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Kannap
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Postby Kannap » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:09 am

Val Halla wrote:
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A few porn shorts. Meerkat on ostrich.

Val grimaces.


Wimp

Prusslandia wrote:
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A few porn shorts. Meerkat on ostrich.

I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or intrigued.


Very, very intrigued.
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Postby Val Halla » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:10 am

Kannap wrote:
Val Halla wrote:Val grimaces.


Wimp


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Postby The Holy Therns » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:10 am

Lordieth wrote:
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A few porn shorts. Meerkat on ostrich.


I think it's best that doesn't make it into the cinema release.


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Kannap
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Postby Kannap » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:11 am

Val Halla wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Wimp


Bah! I'm no wimp! I'm a mad scientist!


Then you should embrace the meerkat/ostrich sex tapes. For science.
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Postby Lordieth » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:12 am

The Holy Therns wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
I think it's best that doesn't make it into the cinema release.


Rest assured. The camera got your good side.


Oh, that's good. I'd hate to think the cinematography was at all off.
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Postby Val Halla » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:13 am

Kannap wrote:
Val Halla wrote:Bah! I'm no wimp! I'm a mad scientist!


Then you should embrace the meerkat/ostrich sex tapes. For science.

I don't know what to think. Y'know what? Provide me with some more kitten gifs, and I'm in. For science, of course...
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Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States
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Postby Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:13 am

Lordieth wrote:
Kannap wrote:
A few porn shorts. Meerkat on ostrich.


I think it's best that doesn't make it into the cinema release.

Nice trailer
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Postby Lordieth » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:13 am

Kannap wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
I think it's best that doesn't make it into the cinema release.


It does, the star ostrikat has some flashbacks to stories told by his father of his creation.


Intriguingly and horrifyingly technical no doubt, given the relative size of ostriches compared to Meerkats.
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Postby Second Blazing » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:14 am

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I see how it is, your down with rat-bird sex, but I make a joke about horses and you flip your shit.


That was like a year ago, times have changed, and horses are out of style in the animal porn industry.


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Postby Val Halla » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:14 am

Lordieth wrote:
Kannap wrote:
It does, the star ostrikat has some flashbacks to stories told by his father of his creation.


Intriguingly and horrifyingly technical no doubt, given the relative size of ostriches compared to Meerkats.

Just use special effects.
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Kannap
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Postby Kannap » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:17 am

Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
I think it's best that doesn't make it into the cinema release.

Nice trailer


That meerkat knows how to foreplay :P
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Postby Lordieth » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:18 am

Kannap wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Nice trailer


That meerkat knows how to foreplay :P


Don't get any ideas.
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Postby Kannap » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:18 am

Lordieth wrote:
Kannap wrote:
That meerkat knows how to foreplay :P


Don't get any ideas.


XD
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Postby Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:19 am

Kannap wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Nice trailer


That meerkat knows how to foreplay :P

You naughty chicken, you... You can say 'go' whenever...
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Postby Gallade » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:25 am

The disconnect on the value of life in video games is amusing. I only burned your village to the ground and decimated your population twice, stop harping on about it! I had to level up my legendary weapon, gosh! Look, it sparkles now!
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Barboneia
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Postby Barboneia » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:26 am

Gallade wrote:The disconnect on the value of life in video games is amusing. I only burned your village to the ground and decimated your population twice, stop harping on about it! I had to level up my legendary weapon, gosh! Look, it sparkles now!

But does it set people on fire when you hit them with it?
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Postby Lordieth » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:26 am

Gallade wrote:The disconnect on the value of life in video games is amusing. I only burned your village to the ground and decimated your population twice, stop harping on about it! I had to level up my legendary weapon, gosh! Look, it sparkles now!


Sheesh, you burn down one village, and you never hear the end of it, huh? Games, pfft. So unrealistic.
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Postby Second Blazing » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:29 am

Gallade wrote:The disconnect on the value of life in video games is amusing. I only burned your village to the ground and decimated your population twice, stop harping on about it! I had to level up my legendary weapon, gosh! Look, it sparkles now!


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Postby Gallade » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:30 am

Barboneia wrote:
Gallade wrote:The disconnect on the value of life in video games is amusing. I only burned your village to the ground and decimated your population twice, stop harping on about it! I had to level up my legendary weapon, gosh! Look, it sparkles now!

But does it set people on fire when you hit them with it?

It does now. That's the burning anguish of slaughtered orphan souls, that is. Quality.
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Postby Prusslandia » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:30 am

Second Blazing wrote:
Gallade wrote:The disconnect on the value of life in video games is amusing. I only burned your village to the ground and decimated your population twice, stop harping on about it! I had to level up my legendary weapon, gosh! Look, it sparkles now!


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Postby Gallade » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:32 am

Second Blazing wrote:
Gallade wrote:The disconnect on the value of life in video games is amusing. I only burned your village to the ground and decimated your population twice, stop harping on about it! I had to level up my legendary weapon, gosh! Look, it sparkles now!


Donate to the Temple of Avo is Witchwood.

Heh, I'm playing 3 right now, but good on you for noticing the series.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:32 am

Lordieth wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
Rest assured. The camera got your good side.


Oh, that's good. I'd hate to think the cinematography was at all off.

In the future, please try and remember it's the director who yells "action", not the talent.
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Postby Luziyca » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:34 am

Cyrisnia wrote:
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You from Canada?

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Postby Lordieth » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:35 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
Oh, that's good. I'd hate to think the cinematography was at all off.

In the future, please try and remember it's the director who yells "action", not the talent.


I got carried away with the role, as any dedicated actor does. Got to earn that Oscar.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:36 am

Lordieth wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:In the future, please try and remember it's the director who yells "action", not the talent.


I got carried away with the role, as any dedicated actor does. Got to earn that Oscar.

From the trailer, I am thinking not. Better than an Adam Sandler movie, but not by much.
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