TET: Less Spam Than A Monthy Python Sketch

[Ethel mermania]

My brain does love me. (Cries).

To a point. As you keep repeating the behaviour that results in the wonderful dopamine being pumped out by your brain, the more desensitised you become to the effect of that behaviour. That's how people end up overdosing. The brain adapts.

Or we can keep upping the ante, get more and more thrills to get the rush.

Hey y'all watch this.

[Prusslandia]

What about the whole challenger fiasco back in the eighties ?

That was a minor speed bump in NASA's career.

Did we happen to cause that ?

[Lordieth]

I mean, come on, even the name speaks for itself. This is The Eternal Thread.

It is eternal, not new.

We delivered messages from the French Resistance to the exiled De Gaulle, we watched the Mona Lisa get painted, that woman was a ugly prostitute by the way, Blazed and Ethel had too much fun with her, me thinks.

We were there when Noah parted the red sea. He did jack diddly squat, a storm blew two tsunamis in opposing directions and drained the lake of it's water.

We were there when Jesus fed the 5,000. A bread wagon and a fish boat collided near the shore and the food was spread throughout the crowd.

Lordi is the reason the Hindenburg crashed, he touched something he shouldn't have.

quarters for three meerkats were found onboard. Only two meerkat bodies were found on the scene. Draw your own conclusion.

Pfft. Nothing was ever proved.

[Lordieth]

To a point. As you keep repeating the behaviour that results in the wonderful dopamine being pumped out by your brain, the more desensitised you become to the effect of that behaviour. That's how people end up overdosing. The brain adapts.

Or we can keep upping the ante, get more and more thrills to get the rush.

Hey y'all watch this.

If I ever find out I've only got a few months left to live, that's the way I'm going out.

[Ethel mermania]

Or we can keep upping the ante, get more and more thrills to get the rush.

Hey y'all watch this.

If I ever find out I've only got a few months left to live, that's the way I'm going out.

It is a goal.

[Kannap]

That was a minor speed bump in NASA's career.

Did we happen to cause that ?

The proposed first meerkat in space never arrived to board the shuttle. *glances at Lordi* Maybe we had caused it.

[Second Blazing]

Val needs a tennis racket to hide behind.

I mean, come on, even the name speaks for itself. This is The Eternal Thread.

It is eternal, not new.

We delivered messages from the French Resistance to the exiled De Gaulle, we watched the Mona Lisa get painted, that woman was a ugly prostitute by the way, Blazed and Ethel had too much fun with her, me thinks.

We were there when Noah parted the red sea. He did jack diddly squat, a storm blew two tsunamis in opposing directions and drained the lake of it's water.

We were there when Jesus fed the 5,000. A bread wagon and a fish boat collided near the shore and the food was spread throughout the crowd.

Lordi is the reason the Hindenburg crashed, he touched something he shouldn't have.

For someone who loves to gossip, maybe we should be discussing your historical escapades. Kan was Marry Magdalene, and Joan of Arc's body double and she married Henry the VIII, twice.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Did we happen to cause that ?

The proposed first meerkat in space never arrived to board the shuttle. *glances at Lordi* Maybe we had caused it.

Space is my domain. Lordi recognised this, and together, we hatched a cunning plan. Cunning as a fox who teaches cunning at the university of Cunningham? It might as well be.

[Ethel mermania]

Did we happen to cause that ?

The proposed first meerkat in space never arrived to board the shuttle. *glances at Lordi* Maybe we had caused it.

I am not surprised.

[Kannap]

I mean, come on, even the name speaks for itself. This is The Eternal Thread.

It is eternal, not new.

We delivered messages from the French Resistance to the exiled De Gaulle, we watched the Mona Lisa get painted, that woman was a ugly prostitute by the way, Blazed and Ethel had too much fun with her, me thinks.

We were there when Noah parted the red sea. He did jack diddly squat, a storm blew two tsunamis in opposing directions and drained the lake of it's water.

We were there when Jesus fed the 5,000. A bread wagon and a fish boat collided near the shore and the food was spread throughout the crowd.

Lordi is the reason the Hindenburg crashed, he touched something he shouldn't have.

For someone who loves to gossip, maybe we should be discussing your historical escapades. Kan was Marry Magdalene, and Joan of Arc's body double and she married Henry the VIII, twice.

That's just the tip of the iceberg, mwahahaha. You know so little about me.

[Lordieth]

Did we happen to cause that ?

The proposed first meerkat in space never arrived to board the shuttle. *glances at Lordi* Maybe we had caused it.

Sounds like the opening scene to the much-awaited Planet of the Meerkats.

[Second Blazing]

For someone who loves to gossip, maybe we should be discussing your historical escapades. Kan was Marry Magdalene, and Joan of Arc's body double and she married Henry the VIII, twice.

That's just the tip of the iceberg, mwahahaha. You know so little about me.

That's because the Vera Cruz incident is not mentionable in polite company.

[Second Blazing]

The proposed first meerkat in space never arrived to board the shuttle. *glances at Lordi* Maybe we had caused it.

Sounds like the opening scene to the much-awaited Planet of the Meerkats.

As long as it doesn't have meerk Walberg, it should be decent.

[Val Halla]

Sounds like the opening scene to the much-awaited Planet of the Meerkats.

As long as it doesn't have meerk Walberg, it should be decent.

It'll have a mass of sequels.

[Kannap]

The proposed first meerkat in space never arrived to board the shuttle. *glances at Lordi* Maybe we had caused it.

Sounds like the opening scene to the much-awaited Planet of the Meerkats.

Planet of the Ostrikats comes out in 2018.

[Lordieth]

Sounds like the opening scene to the much-awaited Planet of the Meerkats.

As long as it doesn't have meerk Walberg, it should be decent.

Walberg's getting no where near this one. Not since Kristen Stewart has there been such wooden acting.

[Lordieth]

Sounds like the opening scene to the much-awaited Planet of the Meerkats.

Planet of the Ostrikats comes out in 2018.

The events leading up to the film are quite action-packed, I hear.

[Val Halla]

I have acquired the information that I'm having something in the slow cooker. Interesting.

[Kannap]

Planet of the Ostrikats comes out in 2018.

The events leading up to the film are quite action-packed, I hear.

A few porn shorts. Meerkat on ostrich.

[Lordieth]

The events leading up to the film are quite action-packed, I hear.

A few porn shorts. Meerkat on ostrich.

I think it's best that doesn't make it into the cinema release.

[Second Blazing]

The events leading up to the film are quite action-packed, I hear.

A few porn shorts. Meerkat on ostrich.

I see how it is, your down with rat-bird sex, but I make a joke about horses and you flip your shit.

[Val Halla]

The events leading up to the film are quite action-packed, I hear.

A few porn shorts. Meerkat on ostrich.

Val grimaces.

[Prusslandia]

The events leading up to the film are quite action-packed, I hear.

A few porn shorts. Meerkat on ostrich.

I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or intrigued.

[Kannap]

A few porn shorts. Meerkat on ostrich.

I think it's best that doesn't make it into the cinema release.

It does, the star ostrikat has some flashbacks to stories told by his father of his creation.

[Kannap]

A few porn shorts. Meerkat on ostrich.

I see how it is, your down with rat-bird sex, but I make a joke about horses and you flip your shit.

That was like a year ago, times have changed, and horses are out of style in the animal porn industry.