TET: Less Spam Than A Monthy Python Sketch

[Kannap]

The beaver Thumper.

Teehee.

Totally appropriate.

Boy, I came back at a good time, Nana!!!

Honey Child, good to see you.

Ah. No beaver slave ring then?

It was very interesting. The state of Nevada is using beavers to restore vitality to their lands suffering drought from too much cattle ranching. These little fellas are turning the desert landscape little by little into lush, green oases. I was truly awed.

Good to see you too! How have you been?

[Val Halla]

The bloody nosebleeds have been continuing non-stop.

How ye be TET?

Eh, thinking a lot.

[The Holy Therns]

The beaver Thumper.

Teehee.

Totally appropriate.

I deserve the right to be a child every now and then.

[Prusslandia]

The bloody nosebleeds have been continuing non-stop.

How ye be TET?

Been jamming to Barry White, and experiencing mood swings.

[Kannap]

The bloody nosebleeds have been continuing non-stop.

How ye be TET?

Enjoying the fact that my nose isn't bleeding.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

It was very interesting. The state of Nevada is using beavers to restore vitality to their lands suffering drought from too much cattle ranching. These little fellas are turning the desert landscape little by little into lush, green oases. I was truly awed.

Well then. Let's hear it for beavers! No?

In Canada, the DOT or highway department has found a way to work with beavers to reduce flooding in roads crossing their national parks. So yes, a hearty hurrah for beavers.

[Kannap]

The bloody nosebleeds have been continuing non-stop.

How ye be TET?

Been jamming to Barry White, and experiencing mood swings.

You're pregnant.

[Prusslandia]

Been jamming to Barry White, and experiencing mood swings.

You're pregnant.

I'm a guy, and I haven't recieved anything in my hindquarters, so :/.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

The bloody nosebleeds have been continuing non-stop.

How ye be TET?

Enjoying the fact that my nose isn't bleeding.

Better be.
I got lots of things to wash, water to drink, and tissue to throw away. Gods it's annoying

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Totally appropriate.



Honey Child, good to see you.



It was very interesting. The state of Nevada is using beavers to restore vitality to their lands suffering drought from too much cattle ranching. These little fellas are turning the desert landscape little by little into lush, green oases. I was truly awed.

Good to see you too! How have you been?

Been OK, sweetie. How have you been?

Totally appropriate.

I deserve the right to be a child every now and then.

Indeed you do. We all have those little pleasures.

[Kannap]

You're pregnant.

I'm a guy, and I haven't recieved anything in my hindquarters, so :/.

You were sleeping when the experimentation was done.

[Val Halla]

Well then. Let's hear it for beavers! No?

In Canada, the DOT or highway department has found a way to work with beavers to reduce flooding in roads crossing their national parks. So yes, a hearty hurrah for beavers.

Where are the royal trumpeters? I hired them in advance for a situation like this, and they just disappear when you need them most!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

In Canada, the DOT or highway department has found a way to work with beavers to reduce flooding in roads crossing their national parks. So yes, a hearty hurrah for beavers.

Where are the royal trumpeters? I hired them in advance for a situation like this, and they just disappear when you need them most!

Get the red carpet too!

[Kannap]

Enjoying the fact that my nose isn't bleeding.

Better be.
I got lots of things to wash, water to drink, and tissue to throw away. Gods it's annoying

Lean forward and pinch your nostrils, gradually apply more pressure until the bleeding stopsss.

[Prusslandia]

I'm a guy, and I haven't recieved anything in my hindquarters, so :/.

You were sleeping when the experimentation was done.

Oh dear. Well, that explains why it hurts to sit down, then.

[Val Halla]

Where are the royal trumpeters? I hired them in advance for a situation like this, and they just disappear when you need them most!

Get the red carpet too!

Aye! We need to go to Big Johnny's Crazy Carpet Warehouse and order one!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Get the red carpet too!

Aye! We need to go to Big Johnny's Crazy Carpet Warehouse and order one!

Get to it, then.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

Better be.
I got lots of things to wash, water to drink, and tissue to throw away. Gods it's annoying

Lean forward and pinch your nostrils, gradually apply more pressure until the bleeding stopsss.

Interesting. That would explain why while I was doing that, I had to stay up at 3:00 until 4:00 to stop a nosebleed, even while doing that.

[Kannap]

You were sleeping when the experimentation was done.

Oh dear. Well, that explains why it hurts to sit down, then.

A guy fertilized Jennifer Lawrence's seed and then we implanted it in your bum where it is growing. In nine months you'll be the baby carrying daddy of Jennifer Lawrence's child.

[Val Halla]

Aye! We need to go to Big Johnny's Crazy Carpet Warehouse and order one!

Get to it, then.

"What do you mean you have no red carpet! You're supposed to be Big Johnny!"

[Prusslandia]

Oh dear. Well, that explains why it hurts to sit down, then.

A guy fertilized Jennifer Lawrence's seed and then we implanted it in your bum where it is growing. In nine months you'll be the baby carrying daddy of Jennifer Lawrence's child.

I better receive child support from that bitch very nice lady.

[Kannap]

Get the red carpet too!

Aye! We need to go to Big Johnny's Crazy Carpet Warehouse and order one!

Oh no, we're not doing business with him any more. Last time the carpet destroyed half of London.

[Kannap]

Lean forward and pinch your nostrils, gradually apply more pressure until the bleeding stopsss.

Interesting. That would explain why while I was doing that, I had to stay up at 3:00 until 4:00 to stop a nosebleed, even while doing that.

Not enough pressure. *rams two trains against the sides of your nose*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Aye! We need to go to Big Johnny's Crazy Carpet Warehouse and order one!

Oh no, we're not doing business with him any more. Last time the carpet destroyed half of London.

That was his doing? Bastard.

[Kannap]

A guy fertilized Jennifer Lawrence's seed and then we implanted it in your bum where it is growing. In nine months you'll be the baby carrying daddy of Jennifer Lawrence's child.

I better receive child support from that bitch very nice lady.

XD