TET: Less Spam Than A Monthy Python Sketch

[Seraven]

I am your doctor!

Trust in your doctor, for your doctor is the only one, in here, that can make you break free from the delusion!

What if you are the one with the delusions?

I'm not the one with delusions! I'm the Great Doctor!

Great, I now have to tutor snobby Sophomores and Juniors on the topic of the War of Northern Aggression.

High school, college, or university?

[Barboneia]

What if you are the one with the delusions?

I'm not the one with delusions! I'm the Great Doctor!

Great, I now have to tutor snobby Sophomores and Juniors on the topic of the War of Northern Aggression.

High school, college, or university?

"Great"
Ok mate.

[Seraven]

Valentine's Day, everyone! 2 weeks from now.

Will you spend your time with loved ones? Or getting back to exes? Or spending time thinking why you still single and not show your love?

[Barboneia]

Valentine's Day, everyone! 2 weeks from now.

Will you spend your time with loved ones? Or getting back to exes? Or spending time thinking why you still single and not show your love?

I'm going to buy a box of chocolates for my mother because I know she's the only woman who will ever love me.

[Gallade]

Valentine's Day, everyone! 2 weeks from now.

Will you spend your time with loved ones? Or getting back to exes? Or spending time thinking why you still single and not show your love?

I'll be knee-deep in pig slurry and teenage hormones with my fiance being a continent away just like every day, unfortunately.

[Seraven]

Valentine's Day, everyone! 2 weeks from now.

Will you spend your time with loved ones? Or getting back to exes? Or spending time thinking why you still single and not show your love?

I'm going to buy a box of chocolates for my mother because I know she's the only woman who will ever love me.

We all know that.

I mean, as you grow up, you will make a family of your own. So you know, a partner for life?

[The Holy Therns]

Valentine's Day, everyone! 2 weeks from now.

Will you spend your time with loved ones? Or getting back to exes? Or spending time thinking why you still single and not show your love?

I will very much be celebrating Thernsy-Deserves-Chocolate Day.

[Barboneia]

I'm going to buy a box of chocolates for my mother because I know she's the only woman who will ever love me.

We all know that.

I mean, as you grow up, you will make a family of your own. So you know, a partner for life?

I am confused by that statement.

[Seraven]

Valentine's Day, everyone! 2 weeks from now.

Will you spend your time with loved ones? Or getting back to exes? Or spending time thinking why you still single and not show your love?

I'll spend my time with my family, my birthday on 14th of February, and wondering why I don't have the bravery to show love to family and partner, or more like, future partner.

[Val Halla]

Valentine's Day, everyone! 2 weeks from now.

Will you spend your time with loved ones? Or getting back to exes? Or spending time thinking why you still single and not show your love?

Give it a few months and I'll be on a plane to see my guy.

[Seraven]

We all know that.

I mean, as you grow up, you will make a family of your own. So you know, a partner for life?

I am confused by that statement.

Girlfriend (If you are a boy), or Boyfriend (If you are a girl).

Spend time with them on valentine's day?

[Gallade]

I am confused by that statement.

Girlfriend (If you are a boy), or Boyfriend (If you are a girl).

Spend time with them on valentine's day?

Oh my days, duck and cover!

[Barboneia]

I am confused by that statement.

Girlfriend (If you are a boy), or Boyfriend (If you are a girl).

Spend time with them on valentine's day?

I have no interest in pursuing short lived relationships with people I will likely never see again after I'm done school when I could be focusing on improving my education.

[Apparatchikstan]

Valentine's Day, everyone! 2 weeks from now.

Will you spend your time with loved ones? Or getting back to exes? Or spending time thinking why you still single and not show your love?

I will very much be celebrating Thernsy-Deserves-Chocolate Day.

But how would that be different from any other day?
I for one can't think of a day I don't deserve chocolate, and peanut butter (I'm a Reeses fan). Oh, and caramel, I love caramel, only way to eat an apple. And nuget is nice too. And don't forget toffee, mmmm, sweet chewy toffee. Gee, how did I become a diabetic suffering severe gout flares?

[The Holy Therns]

I will very much be celebrating Thernsy-Deserves-Chocolate Day.

But how would that be different from any other day?
I for one can't think of a day I don't deserve chocolate, and peanut butter (I'm a Reeses fan). Oh, and caramel, I love caramel, only way to eat an apple. And nuget is nice too. And don't forget toffee, mmmm, sweet chewy toffee. Gee, how did I become a diabetic suffering severe gout flares?

Chocolate is a rare pleasure. It's best that way. That's why.

[Barboneia]

But how would that be different from any other day?
I for one can't think of a day I don't deserve chocolate, and peanut butter (I'm a Reeses fan). Oh, and caramel, I love caramel, only way to eat an apple. And nuget is nice too. And don't forget toffee, mmmm, sweet chewy toffee. Gee, how did I become a diabetic suffering severe gout flares?

Chocolate is a rare pleasure. It's best that way. That's why.

I would happily send chocolate to you, Thernsy.

[Ethel mermania]

Valentine's Day, everyone! 2 weeks from now.

Will you spend your time with loved ones? Or getting back to exes? Or spending time thinking why you still single and not show your love?

I'll be knee-deep in pig slurry and teenage hormones with my fiance being a continent away just like every day, unfortunately.

You always have us.

[The Holy Therns]

I am confused by that statement.

Girlfriend (If you are a boy), or Boyfriend (If you are a girl).

Spend time with them on valentine's day?

Those were the only options you could consider, dear?

[Barboneia]

Girlfriend (If you are a boy), or Boyfriend (If you are a girl).

Spend time with them on valentine's day?

Those were the only options you could consider, dear?

My hand is not an option.

[Gallade]

I'll be knee-deep in pig slurry and teenage hormones with my fiance being a continent away just like every day, unfortunately.

You always have us.

....WAAAAAAH!

[Laerod]

I'll be knee-deep in pig slurry and teenage hormones with my fiance being a continent away just like every day, unfortunately.

You always have us.

And to think I thought Blaat was a monster! D=

[The Holy Therns]

Chocolate is a rare pleasure. It's best that way. That's why.

I would happily send chocolate to you, Thernsy.

No need. It's a day where love is provided by Thernsy for Thernsy.

[Barboneia]

I would happily send chocolate to you, Thernsy.

No need. It's a day where love is provided by Thernsy for Thernsy.

What? Do you, like... Erm, never mind.

[The Holy Therns]

No need. It's a day where love is provided by Thernsy for Thernsy.

What? Do you, like... Erm, never mind.

That's a narrow view of love, right there.

[Barboneia]

What? Do you, like... Erm, never mind.

That's a narrow view of love, right there.

Sorry, please don't hurt me.