TET: Less Spam Than A Monthy Python Sketch

[Val Halla]

I had tea. I went to go in the shower, but it was freezing cold. So here I am now.

[Dumb Ideologies]

I didn't used to like coconut, but now I'm a fan of it. Mmm, coconut. Even better in curries.

As long as it's not sultanas. Sultanas have no place in curries. None.

Throw out the curry and just give me the sultanas, m8.

[Lordieth]

As long as it's not sultanas. Sultanas have no place in curries. None.

Throw out the curry and just give me the sultanas, m8.

I'll buy you an entire bag. Just keep them away from my curry.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Actually I don't mind some. Cranberries can be nice. But not raisins. Never raisins.

I'll tolerate it in cereal, granola bars and their ilk, but if I'm going to eat fruit, I'd rather not eat something devoid of taste or succulence.

Agreed. Raisins are tasteless nuts. Good when mixed with certain foods that can't handle salt, but on their own... You eat fruit for the sweet sweet juice and vitamins, all of which dried fruit lacks.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Throw out the curry and just give me the sultanas, m8.

I'll buy you an entire bag. Just keep them away from my curry.

This could work.

[Lordieth]

I'll tolerate it in cereal, granola bars and their ilk, but if I'm going to eat fruit, I'd rather not eat something devoid of taste or succulence.

Agreed. Raisins are tasteless nuts. Good when mixed with certain foods that can't handle salt, but on their own... You eat fruit for the sweet sweet juice and vitamins, all of which dried fruit lacks.

Dried banana is the worst. Just..why?

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Agreed. Raisins are tasteless nuts. Good when mixed with certain foods that can't handle salt, but on their own... You eat fruit for the sweet sweet juice and vitamins, all of which dried fruit lacks.

Dried banana is the worst. Just..why?

I beg your pardon? Dried banana is what you get when you don't eat it and leave it in the sun for a few days. That's not food, that's selling a waste product.

[Lordieth]

I'll buy you an entire bag. Just keep them away from my curry.

This could work.

I'm glad we could come to a mutually beneficial arrangement. I wouldn't recommend eating the entire bag in one sitting, though.

[Lordieth]

Dried banana is the worst. Just..why?

I beg your pardon? Dried banana is what you get when you don't eat it and leave it in the sun for a few days. That's not food, that's selling a waste product.

It tastes god awful, not to mention the texture. Some foods just aren't meant to be dried.

[Val Halla]

Hypocrisy happens. Val Sr shouts at Val's brother to turn his music down. Val's brother does not hear Val Sr. Val Sr screams at Val's brother to turn his music down, with cursed words. Val notices this, and goes to Val's brother's room to tell him to turn his damn music down. Val Sr gets angry at Val for being aggressive.

[Prusslandia]

I love the ay the law works in Fable II. Kill somebody ? Pay 500 bones, and your free to go.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

After watching a documentary on beavers last night, now I want one and I'll call it Junior. Those critters are amazing. They're engineers, landscapers and gardeners, all wrapped into one.

[Val Halla]

After watching a documentary on beavers last night, now I want one and I'll call it Junior. Those critters are amazing. They're engineers, landscapers and gardeners, all wrapped into one.

So you want a beaver-slave?

[The Holy Therns]

After watching a documentary on beavers last night, now I want one and I'll call it Junior. Those critters are amazing. They're engineers, landscapers and gardeners, all wrapped into one.

If I had a pet beaver, I'd name it Mr. B.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

After watching a documentary on beavers last night, now I want one and I'll call it Junior. Those critters are amazing. They're engineers, landscapers and gardeners, all wrapped into one.

So you want a beaver-slave?

Nah. As a semipet. We have a creek in our property. Beavers could turn it into a pond oasis.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

After watching a documentary on beavers last night, now I want one and I'll call it Junior. Those critters are amazing. They're engineers, landscapers and gardeners, all wrapped into one.

If I had a pet beaver, I'd name it Mr. B.

That's a good beaver name. The one that was being rehabilitated was named Thumper.

[The Holy Therns]

If I had a pet beaver, I'd name it Mr. B.

That's a good beaver name. The one that was being rehabilitated was named Thumper.

The beaver Thumper.

Teehee.

[Val Halla]

So you want a beaver-slave?

Nah. As a semipet. We have a creek in our property. Beavers could turn it into a pond oasis.

Ah. No beaver slave ring then?

[Kannap]

If I had a pet beaver, I'd name it Mr. B.

That's a good beaver name. The one that was being rehabilitated was named Thumper.

Boy, I came back at a good time, Nana!!!

[Prusslandia]

For some reason, I've been listening to Barry White and playing Halo.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That's a good beaver name. The one that was being rehabilitated was named Thumper.

The beaver Thumper.

Teehee.

Totally appropriate.

That's a good beaver name. The one that was being rehabilitated was named Thumper.

Boy, I came back at a good time, Nana!!!

Honey Child, good to see you.

Nah. As a semipet. We have a creek in our property. Beavers could turn it into a pond oasis.

Ah. No beaver slave ring then?

It was very interesting. The state of Nevada is using beavers to restore vitality to their lands suffering drought from too much cattle ranching. These little fellas are turning the desert landscape little by little into lush, green oases. I was truly awed.

[DesAnges]

After watching a documentary on beavers last night, now I want one and I'll call it Junior. Those critters are amazing. They're engineers, landscapers and gardeners, all wrapped into one.

If I had a pet beaver, I'd name it Mr. B.

I'd go for Mr Snrub.

[Interlatist]

That's a good beaver name. The one that was being rehabilitated was named Thumper.

The beaver Thumper.

Teehee.

*Breaks out in laughter*

[Val Halla]

Ah. No beaver slave ring then?

It was very interesting. The state of Nevada is using beavers to restore vitality to their lands suffering drought from too much cattle ranching. These little fellas are turning the desert landscape little by little into lush, green oases. I was truly awed.

Well then. Let's hear it for beavers! No?

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

The bloody nosebleeds have been continuing non-stop.

How ye be TET?