head and neck of a goat. I can't get the image out of my head.

Are you a follower of The Way of The Goat, the one and only true faith?

Of course. I must have been blessed with visions. Am I your prophet ?

by **Trevor Phillip Enterprises** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:56 pm

Prusslandia wrote:
Scomagia wrote:Are you a follower of The Way of The Goat, the one and only true faith?

Of course. I must have been blessed with visions. Am I your prophet ?

NO! I am the mortal who must wander the vast desert and enlighten the masses on the way of the goat! Pick me O great one!

by **Scomagia** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:57 pm

Prusslandia wrote:
Scomagia wrote:Are you a follower of The Way of The Goat, the one and only true faith?

Of course. I must have been blessed with visions. Am I your prophet ?

Indeed. Go far and wide, spreading word of me. Don't go knocking on people's doors, though, I hate that shit.

by **Ordenburg** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:57 pm

Trevor Phillip Enterprises wrote:
Prusslandia wrote:Of course. I must have been blessed with visions. Am I your prophet ?

NO! I am the mortal who must wander the vast desert and enlighten the masses on the way of the goat! Pick me O great one!

Lucky for all of you my family is tired of eating goat, I'll spare the lot of you this time.

by **Scomagia** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:57 pm

Trevor Phillip Enterprises wrote:
Prusslandia wrote:Of course. I must have been blessed with visions. Am I your prophet ?

NO! I am the mortal who must wander the vast desert and enlighten the masses on the way of the goat! Pick me O great one!

Who says there can be only one prophet?

by **Prusslandia** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:58 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Prusslandia wrote:Of course. I must have been blessed with visions. Am I your prophet ?

Indeed. Go far and wide, spreading word of me. Don't go knocking on people's doors, though, I hate that shit.

I shall, Sexy One. Shall I leave pamphlets in peoples windshields ?

by **Auremena** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:59 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Auremena wrote:Do you scream during Taylor Swift songs?
Yes I do. I scream in a voice that sounds like a choir of a thousand angry goats.

Good, you'll make for a perfect April Fools prank on my dad.

by **Barboneia** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:59 pm

Prusslandia wrote:
Scomagia wrote:Indeed. Go far and wide, spreading word of me. Don't go knocking on people's doors, though, I hate that shit.

I shall, Sexy One. Shall I leave pamphlets in peoples windshields ?

You so much as lay a finger on my Volvo and I'll run you over with it.

by **Scomagia** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:59 pm

Prusslandia wrote:
Scomagia wrote:Indeed. Go far and wide, spreading word of me. Don't go knocking on people's doors, though, I hate that shit.

I shall, Sexy One. Shall I leave pamphlets in peoples windshields ?

I leave that to your discretion.

by **Trevor Phillip Enterprises** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:00 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Trevor Phillip Enterprises wrote:NO! I am the mortal who must wander the vast desert and enlighten the masses on the way of the goat! Pick me O great one!

Who says there can be only one prophet?

Impossible! There can be only one, and I will kill to make sure that it is me. The blood on my hands will not be mine!

by **Prusslandia** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:00 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Prusslandia wrote:I shall, Sexy One. Shall I leave pamphlets in peoples windshields ?

I leave that to your discretion.

M'kay.

Has anybody other than me and Sco seen Tusk ?

by **Scomagia** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:03 pm

Trevor Phillip Enterprises wrote:
Scomagia wrote:Who says there can be only one prophet?

Impossible! There can be only one, and I will kill to make sure that it is me. The blood on my hands will not be mine!

Nonsense. Infighting is for the lesser faiths. Goats do not direct their fury within the tribe, they direct it outward.

by **Trevor Phillip Enterprises** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:06 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Trevor Phillip Enterprises wrote:Impossible! There can be only one, and I will kill to make sure that it is me. The blood on my hands will not be mine!

Nonsense. Infighting is for the lesser faiths. Goats do not direct their fury within the tribe, they direct it outward.

...forgive me, for I have committed a crime against our code. I seek your forgiveness and guidance to ensure I do not fall to my baser instincts.

by **Furry Alairia and Algeria** » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:09 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Trevor Phillip Enterprises wrote:Impossible! There can be only one, and I will kill to make sure that it is me. The blood on my hands will not be mine!

Nonsense. Infighting is for the lesser faiths. Goats do not direct their fury within the tribe, they direct it outward.

I'm guessing you've transformed them to goats, or compared them to goats.

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