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Jykku
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Postby Jykku » Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:42 pm

At this point, it's not really about ideals for me because I know I'll never get to have them, but my absolute MUSTS are:

1) Be honest. ABSOLUTELY 100% HONEST, even about bad stuff. Seriously. If you lie, we're done. If you even THINK that you MIGHT have to lie to me about something, then something's been wrong all along and we're done anyway.
2) Don't be mean to me. Again, seriously. I take enough crap from my own family, I don't need a prospective girlfriend treating me like crap.
3) No smoking of cigarettes. It's an absolute dealbreaker. I could even take you being a serial axe-murderer as long as you're not mean to me (which really shows how desperate I am/how low my bar is), but if you smoke then we're not even happening.

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4) I would PREFER it if you didn't have kids; I'm not looking to become a surrogate parent to them, and I don't want kids of my own either.
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Sparunica
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Postby Sparunica » Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:56 pm

Well...

- Bisexual like me
- Hugs and cuddling is a must
- Like gaming
- Is fairly if not very interested in politics
- Shares many of my political views
- Is atheistic or deistic (I don't include agnostics because they aren't seperate)
- Is fairly close to me in height
- Is slim (not skinny, that's an instant turn off)
- Cute face
- If girl B cup to D cup breasts and a heart butt
- If guy a little muscular but not much and a nice butt
- Respects that I'm reclusive and introverted
- Doesn't bully me into anything
- Sleeps a lot

EDIT: Oh and a similar interest in music. I don't want someone who's going to be playing Skrillex or some other dubstep tripe to me. Metal and hard rock are here to stay.
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Postby Al Nahar » Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:20 pm

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Lost heros
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Postby Lost heros » Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:51 pm

How the fuck would I know?
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Stagnant Axon Terminal
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:54 pm

Markiplier is the ideal. Find me one of him.
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Furry Alairia and Algeria
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Postby Furry Alairia and Algeria » Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:55 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Markiplier is the ideal. Find me one of him.

We could clone him, or use his brother.

He's nice :3
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Stagnant Axon Terminal
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:56 pm

Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Markiplier is the ideal. Find me one of him.

We could clone him, or use his brother.

He's nice :3

Tom is rly cute with short hair, but idk much about him lol
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Mike the Progressive
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:56 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Markiplier is the ideal. Find me one of him.


Is he the a-hole who plays games drunk? if soI hate that guy.
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Soldati Senza Confini
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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:57 pm

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Markiplier is the ideal. Find me one of him.


Is he the a-hole who plays games drunk? if soI hate that guy.


Nope
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Postby Torisakia » Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:59 pm

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Markiplier is the ideal. Find me one of him.


Is he the a-hole who plays games drunk? if soI hate that guy.

That's just about every gaming YouTuber.
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Mike the Progressive
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Sat Feb 07, 2015 4:00 pm

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:
Is he the a-hole who plays games drunk? if soI hate that guy.


Nope


just googled him.oh yeah it is. yeah that's the guy i hate.
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Furry Alairia and Algeria
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Postby Furry Alairia and Algeria » Sat Feb 07, 2015 4:03 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:We could clone him, or use his brother.

He's nice :3

Tom is rly cute with short hair, but idk much about him lol

I find Markiplier the better of the two. But Tom is still a option.
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Mike the Progressive
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Sat Feb 07, 2015 4:05 pm

Torisakia wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:
Is he the a-hole who plays games drunk? if soI hate that guy.

That's just about every gaming YouTuber.


the difference is people don't go "hey are you every gaming youtuber?" I mean it gets fucking annoying. Here (seattle). Florida. My uni. no im not fucking markipiler.
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Torisakia
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Postby Torisakia » Sat Feb 07, 2015 4:06 pm

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Torisakia wrote:That's just about every gaming YouTuber.


the difference is people don't go "hey are you every gaming youtuber?" I mean it gets fucking annoying. Here (seattle). Florida. My uni. no im not fucking markipiler.

But just think of the benefits you could get if you did say you were Markiplier.
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Mike the Progressive
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Sat Feb 07, 2015 4:17 pm

Torisakia wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:
the difference is people don't go "hey are you every gaming youtuber?" I mean it gets fucking annoying. Here (seattle). Florida. My uni. no im not fucking markipiler.

But just think of the benefits you could get if you did say you were Markiplier.


It just gets old man. Like yesterday when I was on stand. This little girl kept looking over at me and smiling. Then she got out of the pool, came over to me, and asked me "Are you markiplier?" And part of me was thinking "god i hate kids and i hate that asshole everybody apparently thinks I am."

I mean objectively speaking the drunk playing is cool. The guy is cool. But I'm my own person dammit!
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Puryong
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Postby Puryong » Sat Feb 07, 2015 4:18 pm

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:
Is he the a-hole who plays games drunk? if soI hate that guy.


Nope

He does do drunk gaming, but pretty much all of them do so..
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Puryong
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Postby Puryong » Sat Feb 07, 2015 4:21 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Markiplier is the ideal. Find me one of him.

Speaking of gaming youtubers I am weirdly attracted to Jordan Maron. He is such a loser it's sweet.
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Stagnant Axon Terminal
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Feb 07, 2015 4:23 pm

Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Tom is rly cute with short hair, but idk much about him lol

I find Markiplier the better of the two. But Tom is still a option.

Not like either of them are a real option lmao
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My sworn enemy is the Toyota 4Runner
I scream a lot.
Also, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
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Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.
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American California
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Postby American California » Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:12 pm

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Sebastianbourg
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Postby Sebastianbourg » Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:13 pm

Sebastianbourg wrote:
  • Preferably white although I don't mind exceptionally-attractive East Asians or Bollywood actress lookalikes. Arabs and Jews would be included in the white category for simplicity's sake;
  • Submissive;
  • Long legs;
  • Medium-sized breasts;
  • Introverted;
  • Well-read;
  • Catholic, Anglican, Orthodox, agnostic or respectfully atheist;
  • Can cook and maintain a household;
  • Attractive face.

Additionally, she should be sweet; not necessarily agree with me but pleasant in general. And of course, this would be the ideal; I'd willingly sacrifice her intelligence and ability to cook.
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-The West Coast-
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Postby -The West Coast- » Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:15 pm

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Furry Alairia and Algeria
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Postby Furry Alairia and Algeria » Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:16 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:I find Markiplier the better of the two. But Tom is still a option.

Not like either of them are a real option lmao

They're a must, but picking the two would b e difficult.
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Imyoji
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Postby Imyoji » Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:17 pm

Physical:
Any gender will do
East Asian (to appease my bloody nags that are my parents), though anyone would do
Dark hair is preferable
Taller than I am (THIS IS A FUCKING MUST IF: FtM or cisgender male), same height/slightly shorter (anyone else) but this isn't too important
Not 'perfect' or 'buff' if one is a guy, not 'overly done' if a gal
Has a nice bottom (My Anaconda don't want unless you got buns hun) though this ain't too important

Personality:
Assertive and needs to be able to deal with my shit once in a while
Preferably scientific literate (not too important)
Likes extreme sports or at least mountain biking (big plus)
Good with mechanics (big plus)
Ok with any religion
Any sexuality or gender orientation
Open to experiences, loves traveling
Gamer (small plus) and good with computers (big plus)
Is respectful of my choice to wait before having sex in a relationship
Ok with birth controls
Good at cuddling
Can deal with horror movies
Has to be able to play an instrument of sorts (not too important)
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Stagnant Axon Terminal
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Feb 07, 2015 11:57 pm

Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Not like either of them are a real option lmao

They're a must, but picking the two would b e difficult.

"must"? Lol
I just will never have the pleasure of meeting them or knowing them, literally or biblically lol
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My sworn enemy is the Toyota 4Runner
I scream a lot.
Also, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
Nanatsu No Tsuki wrote:the fetus will never eat cake if you abort it

Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.
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Jamjai
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Postby Jamjai » Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:55 am

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