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That's one way to make a lasting impression on your students

Postby Benuty » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:30 pm

It’s Valentine’s Day, America — the day of the year when we celebrate the glory of romantic love. And what better form of celebration than to have a math teacher read a filthy, raunchy, embarrassingly sexually explicit poem aloud, right there in class, at a taxpayer-funded public high school?

That was the scene at Nederland High School in Nederland, Texas, just southeast of Beaumont, according to local ABC affiliate KBMT.

The unnamed teacher read the vulgar poem aloud to a class full of pimple-faced freshmen, according to angry parents.

The day when the teacher busted out the rhyme isn’t clear. However, school officials suspended the teacher, presumably after parents complained.

He has since resigned.

The bawdy poem of 12 short, four-line stanzas isn’t traceable to an author. It appears to have been winding around in the ether of the Internet for many years now — mostly on websites full of dirty jokes and Angelfire domains which somehow still exist.

Local parents are unhappy.

“It’s awful what’s happening to the morals,” parent Roseanne Lalko told KBMT. “Definitely this person doesn’t need to teach anymore, ever.”

Another parent, Jerry Windham, agreed.

“Children know enough without him having to push it,” Windham said.

“It starts out with Adam and Eve in the garden,” the mad dad added. “He might need to go back and study his Bible if he’s got one. If not, he needs to get one and see what it’s really about.”

Nederland High principal Steven Beagle issued a statement about the kerfuffle.

“I want to assure you as a parent that the district takes complaints of this nature very seriously,” Beagle said, according to The Beaumont Enterprise. “The actions I take as principal of Nederland High School are always guided by what is best for our students.”

Here is the entire poem in all its dirty, juvenile splendor:

In the Garden of Eden,

As everyone knows,

Lives Adam and Eve,

Without any clothes.

In this garden,

Were two little leaves,

One covered Adam’s,

One covered Eve’s.

As the story goes on,

Never the less to say,

The wind came along,

And blew the leaves away.

At the sight,

Adam did stare,

There was Eve’s treasure,

All covered with hair.

And wonder came,

Under Eve’s eyes,

As Adam’s thing,

Started to rise.

They found a spot,

That suited them best,

A nice big tree,

Where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider,

And wider apart,

While thrill after thrill,

Came into her heart.

The head of Adam’s thing,

Peeked into the hole,

And filled her with passion,

Beyond her control.

Backward and forward,

His thing did slide,

And Eve’s treasure,

Was all wet inside.

The joy was good,

She wouldn’t let loose,

Until Adam’s thing,

Was all out of juice.

Then down through the years,

People did screw,

And now it is time,

For me and you.

So pull down your pants,

And lay in the grass,

Cause I’m in the mood,

For a piece of that ASS!


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What a troll, how they kept the job for that long is beyond me. Yet what better way to go out than this way? I guess the students didn't seem to mind at first. That really shouldn't be surprising. The best part about this is that it took place in Texas. Either way what say you oh unleavened, and leavened masses of NSG?
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:34 pm

I don't actually know what to say about this, but holy shit I laughed so hard
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Postby Kainesia » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:37 pm

“It starts out with Adam and Eve in the garden,” the mad dad added. “He might need to go back and study his Bible if he’s got one. If not, he needs to get one and see what it’s really about.”


So you want kids protected from explicit sex but not explicit violence. :eyebrow:
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Postby Greed and Death » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:42 pm

Kainesia wrote:
“It starts out with Adam and Eve in the garden,” the mad dad added. “He might need to go back and study his Bible if he’s got one. If not, he needs to get one and see what it’s really about.”


So you want kids protected from explicit sex but not explicit violence. :eyebrow:

Nothing wrong with violence its a way to solve most problems.
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Postby Yumyumsuppertime » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:45 pm

That sounds to me like someone who was hoping to be fired, and go out with a bang...if you'll excuse the expression.

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Postby Lleu llaw Gyffes » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:45 pm

American school Board goes insane over a harmless poem.

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Postby United Russian Soviet States » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:46 pm

I bet some people would complain that the poem violated separation of church and state.
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Postby Kainesia » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:46 pm

greed and death wrote:
Kainesia wrote:
So you want kids protected from explicit sex but not explicit violence. :eyebrow:

Nothing wrong with violence its a way to solve most problems.


Oh I agree, a world without violence means no GTA or Elder scrolls, but the bible isn't exactly a great moral guidance. Adam and eve shagging is pretty timid compared to the old testament.
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Postby Kainesia » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:47 pm

Yumyumsuppertime wrote:That sounds to me like someone who was hoping to be fired, and go out with a bang...if you'll excuse the expression.


He could have shot the place up, America is falling behind Pakistan on the school massacre league tables.
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Postby New haven america » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:48 pm

Nice. :rofl:
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Postby Fanosolia » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:50 pm

Lleu llaw Gyffes wrote:American school Board goes insane over a harmless poem.

More news at 11


yeah that sounds about right.
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Postby Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:51 pm

I am expecting a Kanye West song to pop up in the next week "inspired" by the poem.
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Postby Scepez » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:56 pm

They should have seen my old Nature (I don't know what it's called abroad) class teacher. That guy used some pretty vulgar (and clever, to be honest) insults against some of the students.

But on the topic, I don't really see why that poem was all that bad. Not because of the typical "religion is ebul and stuff" , but because Math is boring as hell anyway.
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Postby The Conez Imperium » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:58 pm

Lol wat?
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Postby The Orson Empire » Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:00 pm

I.....I don't know what to say about this. :blink:
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Postby Roderia » Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:01 pm

I think the parents should be fired,
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Postby The States of Balloon » Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:03 pm

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Postby Dinake » Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:04 pm

Doesn't surprise me in the least. He should definitely be fired.
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Postby Trevor Phillip Enterprises » Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:12 pm

....well, that was something.

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Postby Torisakia » Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:12 pm

So the poem started out as a popular Iron Butterfly song, then turned into something that sounds like something some unknown rapper would make with Drake?

When will kids learn that what happens at school stays at school? This guy would still have his job if it weren't for those meddling kids.

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You about gave me a heart attack.


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Postby Ramptonia » Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:24 pm

Pretty funny, but a bit inappropriate. Worthy of a sacking, though? Not really. Standard hysteria.
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