TET: Less Spam Than A Monthy Python Sketch

[Seraven]

You aren't? It's almost as if moderators are also limited by a clearly defined set of rules!

It's not that.

It's just that I have too many enemies. I'd die of boredom of clicking the ban button so many times

Isn't that...good?

It's mean you are the feared one.

[Libronyscien]

I'm sure that if it was to happen, the mod or admin would put something funny in. Dunno. It was just a thought that occurred to me.

I think you have to put something in your sig that requires them to change it. So try being a dick and they'll write something there. Also you probably won't be able to.

I won't be able to do what? Be a dick? If that's what you meant then you're right. I don't have it in me to be a dick on purpose.

[Seraven]

I think you have to put something in your sig that requires them to change it. So try being a dick and they'll write something there. Also you probably won't be able to.

I won't be able to do what? Be a dick? If that's what you meant then you're right. I don't have it in me to be a dick on purpose.

But Nix-I mean, a certain President of USA could.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

You aren't? It's almost as if moderators are also limited by a clearly defined set of rules!

It's not that.

It's just that I have too many enemies. I'd die of boredom of clicking the ban button so many times

The boredom of doing so much repetitive labour is what drives the engine of industrialisation. If you take on your tyrannical task now, within the month you'll have invented automatic bans. That, or you'll have a ministry of truth filled with minions to do your dirty work. The difference between Yankee land and Dixie, coming to think of it.

[Gallade]

Bring back DA bisexual everything! :(

Tragically, I don't see any of the romance options in DAI particularly interesting. But then, I haven't played the game myself.

I've tinkered through Cullen, Josephine, Cassandra and Dorian. They're all very cute, a lot more in-depth than is custom.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

I think you have to put something in your sig that requires them to change it. So try being a dick and they'll write something there. Also you probably won't be able to.

I won't be able to do what? Be a dick? If that's what you meant then you're right. I don't have it in me to be a dick on purpose.

The first thing to being one is getting a dick.

[Orles]

It's not that.

It's just that I have too many enemies. I'd die of boredom of clicking the ban button so many times

The boredom of doing so much repetitive labour is what drives the engine of industrialisation. If you take on your tyrannical task now, within the month you'll have invented automatic bans. That, or you'll have a ministry of truth filled with minions to do your dirty work. The difference between Yankee land and Dixie, coming to think of it.

Automatic bans? Because that couldn't screw up in any way.

[Orles]

I think you have to put something in your sig that requires them to change it. So try being a dick and they'll write something there. Also you probably won't be able to.

I won't be able to do what? Be a dick? If that's what you meant then you're right. I don't have it in me to be a dick on purpose.

I may have forgotten to write the second half of my sentence. I don't think they let you change your sig after you put something genuinely awful in it and they have to change it.

[Libronyscien]

I won't be able to do what? Be a dick? If that's what you meant then you're right. I don't have it in me to be a dick on purpose.

The first thing to being one is getting a dick.

Done. What now?

[The Holy Therns]

Tragically, I don't see any of the romance options in DAI particularly interesting. But then, I haven't played the game myself.

I've tinkered through Cullen, Josephine, Cassandra and Dorian. They're all very cute, a lot more in-depth than is custom.

I would have tried Cassandra, but I never play male characters if I get to choose otherwise, so she's unfortunately off the table for me.

[Libronyscien]

I won't be able to do what? Be a dick? If that's what you meant then you're right. I don't have it in me to be a dick on purpose.

I may have forgotten to write the second half of my sentence. I don't think they let you change your sig after you put something genuinely awful in it and they have to change it.

Oh. I think you're right.

[Seraven]

It's not that.

It's just that I have too many enemies. I'd die of boredom of clicking the ban button so many times

The boredom of doing so much repetitive labour is what drives the engine of industrialisation. If you take on your tyrannical task now, within the month you'll have invented automatic bans. That, or you'll have a ministry of truth filled with minions to do your dirty work. The difference between Yankee land and Dixie, coming to think of it.

Right.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

The boredom of doing so much repetitive labour is what drives the engine of industrialisation. If you take on your tyrannical task now, within the month you'll have invented automatic bans. That, or you'll have a ministry of truth filled with minions to do your dirty work. The difference between Yankee land and Dixie, coming to think of it.

Automatic bans? Because that couldn't screw up in any way.

Those with nothing to hide have nothing to fear. All hail Blatus Schaapii Moderatus Generalis!

[Gallade]

I've tinkered through Cullen, Josephine, Cassandra and Dorian. They're all very cute, a lot more in-depth than is custom.

I would have tried Cassandra, but I never play male characters if I get to choose otherwise, so she's unfortunately off the table for me.

I gravitate the other way. I'm not sure what it is about games that aim for natural female forms, the characters always seem slightly off to me.

[Orles]

Automatic bans? Because that couldn't screw up in any way.

Those with nothing to hide have nothing to fear. All hail Blatus Schaapii Moderatus Generalis!

The Sheep's thought police keep NS honest.

[Vortiaganica]

I would have tried Cassandra, but I never play male characters if I get to choose otherwise, so she's unfortunately off the table for me.

I gravitate the other way. I'm not sure what it is about games that aim for natural female forms, the characters always seem slightly off to me.

As a wild stab in the dark, I assume they're basically men squeezed into a female frame - they look like they have muscles everywhere women do but move like they have muscles where men do. They have weird balance, shift rather oddly.

That, or it's just an unrealistic form.

[The Holy Therns]

I would have tried Cassandra, but I never play male characters if I get to choose otherwise, so she's unfortunately off the table for me.

I gravitate the other way. I'm not sure what it is about games that aim for natural female forms, the characters always seem slightly off to me.

I guess it's not an issue for me since I happen to be slightly off myself.

[Libronyscien]

I gravitate the other way. I'm not sure what it is about games that aim for natural female forms, the characters always seem slightly off to me.

I guess it's not an issue for me since happen to be slightly off myself.

We are all slightly off.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

I guess it's not an issue for me since happen to be slightly off myself.

We are all slightly off.

Of what?

[Gallade]

I gravitate the other way. I'm not sure what it is about games that aim for natural female forms, the characters always seem slightly off to me.

As a wild stab in the dark, I assume they're basically men squeezed into a female frame - they look like they have muscles everywhere women do but move like they have muscles where men do. They have weird balance, shift rather oddly.

That, or it's just an unrealistic form.

Quite possibly. Come to think of it, it's the walk and run animations. Think bodybuilder, but overexaggerated hip swaying.

[Gallade]

I gravitate the other way. I'm not sure what it is about games that aim for natural female forms, the characters always seem slightly off to me.

I guess it's not an issue for me since I happen to be slightly off myself.

I'm still dreading the day you'll be transitioned and three times fucking prettier than me. >:(

[The Holy Therns]

I guess it's not an issue for me since I happen to be slightly off myself.

I'm still dreading the day you'll be transitioned and three times fucking prettier than me.

<3 Sweetie, you're gorgeous, stop talking crazy talk. :3

[Seraven]

We are all slightly off.

Of what?

Of light and dark.

[Hurdegaryp]

I'm still dreading the day you'll be transitioned and three times fucking prettier than me.

<3 Sweetie, you're gorgeous, stop talking crazy talk. :3

It appears we are approaching critical levels of beauty in this thread.

[The Holy Therns]

<3 Sweetie, you're gorgeous, stop talking crazy talk. :3

It appears we are approaching critical levels of beauty in this thread.

We can't help being pretty. It is our gift, our curse.