Virginia man killed trying to fight gorilla

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

It's a repost of something the Onion posted in 2010 or so. More than likely, a satirical fake article.

But there hasn't been a thread on this yet.
And how is the onion fake? It says at the top that it's America's finest news source, and it looks like it has loads of great stuff.

The Onion is not a credible news source.

[Kalifati Arab shqiptar]

Put an end to all communist gorillas. They took Vietnam, they took Eastern Europe and they took Cuba our favourite resort.

[Sebtopiaris]

But there hasn't been a thread on this yet.
And how is the onion fake? It says at the top that it's America's finest news source, and it looks like it has loads of great stuff.

The Onion is not a credible news source.

But you can't say that animal attacks aren't a problem in America, and that something should be done about them.

[Eastern Equestria]

It's a repost of something the Onion posted in 2010 or so. More than likely, a satirical fake article.

But there hasn't been a thread on this yet.
And how is the onion fake? It says at the top that it's America's finest news source, and it looks like it has loads of great stuff.

You cannot be serious.

[Sebtopiaris]

Put an end to all communist gorillas. They took Vietnam, they took Eastern Europe and they took Cuba our favourite resort.

(Image)

Actually, you might have a point there. Karl Marx did say that hunter-gatherer societies were an example of primitive communism, so gorillas are technically communist.

[Dakini]

It's a repost of something the Onion posted in 2010 or so. More than likely, a satirical fake article.

But there hasn't been a thread on this yet.
And how is the onion fake? It says at the top that it's America's finest news source, and it looks like it has loads of great stuff.

It's pretty well-known that the Onion is a satirical website.

[Yumyumsuppertime]

It's a repost of something the Onion posted in 2010 or so. More than likely, a satirical fake article.

But there hasn't been a thread on this yet.
And how is the onion fake? It says at the top that it's America's finest news source, and it looks like it has loads of great stuff.

You're taking the piss, aren't you? Good one.

[Nuwe Suid Afrika]

So is the task to shitpost until moderator intervention?

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

The Onion is not a credible news source.

But you can't say that animal attacks aren't a problem in America, and that something should be done about them.

We get out of what was their land. Back to where we came from.

[Sebtopiaris]

But there hasn't been a thread on this yet.
And how is the onion fake? It says at the top that it's America's finest news source, and it looks like it has loads of great stuff.

You cannot be serious.

You're confusing me.

[Discords Equstria]

But there hasn't been a thread on this yet.
And how is the onion fake? It says at the top that it's America's finest news source, and it looks like it has loads of great stuff.

You cannot be serious.

I hope not. If someone takes the onion seriously then humanity is doomed.

[Hetland 2]

It's a repost of something the Onion posted in 2010 or so. More than likely, a satirical fake article.

But there hasn't been a thread on this yet.
And how is the onion fake? It says at the top that it's America's finest news source, and it looks like it has loads of great stuff.

... Are you being serious? Please tell me you're joking.

[The Pentarchy]

I read this. I was able to not laugh. I kept myself contained.

Help me jesus

That's probably what the guy said before finally being overpowered by the gorilla.

Then I read this fucking post and lost it.

[Sebtopiaris]

But there hasn't been a thread on this yet.
And how is the onion fake? It says at the top that it's America's finest news source, and it looks like it has loads of great stuff.

You're taking the piss, aren't you? Good one.

I was? I just saw this article and it looked sad. I've seen people say bad things about the onion, but I assumed it was just like the daily mail.

[Beta Test]

What the fuck is this thread.

Mods plz.

[Luziyca]

I was about to post about how he would win a Darwin Award... but I think that if he did win this one, it'd reek of onions. Or god forbid, leeks.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

You're taking the piss, aren't you? Good one.

I was? I just saw this article and it looked sad. I've seen people say bad things about the onion, but I assumed it was just like the daily mail.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

The Onion is an American digital media company and news satire organization

[Larthinia]

This is to good to be true!

[Sebtopiaris]

You cannot be serious.

I hope not. If someone takes the onion seriously then humanity is doomed.

I'd argue that humanity is doomed already. I mean, we just make the same mistakes again and again, do we not?

[Hetland 2]

-snip-

Stop that! Don't ruin their wonderful child-like innocence. This is beautiful.

[The Pentarchy]

I hope not. If someone takes the onion seriously then humanity is doomed.

I'd argue that humanity is doomed already. I mean, we just make the same mistakes again and again, do we not?

Like putting apes in our basements.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

~snip~

Semi-intellectual moment here people: He chose to fight that fucking gorilla. If he chose to, then I have nothing to say about it. He fought it, and nothing good came out of, nor to quarrels with animals. If we chose to go in quarrels with animals without prior reason, then I have little to say than to say that I don't wish for you to live anymore.

Non-intellectual moment here people: Taking the Onion seriously is like relying on Fox for Democrat news.

[Torsiedelle]

If this wasn't the Onion, I'd be laughing my ass off anyway. It's just too damn absurd.

[Dakini]

You're taking the piss, aren't you? Good one.

I was? I just saw this article and it looked sad. I've seen people say bad things about the onion, but I assumed it was just like the daily mail.

No. The Onion makes shit up to provide valuable social commentary. The Daily Fail makes shit up because it's a trash heap.

[Ardoki]

LOL!

The article is poking fun at people fighting cancer. Substitute 'cancer' for gorilla'', and it is really funny.