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Postby Moreau Catholic High » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:53 pm

Google isn't leaving China without throwing a little party:

http://pop.6park.com/life2/messages/2805.html

For those of you who can't read Chinese, this is essentially a Chinese blog post demonstrating some of the amusing tricks Google is playing on the Chinese government. Some of the funnier ones are here below:

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Since yesterday, if you type in the word "China" in Chinese, the first recommended search term is the phrase "Destruction of the Chinese Communist Party".

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Typing in the letter "f' into Google China gave you "free tibet" as your first recommended search term.

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:rofl:

The blog also has a little analysis at the bottom that demonstrates that these aren't just flukes.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:55 pm

Jejeje...
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Postby Blitzkrenia » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:56 pm

I can't read Chinese, but no wonder Google is taking over the world, with a sense of humor like this...
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Postby Maurepas » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:57 pm

:rofl:

Maurepas supports this measure, :)

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Postby Brogavia » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:57 pm

Google, king of all that is lulz.
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Postby Pandemicia » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:58 pm

Google is now made of win AND caek.

Two thumbs up! :clap:
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Postby Andaluciae » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:58 pm

Google versus the PRC...a truly epic confrontation
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Postby Riaka » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:58 pm

And thus began the liberation movement anew!

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Postby Hydesland » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:59 pm

Yeah funny but unlikely to be actual google employees doing this but rather google bombers.

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Postby Maurepas » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:00 pm

Pandemicia wrote:Google is now made of win AND caek.

Two thumbs up! :clap:

But....the cake is a lie, :unsure:

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Postby Brogavia » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:01 pm

Hydesland wrote:Yeah funny but unlikely to be actual google employees doing this but rather google bombers.


I almost forgot about google bombing. Damn you. That really brought me down.
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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:01 pm

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Apparently google.co doesn't want me to rebel against the PRC.
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Postby Pandemicia » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:02 pm

Maurepas wrote:
Pandemicia wrote:Google is now made of win AND caek.

Two thumbs up! :clap:

But....the cake is a lie, :unsure:

Quiet you! The chinese don't know that yet! >_>

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Postby Solm » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:02 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: That's All I Got To Say

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Postby The Lone Alliance » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:04 pm

What about Tanianam Square anything on that?
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Postby Daistallia 2104 » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:04 pm

Amusing.

Google's made a small step away from their slide towards Microsoft.
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Postby Verzia » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:04 pm

:rofl:
Moreau Catholic High wrote:Google isn't leaving China without throwing a little party:

http://pop.6park.com/life2/messages/2805.html

For those of you who can't read Chinese, this is essentially a Chinese blog post demonstrating some of the amusing tricks Google is playing on the Chinese government. Some of the funnier ones are here below:

Image

Since yesterday, if you type in the word "China" in Chinese, the first recommended search term is the phrase "Destruction of the Chinese Communist Party".

Image

Typing in the letter "f' into Google China gave you "free tibet" as your first recommended search term.

Image

:rofl:

The blog also has a little analysis at the bottom that demonstrates that these aren't just flukes.

:rofl: And thats why Google is the largest epic win since earth
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Postby Blitzkrenia » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:06 pm

Daistallia 2104 wrote:Amusing.

Google's made a small step away from their slide towards Microsoft.

Indeed. But it is still very close.
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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:08 pm

So has anyone tried these searches on google.cn except me?
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:11 pm

Ifreann wrote:So has anyone tried these searches on google.cn except me?

It works if I just change the language to Chinese instead of going to google.cn
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Postby Andertion » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:14 pm

Google impresses me every day! :clap: :clap:
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Postby Blitzkrenia » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:17 pm

Andertion wrote:Google impresses me every day! :clap: :clap:

And that's how they are planning to brainwash and enslave every net-user in the world.
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Postby New Kereptica » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:18 pm

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Andertion wrote:Google impresses me every day! :clap: :clap:

And that's how they are planning to brainwash and enslave every net-user in the world.

By being good at what they do? That sounds positively terrible. Oh the humanity!
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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:19 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Ifreann wrote:So has anyone tried these searches on google.cn except me?

It works if I just change the language to Chinese instead of going to google.cn

I didn't think there was a difference.
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Postby Blitzkrenia » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:20 pm

New Kereptica wrote:
Blitzkrenia wrote:
Andertion wrote:Google impresses me every day! :clap: :clap:

And that's how they are planning to brainwash and enslave every net-user in the world.

By being good at what they do? That sounds positively terrible. Oh the humanity!

Yes, it does, doesn't it? By making us trust Google completely, they will effectively take over the world. ;)
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