TET: Less Spam Than A Monthy Python Sketch

[Kannap]

Well, all things considered, if TET is the worst thing you're addicted to, you probably don't have it that bad.

You could end up with TETanus though. Yeah, that's not funny.

Better than Herpes

[Ethel mermania]

Such a happy and chipper meerkat. Fair point you make.

We're all slaves to our own biology, though. Predisposition to addiction comes with the territory. Or the limbic system, to be more precise.

I need a new limbic system, I wonder if the store is open.

[Kannap]

Well, I don't know about you, but I don't particularly like my stomach contents violently forcing their way out.

Remember we had a little chat earlier in the week about you NOT whining about everything?

Damn it, you crushed a person's dreams and ambitions without me?

[Ethel mermania]

Remember we had a little chat earlier in the week about you NOT whining about everything?

I have the right this time, me thinks. And if anything, it's a good way of not going to York tomorrow.

Are you going to describe the barf too? Comment on the color and texture mayhaps?

[Val Halla]

You could end up with TETanus though. Yeah, that's not funny.

You're about 12 months late on that joke.

I wouldn't be aware of that. I thought TET was relatively new.

[Val Halla]

I have the right this time, me thinks. And if anything, it's a good way of not going to York tomorrow.

Are you going to describe the barf too? Comment on the color and texture mayhaps?

I dunno. I prefer not to look at it. It ain't high art.

[Kannap]

You're about 12 months late on that joke.

I wouldn't be aware of that. I thought TET was relatively new.

Relatively new? Blasphemy.

[Val Halla]

I wouldn't be aware of that. I thought TET was relatively new.

Relatively new? Blasphemy.

Jeez, I wasn't expecting some sorta Spanish Inquisition.

[Kannap]

Relatively new? Blasphemy.

Jeez, I wasn't expecting some sorta Spanish Inquisition.

Death to the Blaspheming newbie.

[Val Halla]

Jeez, I wasn't expecting some sorta Spanish Inquisition.

Death to the Blaspheming newbie.

Val needs a tennis racket to hide behind.

[Prusslandia]

Jeez, I wasn't expecting some sorta Spanish Inquisition.

Death to the Blaspheming newbie.

I'll get the whip.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

You're about 12 months late on that joke.

I wouldn't be aware of that. I thought TET was relatively new.

New? It began as a messaging board in a particular Viking village. People would take long ends of wood, known as 'posts', and they stacked them against the message board. Quoting people was a nightmare, I might tell. I came in somewhere during the Enlightenment, when I had to travel to Paris every day with a post under my arm to get to the European message board. I still have splinters.

[Val Halla]

I wouldn't be aware of that. I thought TET was relatively new.

New? It began as a messaging board in a particular Viking village. People would take long ends of wood, known as 'posts', and they stacked them against the message board. Quoting people was a nightmare, I might tell. I came in somewhere during the Enlightenment, when I had to travel to Paris every day with a post under my arm to get to the European message board. I still have splinters.

My Dad has a big beard. Can that make up for it?

[Lordieth]

We're all slaves to our own biology, though. Predisposition to addiction comes with the territory. Or the limbic system, to be more precise.

I need a new limbic system, I wonder if the store is open.

You could replace it, but it's still a flawed system. The reward centre of the brain is designed to give us rewards when we do certain things that aid in our survival. In a roundabout way, we're addicted to addiction. Our brain is the one pumping us full of drugs.

[Kannap]

Death to the Blaspheming newbie.

Val needs a tennis racket to hide behind.

I mean, come on, even the name speaks for itself. This is The Eternal Thread.

It is eternal, not new.

We delivered messages from the French Resistance to the exiled De Gaulle, we watched the Mona Lisa get painted, that woman was a ugly prostitute by the way, Blazed and Ethel had too much fun with her, me thinks.

We were there when Noah parted the red sea. He did jack diddly squat, a storm blew two tsunamis in opposing directions and drained the lake of it's water.

We were there when Jesus fed the 5,000. A bread wagon and a fish boat collided near the shore and the food was spread throughout the crowd.

Lordi is the reason the Hindenburg crashed, he touched something he shouldn't have.

[Val Halla]

Val needs a tennis racket to hide behind.

I mean, come on, even the name speaks for itself. This is The Eternal Thread.

It is eternal, not new.

We delivered messages from the French Resistance to the exiled De Gaulle, we watched the Mona Lisa get painted, that woman was a ugly prostitute by the way, Blazed and Ethel had too much fun with her, me thinks.

We were there when Noah parted the red sea. He did jack diddly squat, a storm blew two tsunamis in opposing directions and drained the lake of it's water.

We were there when Jesus fed the 5,000. A bread wagon and a fish boat collided near the shore and the food was spread throughout the crowd.

Lordi is the reason the Hindenburg crashed, he touched something he shouldn't have.

Was Gandhi there?

[Ethel mermania]

I need a new limbic system, I wonder if the store is open.

You could replace it, but it's still a flawed system. The reward centre of the brain is designed to give us rewards when we do certain things that aid in our survival. In a roundabout way, we're addicted to addiction. Our brain is the one pumping us full of drugs.

My brain does love me. (Cries).

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Val needs a tennis racket to hide behind.

I mean, come on, even the name speaks for itself. This is The Eternal Thread.

It is eternal, not new.

We delivered messages from the French Resistance to the exiled De Gaulle, we watched the Mona Lisa get painted, that woman was a ugly prostitute by the way, Blazed and Ethel had too much fun with her, me thinks.

We were there when Noah parted the red sea. He did jack diddly squat, a storm blew two tsunamis in opposing directions and drained the lake of it's water.

We were there when Jesus fed the 5,000. A bread wagon and a fish boat collided near the shore and the food was spread throughout the crowd.

Lordi is the reason the Hindenburg crashed, he touched something he shouldn't have.

Noah did jack shit in the parting of the red sea indeed, seeing as that was Moses. And Moses did even less!

And do you remember when we went to the christening of the Titanic? I just got my hands on a pair of binoculars before they sailed away.

[The Princes of the Universe]

[Prusslandia]

What about the whole challenger fiasco back in the eighties ?

[Lordieth]

You could replace it, but it's still a flawed system. The reward centre of the brain is designed to give us rewards when we do certain things that aid in our survival. In a roundabout way, we're addicted to addiction. Our brain is the one pumping us full of drugs.

My brain does love me. (Cries).

To a point. As you keep repeating the behaviour that results in the wonderful dopamine being pumped out by your brain, the more desensitised you become to the effect of that behaviour. That's how people end up overdosing. The brain adapts.

[Lordieth]

Val needs a tennis racket to hide behind.

I mean, come on, even the name speaks for itself. This is The Eternal Thread.

It is eternal, not new.

We delivered messages from the French Resistance to the exiled De Gaulle, we watched the Mona Lisa get painted, that woman was a ugly prostitute by the way, Blazed and Ethel had too much fun with her, me thinks.

We were there when Noah parted the red sea. He did jack diddly squat, a storm blew two tsunamis in opposing directions and drained the lake of it's water.

We were there when Jesus fed the 5,000. A bread wagon and a fish boat collided near the shore and the food was spread throughout the crowd.

Lordi is the reason the Hindenburg crashed, he touched something he shouldn't have.

Guilty as charged.

[Ethel mermania]

Val needs a tennis racket to hide behind.

I mean, come on, even the name speaks for itself. This is The Eternal Thread.

It is eternal, not new.

We delivered messages from the French Resistance to the exiled De Gaulle, we watched the Mona Lisa get painted, that woman was a ugly prostitute by the way, Blazed and Ethel had too much fun with her, me thinks.

We were there when Noah parted the red sea. He did jack diddly squat, a storm blew two tsunamis in opposing directions and drained the lake of it's water.

We were there when Jesus fed the 5,000. A bread wagon and a fish boat collided near the shore and the food was spread throughout the crowd.

Lordi is the reason the Hindenburg crashed, he touched something he shouldn't have.

quarters for three meerkats were found onboard. Only two meerkat bodies were found on the scene. Draw your own conclusion.

[Kannap]

I mean, come on, even the name speaks for itself. This is The Eternal Thread.

It is eternal, not new.

We delivered messages from the French Resistance to the exiled De Gaulle, we watched the Mona Lisa get painted, that woman was a ugly prostitute by the way, Blazed and Ethel had too much fun with her, me thinks.

We were there when Noah parted the red sea. He did jack diddly squat, a storm blew two tsunamis in opposing directions and drained the lake of it's water.

We were there when Jesus fed the 5,000. A bread wagon and a fish boat collided near the shore and the food was spread throughout the crowd.

Lordi is the reason the Hindenburg crashed, he touched something he shouldn't have.

Was Gandhi there?

Gandhi was never alive. He is a myth.

[Kannap]

What about the whole challenger fiasco back in the eighties ?

That was a minor speed bump in NASA's career.