TET: Like the Offensive?

by **Eleanor Ritas** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:37 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Eleanor Ritas wrote:
This has a lovely rhythm to it.

Replace the cinema with sex and you have something there.

I often rather like a nice film before boning. The little rockabilly divorcee that put up the GigSig for tonight, we've tried four times to watch Lady in the Water, but some weird fucking thing about that movie gets her going. It goes from movie, to cuddle while watching movie, to what movie, pretty quick.

Tried to watch that fuckin' thing four times, never made it past the 14 minute mark.

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:38 pm

Eleanor Ritas wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Replace the cinema with sex and you have something there.

I often rather like a nice film before boning. The little rockabilly divorcee that put up the GigSig for tonight, we've tried four times to watch Lady in the Water, but some weird fucking thing about that movie gets her going. It goes from movie, to cuddle while watching movie, to what movie, pretty quick.

Tried to watch that fuckin' thing four times, never made it past the 14 minute mark.

Hmmm I gotta try that.

by **Hurdegaryp** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:39 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:I miss dating

I miss accidental dating. Kept me on my toes, at least.

Haven't done any dating for quite a while now. It's probably for the best.

by **Ordenburg** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:39 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Ordenburg wrote:
Someone is nosy, and nothing happened yet, so don't worry.

But to answer questions, straight and age is, well, typical college age.

. If it didn't happen, it's clearly not a date.

Well not yet, but I have something planned. So I was just curious as what you people define and think of dates.

by **DesAnges** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:42 pm

Hurdegaryp wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I miss accidental dating. Kept me on my toes, at least.

Haven't done any dating for quite a while now. It's probably for the best.

Accidental dating is fun, seriously. I mean it's a bit awkward as well, but I assume normal dating is anyway so it's all good.

by **Ordenburg** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:44 pm

200 push ups down, 100 left to go.

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:46 pm

Hurdegaryp wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I miss accidental dating. Kept me on my toes, at least.

Haven't done any dating for quite a while now. It's probably for the best.

I like to flirt, I enjoyed dating, and doing date kind of things. It's not the same, one night mrs mermania went out alone for dinner, was to talk about how well mannered a family at the restaurant was behaving, and there were 6 kids under 12 in a fancy upper west side restaurant. And the whole family was amazing. All we did was wonder why we couldn't come close to half the lack of chaos with just two.

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:48 pm

Ordenburg wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:. If it didn't happen, it's clearly not a date.

Well not yet, but I have something planned. So I was just curious as what you people define and think of dates.

Two people who are attracted to each other doing some sort of activity together.

by **Gallade** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:50 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Eleanor Ritas wrote:
I often rather like a nice film before boning. The little rockabilly divorcee that put up the GigSig for tonight, we've tried four times to watch Lady in the Water, but some weird fucking thing about that movie gets her going. It goes from movie, to cuddle while watching movie, to what movie, pretty quick.

Tried to watch that fuckin' thing four times, never made it past the 14 minute mark.

Hmmm I gotta try that.

Horror movies have be diving for cover, which breaks the awkward no physical contact thing, etc etc.

Fuck, I'm never going to date again. :l

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:52 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Hmmm I gotta try that.

Horror movies have be diving for cover, which breaks the awkward no physical contact thing, etc etc.

Fuck, I'm never going to date again. :l

Sad, my ears perked up when he said "rockabilly divorcee "

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:54 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Hmmm I gotta try that.

Horror movies have be diving for cover, which breaks the awkward no physical contact thing, etc etc.

Fuck, I'm never going to date again. :l

It doesn't go south till after kids. Married two decent incomes isn't bad.

by **Hurdegaryp** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:56 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Hmmm I gotta try that.

Horror movies have be diving for cover, which breaks the awkward no physical contact thing, etc etc.

Fuck, I'm never going to date again. :l

You're only saying that because you have the advantage of being out of that specific rat race. Very few people actually look forward to dating.

by **Gallade** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:56 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Horror movies have be diving for cover, which breaks the awkward no physical contact thing, etc etc.

Fuck, I'm never going to date again. :l

It doesn't go south till after kids. Married two decent incomes isn't bad.

I'll attack the future spouse with the nail clippers once I get home.

by **Orles** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:00 pm

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Gallade wrote:Horror movies have be diving for cover, which breaks the awkward no physical contact thing, etc etc.

Fuck, I'm never going to date again. :l

You're only saying that because you have the advantage of being out of that specific rat race. Very few people actually look forward to dating.

I never look forward to it, but it's always so much fun once said date is actually happening.

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:01 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:It doesn't go south till after kids. Married two decent incomes isn't bad.

I'll attack the future spouse with the nail clippers once I get home.

I remember about 10 -12 years ago, after some horrific trip mrs mermania turned to me and said. Ethel, none is the right amount of children for a happy marriage.

by **DesAnges** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:03 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:It doesn't go south till after kids. Married two decent incomes isn't bad.

I'll attack the future spouse with the nail clippers once I get home.

Dear God woman. Ouch.

by **Hurdegaryp** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:08 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Gallade wrote:I'll attack the future spouse with the nail clippers once I get home.

Dear God woman. Ouch.

Pretty sure there are more than a few laws against such behaviour. Gallade is many things, but a medical professional she is not.

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:09 pm

Hurdegaryp wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Dear God woman. Ouch.

Pretty sure there are more than a few laws against such behaviour. Gallade is many things, but a medical professional she is not.

She isn't being paid for her services.

by **DesAnges** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:10 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:Pretty sure there are more than a few laws against such behaviour. Gallade is many things, but a medical professional she is not.

She isn't being paid for her services.

She really needs a sharp knife, a dung heap, and a lot of milk.

Seriously. Those were the tools of the trade for a castrator.

by **Eleanor Ritas** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:11 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Horror movies have be diving for cover, which breaks the awkward no physical contact thing, etc etc.

Fuck, I'm never going to date again. :l

Sad, my ears perked up when he said "rockabilly divorcee "

They're not uncommon around my area. Quite a few decent little sub-culture girls conglomerate in car clubs and little aging bettie groups. Lot of guys too, there, so it depends on what you're looking for.

by **Stern des Meeres** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:12 pm

Ordenburg wrote:200 push ups down, 100 left to go.

But first, let's tell everyone on TET about it.

by **Hurdegaryp** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:13 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:Pretty sure there are more than a few laws against such behaviour. Gallade is many things, but a medical professional she is not.

She isn't being paid for her services.

What you call services seems to be a dedicated attempt to violate the bodily integrity of the poor young man instead.

by **DesAnges** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:13 pm

Stern des Meeres wrote:
Ordenburg wrote:200 push ups down, 100 left to go.

But first, let's tell everyone on TET about it.

If you don't people you're working out, how will they know?

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:15 pm

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:She isn't being paid for her services.

What you call services seems to be a dedicated attempt to violate the bodily integrity of the poor young man instead.

Once they are married she gets to sign on the dotted line for him.

by **Stern des Meeres** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:18 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Stern des Meeres wrote:But first, let's tell everyone on TET about it.

If you don't people you're working out, how will they know?

You post a "post-workout selfie lol am I hot yet" picture on WDYLL like everyone else on this godforsaken website, of course.

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