Dating: What are your deal-breakers?

[The Princes of the Universe]

Does... Does this mean I have a boyfriend?

I dunno.
I'm in an open relationship with mine, but I do like to joke with people though.

I don't do the whole open relationship thing. More power to you if you can pull if off, but I know I can't.

[Thermodolia]

You know a q-bit held coherence for something like 30 seconds a few months ago? Google has a q-bit processor with about 100 working q-bits.

When they can get three hundred of them together, it will be more computing power than has existed combined on the earth in history on one chip.

My friend's little sister is doing her dissertation on something called "nano-yarn".

Shit's gon' be wild.

Damn techno babble....Speak english. This is Murica!!!!!

Besides I'm too old for nano do-hickies...I'm almost 30 and don't even know how a smart phone works...

Haha I'm in my 20s and I had to ask for help on how to operate my smart phone.

[Conserative Morality]

That's why you go to relatively homogeneous communities.

Might be a bit hard. Bunch of white supremacists tried that in Wisconsin not too long ago; not violence, just the establishment of an all-white town. Metaphorically ridden out of town on rails.

And it's getting harder, what with all the race-mixing going on.

If you wanted to ask a question, then that's fine. But I feel as if all you wanted to do was to look for yet another way to call me a "racist", hence your obviously loaded question.

I needn't call you a racist. You admit to such sentiments. If I've called you a racist in the recent past, it's simply a near automatic observation going along with my attempts to dissect your views.

Now come back onto the table; the vivisection isn't finished yet.

[Coffee Cakes]

I dunno.
I'm in an open relationship with mine, but I do like to joke with people though.

I don't do the whole open relationship thing. More power to you if you can pull if off, but I know I can't.

Eh, he's the 3rd partner (not sexual partner, but I'm unsure what to call having exes of both sexes lol) that's asked about one.
I personally have no problems consenting to them, if it makes the partner feel better.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Now come back onto the table; the vivisection isn't finished yet.

Ohh myy...

I don't do the whole open relationship thing. More power to you if you can pull if off, but I know I can't.

Eh, he's the 3rd partner (not sexual partner, but I'm unsure what to call having exes of both sexes lol) that's asked about one.
I personally have no problems consenting to them, if it makes the partner feel better.

A stronger man than I are you, and a rather cute one too if that's you in your GIF flag.

[Master Shake]

Younger siblings can be pretty awesome. I swear I can't get an internet connection on my PS3 without my 20 year old brothers help.

Damn techno babble....Speak english. This is Murica!!!!!

Besides I'm too old for nano do-hickies...I'm almost 30 and don't even know how a smart phone works...

Haha I'm in my 20s and I had to ask for help on how to operate my smart phone.

Younger siblings can be very awesome.

[Alizeria]

For me deal breakers include a lack of intelligence, a lack of a sense of humour and a lack of compassion or empathy.

Although I'm basically an atheist, I'm more likely to be attracted to a conservative or religious girl simply because I'm old fashioned and consider promiscuity a turn off (in the latter case 'let's be friends' is more the case). Socially liberal feminazi types are not likely to get on well with me in close quarters, even though it's possible to be my friend in those cases.

And controlling or judgemental types are a deal breaker - especially people who try to tell me what to do, say or think. Those are the ones where I won't even befriend them much less date them.

Really I've got to a point where on a first date I begin by making the offensive, darkest joke I can think of, followed a brief quiz on politics (I don't care what side they're on, as long as they know their shit) and then followed usually by questions like "Did you actually understand what the movie The Matrix was about?"

If they laugh, are able to give me an intelligent or witty conversation and are able to demonstrate that they're not a complete moron, they're pretty much a keeper.

[Conserative Morality]

Really I've got to a point where on a first date I begin by making the offensive, darkest joke I can think of, followed a brief quiz on politics (I don't care what side they're on, as long as they know their shit) and then followed usually by questions like "Did you actually understand what the movie The Matrix was about?"

It was a metaphor for war in southeast Asia.

[Thermodolia]

Haha I'm in my 20s and I had to ask for help on how to operate my smart phone.

Younger siblings can be very awesome.

Yes they can, when they're not annoying the shit out of you.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

I will not date a person who is:
Anti-Choice
Conservative
Libertarian
Militant in any religious view, including atheism
Sexist
Racist
Unwilling to have children
Mean to my animals
A pushover
A MRA
Introverted
Overly jealous, or alternatively unfaithful (unless we agree to a polyamorous relationship)
Unwilling to have sex often and with an open mind
Against lots of kisses

So right hand? Or left hand when you're feeling adventurous?

It's not actually hard to find a person who meets that criteria. I have a lovely boyfriend now who meets all of that, except that he's very reserved sexually as far as we have discussed, but I definitely believe he could potentially have the desire for frequency to make up for it.

[Coffee Cakes]

Eh, he's the 3rd partner (not sexual partner, but I'm unsure what to call having exes of both sexes lol) that's asked about one.
I personally have no problems consenting to them, if it makes the partner feel better.

A stronger man than I are you, and a rather cute one too if that's you in your GIF flag.

Nah. Not stronger, just more flexible, maybe? I dunno. lol

Aww thanks!
That is my in that gif. Another NSer made it for me ages ago.

[The Princes of the Universe]

A stronger man than I are you, and a rather cute one too if that's you in your GIF flag.

Nah. Not stronger, just more flexible, maybe? I dunno. lol
Aww thanks!
That is my in that gif. Another NSer made it for me ages ago.

Flexible materials tend to be fairly strong. They kind of have to be to tolerate being stretched. So it seems with people as well.
I really mean that. 10/10 would cuddle.

[Mike the Progressive]

So right hand? Or left hand when you're feeling adventurous?

It's not actually hard to find a person who meets that criteria. I have a lovely boyfriend now who meets all of that, except that he's very reserved sexually as far as we have discussed, but I definitely believe he could potentially have the desire for frequency to make up for it.

Im fairly certain it's impossible. you've essentially crossed off the entire human race.

[American California]

That's why you go to relatively homogeneous communities.

Might be a bit hard. Bunch of white supremacists tried that in Wisconsin not too long ago; not violence, just the establishment of an all-white town. Metaphorically ridden out of town on rails.

And it's getting harder, what with all the race-mixing going on.

You don't need deliberate communities. Jesus Christ we haven't gotten to that point yet. What are we, South Africa?

Anyways, most of rural America is already by default around like 95% white. Hell, the entire state of Vermont is 95% white. Maine is also 95% white. Iowa is 91% white (all similar figures to what the entire country was three generations ago).

And mixed race people are under 3% of the country. I'm not particularly worried about their numbers.

Oddly enough, the whites that are most likely to have non-white admixture are Southerners.

If you wanted to ask a question, then that's fine. But I feel as if all you wanted to do was to look for yet another way to call me a "racist", hence your obviously loaded question.

I needn't call you a racist. You admit to such sentiments. If I've called you a racist in the recent past, it's simply a near automatic observation going along with my attempts to dissect your views.

Now come back onto the table; the vivisection isn't finished yet.

Call me Randle Patrick McMurphy because I'm taking over this asylum.

[Coffee Cakes]

Nah. Not stronger, just more flexible, maybe? I dunno. lol
Aww thanks!
That is my in that gif. Another NSer made it for me ages ago.

Flexible materials tend to be fairly strong. They kind of have to be to tolerate being stretched. So it seems with people as well.
I really mean that. 10/10 would cuddle.

Hm. I hadn't thought of that. I like it.

Aww!

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

It's not actually hard to find a person who meets that criteria. I have a lovely boyfriend now who meets all of that, except that he's very reserved sexually as far as we have discussed, but I definitely believe he could potentially have the desire for frequency to make up for it.

Im fairly certain it's impossible. you've essentially crossed off the entire human race.

Ah yes my boyfriend doesn't exist, I have been dating a figment of my imagination for many months now. What's really weird is that apparently my friends hallucinate him, too.

[Mike the Progressive]

Im fairly certain it's impossible. you've essentially crossed off the entire human race.

Ah yes my boyfriend doesn't exist, I have been dating a figment of my imagination for many months now. What's really weird is that apparently my friends hallucinate him, too.

nah, i'm saying everybody is a little racist, a little sexist, a little libertarian, a little pushover, and so on and so forth.

[Thermodolia]

Im fairly certain it's impossible. you've essentially crossed off the entire human race.

Ah yes my boyfriend doesn't exist, I have been dating a figment of my imagination for many months now. What's really weird is that apparently my friends hallucinate him, too.

[Mammo]

Swearing, I can't standing obsessive cursing. I don't mind it if they swear when hurt or mad, but when it is used in common language it's a deal-breaker. Which eliminates...

About 50% of the girls at my school...

Oh really. It eliminates 90% at mine. But I don't care for cursing. I look for other things
And alot of people curse.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Flexible materials tend to be fairly strong. They kind of have to be to tolerate being stretched. So it seems with people as well.
I really mean that. 10/10 would cuddle.

Hm. I hadn't thought of that. I like it.
Aww!

Sometimes I come up with something worthwhile.
HUGFEST!!!!

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Ah yes my boyfriend doesn't exist, I have been dating a figment of my imagination for many months now. What's really weird is that apparently my friends hallucinate him, too.

nah, i'm saying everybody is a little racist, a little sexist, a little libertarian, a little pushover, and so on and so forth.

Even if that were true, this clearly doesn't apply to people who are 1% bad and 99% good. No one is perfect, but he does, in fact, meet my standards.

[Mike the Progressive]

nah, i'm saying everybody is a little racist, a little sexist, a little libertarian, a little pushover, and so on and so forth.

Even if that were true, this clearly doesn't apply to people who are 1% bad and 99% good. No one is perfect, but he does, in fact, meet my standards.

nobody is 1% bad 99% good. your description is inhuman, its an ideal, which is fine, except youve said you won't date anybody who meets that absolute critera. and you're correct nobody is perfect, which is why i made the joke of masturbation after you post. because people who post stuff like that are either ignorant or in denail or i guess thats the same thing

[Coffee Cakes]

Hm. I hadn't thought of that. I like it.
Aww!

Sometimes I come up with something worthwhile.
HUGFEST!!!!

I can't remember the last time I did.

[Conserative Morality]

You don't need deliberate communities. Jesus Christ we haven't gotten to that point yet. What are we, South Africa?

No, we're a bit less racist than that.

Anyways, most of rural America is already by default around like 95% white. Hell, the entire state of Vermont is 95% white. Maine is also 95% white. Iowa is 91% white (all similar figures to what the entire country was three generations ago).

And mixed race people are under 3% of the country. I'm not particularly worried about their numbers.

Oddly enough, the whites that are most likely to have non-white admixture are Southerners.

Ah, but looking at base numbers is quite misleading. Not only are the proportions continually sliding in favor of a non-white majority, but the younger age cohorts are much more likely to be non-white than the 25+ age cohort. And the 3% number is only if you go by self-identification - if you go by ancestry, the rate is significantly higher.

Call me Randle Patrick McMurphy because I'm taking over this asylum.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Even if that were true, this clearly doesn't apply to people who are 1% bad and 99% good. No one is perfect, but he does, in fact, meet my standards.

nobody is 1% bad 99% good. your description is inhuman, its an ideal, which is fine, except youve said you won't date anybody who meets that absolute critera. and you're correct nobody is perfect, which is why i made the joke of masturbation after you post. because people who post stuff like that are either ignorant or in denail or i guess thats the same thing

except that once again, I have proven you wrong by dating someone who meets my criteria. I have, in fact, dated multiple people who fit my description.