TET: Less Spam Than A Monthy Python Sketch

[Val Halla]

On this day, I mourn a truly great loss. RIP my goatee, 17th December 2014-2nd February 2015 ;-;

Barely two months? Hardly a loss.

My face feels bare without it. I didn't want to shave, but stupid school rules. I don't get how girls are allowed make up, which is largely chemically produced, yet I can't have a damned hair on my face. It's the Chief Executive's damn hair envy.

[Gallade]

On this day, I mourn a truly great loss. RIP my goatee, 17th December 2014-2nd February 2015 ;-;

Barely two months? Hardly a loss.

I'm sick of the bum fluff beard trend, myself. A properly grown and maintained beard is good, prevents stubble burn, but the poet chique crap has gone too far.

[Gallade]

Barely two months? Hardly a loss.

My face feels bare without it. I didn't want to shave, but stupid school rules. I don't get how girls are allowed make up, which is largely chemically produced, yet I can't have a damned hair on my face. It's the Chief Executive's damn hair envy.

Because schools have an image to maintain, and teenage "beards" are unkempt looking, perhaps?

[The Holy Therns]

Barely two months? Hardly a loss.

I'm sick of the bum fluff beard trend, myself. A properly grown and maintained beard is good, prevents stubble burn, but the poet chique crap has gone too far.

You're suppressing the true artistic souls!

[Barboneia]

Help me everyone, I'm trapped in school.

[Val Halla]

Barely two months? Hardly a loss.

I'm sick of the bum fluff beard trend, myself. A properly grown and maintained beard is good, prevents stubble burn, but the poet chique crap has gone too far.

It's the bloody draconian law at my school. My choice, and it would be a decent beard by now.

[Val Halla]

My face feels bare without it. I didn't want to shave, but stupid school rules. I don't get how girls are allowed make up, which is largely chemically produced, yet I can't have a damned hair on my face. It's the Chief Executive's damn hair envy.

Because schools have an image to maintain, and teenage "beards" are unkempt looking, perhaps?

Mine wasn't. Other ones were, but not mine.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

Help me everyone, I'm trapped in school.

No.

[Gallade]

I'm sick of the bum fluff beard trend, myself. A properly grown and maintained beard is good, prevents stubble burn, but the poet chique crap has gone too far.

It's the bloody draconian law at my school. My choice, and it would be a decent beard by now.

How old are you? It takes years of religious shaving to get passed the overgrown stubble stage. Early to mid-twenties age requirement, at least.

[Val Halla]

Help me everyone, I'm trapped in school.

Congratulations. You are suffering the same fate that billions already have.

[The Emerald Dawn]

Help me everyone, I'm trapped in school.

Congratulations. You are suffering the same fate that billions already have.

It's good for you. Builds character.

[Gidgetisms]

Barely two months? Hardly a loss.

I've had my beard for years.

I told them to remove and reattach my jaw before considering shaving it if they had to during my recent surgery.

Fuzzy wuzzy.

It is actually an epic beard

[Barboneia]

Help me everyone, I'm trapped in school.

Congratulations. You are suffering the same fate that billions already have.

I'm actually enjoying it right now. 30 minutes to use the computer and I had swimming.

[Val Halla]

It's the bloody draconian law at my school. My choice, and it would be a decent beard by now.

How old are you? It takes years of religious shaving to get passed the overgrown stubble stage. Early to mid-twenties age requirement, at least.

Uhm, 15. I've been passed that. Having good facial hair runs in the family.

[Hurdegaryp]

Don't worry, we'll all burn together like one big happy family.

Sorry, we're planning to flirt our way passed the fun afterlife bouncers.

According to the ancient Greek, there is no such thing as a fun afterlife. It's all doom and gloom for all eternity. And surely the ancient Greek wouldn't lie to us, now would they?

[The Emerald Dawn]

I've had my beard for years.

I told them to remove and reattach my jaw before considering shaving it if they had to during my recent surgery.

Fuzzy wuzzy.

It is actually an epic beard

And well kept. I am not some unshaven, unkempt motherfucker. This is 100% pure Red Glory.

[Gidgetisms]

Fuzzy wuzzy.

It is actually an epic beard

And well kept. I am not some unshaven, unkempt motherfucker. This is 100% pure Red Glory.

you condition it, right? No beard burn, plOx

[Hurdegaryp]

I'm sick of the bum fluff beard trend, myself. A properly grown and maintained beard is good, prevents stubble burn, but the poet chique crap has gone too far.

You're suppressing the true artistic souls!

Deny Gallade the opportunity to oppress and you will have contributed to her ruin. Do you really want to do that?

[Gallade]

How old are you? It takes years of religious shaving to get passed the overgrown stubble stage. Early to mid-twenties age requirement, at least.

Uhm, 15. I've been passed that. Having good facial hair runs in the family.

15. I'm highly skeptical of the possibility of growing one at that age. And I'm basing this on the 160ish boys I've taught over the last three years.

[Val Halla]

Congratulations. You are suffering the same fate that billions already have.

I'm actually enjoying it right now. 30 minutes to use the computer and I had swimming.

Swimming? Our school had a pool, but it got filled in some time in the mid 90s.

[Barboneia]

I'm actually enjoying it right now. 30 minutes to use the computer and I had swimming.

Swimming? Our school had a pool, but it got filled in some time in the mid 90s.

That sucks.

[The Emerald Dawn]

And well kept. I am not some unshaven, unkempt motherfucker. This is 100% pure Red Glory.

you condition it, right? No beard burn, plOx

Yep. I actually use Head and Shoulders on it for shampoo, and a cocoa butter based conditioner. Stops it from frizzing out and going full beard-fro.

[Val Halla]

Uhm, 15. I've been passed that. Having good facial hair runs in the family.

15. I'm highly skeptical of the possibility of growing one at that age. And I'm basing this on the 160ish boys I've taught over the last three years.

Your skepticism is misplaced. It's noteworthy.

[Gidgetisms]

you condition it, right? No beard burn, plOx

Yep. I actually use Head and Shoulders on it for shampoo, and a cocoa butter based conditioner. Stops it from frizzing out and going full beard-fro.

Good, cuz bristly beard are icky

[Gallade]

Sorry, we're planning to flirt our way passed the fun afterlife bouncers.

According to the ancient Greek, there is no such thing as a fun afterlife. It's all doom and gloom for all eternity. And surely the ancient Greek wouldn't lie to us, now would
they?

I'm going to cling to one of the few harmless spiritual beliefs that it's douchebaggery of the highest order to protest and continue believing in a nice afterlife, thank you.