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DesAnges
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Postby DesAnges » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:54 pm

Kannap wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I'm not good at it, for sure. I can't think what it is, but something about my presence puts people on edge.


1. Get married
2. Have fifteen daughters
3. Practice reassuring them
4. You should be now ready to reassure others

I'm glad someone's got my life planned out for me, at least.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:54 pm

Kannap wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
You know it.


Heck yeah I do ;)

Wait, where was I going with this?


Just a little bit to the left, and then back.

Nowhere. We're in TET.
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Postby Gallade » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:55 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:3am discussion on political and legal policy with the site libertarian socialist. Dear Lord, what did I do. Besides practicing my escape artist routine.

It's booze then bed time, this is no late night dance party in clomel.

Well ahead of you. Whiskey in one hand, lithium in the other. Let's spark an exothermic reaction.
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Kannap
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Postby Kannap » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:56 pm

Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:
Kannap wrote:
I see you've volunteered as tribute.

I always volunteer as tribute in good situations.


Define good
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:56 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:It's booze then bed time, this is no late night dance party in clomel.

Well ahead of you. Whiskey in one hand, lithium in the other. Let's spark an exothermic reaction.


I have kebabs!
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Gallade
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Postby Gallade » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:56 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Kannap wrote:
1. Get married
2. Have fifteen daughters
3. Practice reassuring them
4. You should be now ready to reassure others

I'm glad someone's got my life planned out for me, at least.

Hey, I offered you several quality five year plans.
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||
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Kannap
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Postby Kannap » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:57 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Kannap wrote:
1. Get married
2. Have fifteen daughters
3. Practice reassuring them
4. You should be now ready to reassure others

I'm glad someone's got my life planned out for me, at least.


Plot twist: None of the daughters belong to your wife.

You done screwed up.
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Gallade
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Postby Gallade » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:59 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Gallade wrote:Well ahead of you. Whiskey in one hand, lithium in the other. Let's spark an exothermic reaction.


I have kebabs!

It's not sleeping with style without lettuce in your hair and lamb between your teeth. Extra points for not removing your makeup. \o/
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||
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DesAnges
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Postby DesAnges » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:00 pm

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I'm glad someone's got my life planned out for me, at least.

Hey, I offered you several quality five year plans.

They were all variations on the theme of 'High Priest of the Church of Galla'. I don't look good in a robe.

Kannap wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I'm glad someone's got my life planned out for me, at least.


Plot twist: None of the daughters belong to your wife.

You done screwed up.

I certainly did, apparently.
My name is Kim-Jong Ayatollah, and I'm a big boy. I'm ten and three-quarters. I have high levels of respect for this man. <3<32 NSG, two pages into a debate
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:01 pm

Gallade wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
I have kebabs!

It's not sleeping with style without lettuce in your hair and lamb between your teeth. Extra points for not removing your makeup. \o/


The runny mascara and the pounding headache are the signs that you either had a good one or at least you drank enough to blur the bad.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
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Furry Alairia and Algeria
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Postby Furry Alairia and Algeria » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:02 pm

Kannap wrote:
Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:I always volunteer as tribute in good situations.


Define good

Good: Good.
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Gallade
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Postby Gallade » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:02 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Gallade wrote:Hey, I offered you several quality five year plans.

They were all variations on the theme of 'High Priest of the Church of Galla'. I don't look good in a robe.

Kannap wrote:
Plot twist: None of the daughters belong to your wife.

You done screwed up.

I certainly did, apparently.

It was a clothing optional but highly frowned upon position. Be cultured for a minute!
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||
Français, en guerriers magnanimes, portez ou retenez vos coups! Épargnez ces tristes victimes à regret s'armant contre nous
My TG box is for friends, not food
Feel like making a direct change rather than just bickering over crises?
Help give orphaned children a safe environment to grow
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Ethel mermania
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Founded: Aug 20, 2010
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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:06 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:It's booze then bed time, this is no late night dance party in clomel.

Well ahead of you. Whiskey in one hand, lithium in the other. Let's spark an exothermic reaction.

as Paris would say

That's hot.
The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 



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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:07 pm

I wish I understood Cat. Anyway, nighty night TET!
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
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DesAnges
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Founded: Nov 02, 2011
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Postby DesAnges » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:08 pm

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:They were all variations on the theme of 'High Priest of the Church of Galla'. I don't look good in a robe.


I certainly did, apparently.

It was a clothing optional but highly frowned upon position. Be cultured for a minute!

I read the fine print. The Head Priest got sacrificed at the end of the five years.
My name is Kim-Jong Ayatollah, and I'm a big boy. I'm ten and three-quarters. I have high levels of respect for this man. <3<32 NSG, two pages into a debate
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Gallade
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Postby Gallade » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:10 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Gallade wrote:It was a clothing optional but highly frowned upon position. Be cultured for a minute!

I read the fine print. The Head Priest got sacrificed at the end of the five years.

That was only if the "Cass is bored" clause came into effect.
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||
Français, en guerriers magnanimes, portez ou retenez vos coups! Épargnez ces tristes victimes à regret s'armant contre nous
My TG box is for friends, not food
Feel like making a direct change rather than just bickering over crises?
Help give orphaned children a safe environment to grow
Combat Homelessness
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DesAnges
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Founded: Nov 02, 2011
Left-wing Utopia

Postby DesAnges » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:11 pm

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I read the fine print. The Head Priest got sacrificed at the end of the five years.

That was only if the "Cass is bored" clause came into effect.

I'm brilliant at entertaining people, it's true, but that was a risk I was unwilling to take.
My name is Kim-Jong Ayatollah, and I'm a big boy. I'm ten and three-quarters. I have high levels of respect for this man. <3<32 NSG, two pages into a debate
@Iseabbv Don't @ me
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Ethel mermania
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Founded: Aug 20, 2010
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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:11 pm

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I read the fine print. The Head Priest got sacrificed at the end of the five years.

That was only if the "Cass is bored" clause came into effect.

Well ThaTs a given.
The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 



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Gallade
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Postby Gallade » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:14 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Gallade wrote:That was only if the "Cass is bored" clause came into effect.

I'm brilliant at entertaining people, it's true, but that was a risk I was unwilling to take.

Boo! Boring! Boo! Come here a minute!
Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:That was only if the "Cass is bored" clause came into effect.

Well ThaTs a given.

Well don't tell him!
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||
Français, en guerriers magnanimes, portez ou retenez vos coups! Épargnez ces tristes victimes à regret s'armant contre nous
My TG box is for friends, not food
Feel like making a direct change rather than just bickering over crises?
Help give orphaned children a safe environment to grow
Combat Homelessness
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DesAnges
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Founded: Nov 02, 2011
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Postby DesAnges » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:15 pm

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I'm brilliant at entertaining people, it's true, but that was a risk I was unwilling to take.

Boo! Boring! Boo! Come here a minute!

Bring it ohhhhhn
My name is Kim-Jong Ayatollah, and I'm a big boy. I'm ten and three-quarters. I have high levels of respect for this man. <3<32 NSG, two pages into a debate
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Gallade
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Postby Gallade » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:17 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Gallade wrote:Boo! Boring! Boo! Come here a minute!

Bring it ohhhhhn

Bring what now? Was that a belch or a stroke?
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||
Français, en guerriers magnanimes, portez ou retenez vos coups! Épargnez ces tristes victimes à regret s'armant contre nous
My TG box is for friends, not food
Feel like making a direct change rather than just bickering over crises?
Help give orphaned children a safe environment to grow
Combat Homelessness
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Ethel mermania
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Founded: Aug 20, 2010
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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:20 pm

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I'm brilliant at entertaining people, it's true, but that was a risk I was unwilling to take.

Boo! Boring! Boo! Come here a minute!
Ethel mermania wrote:Well ThaTs a given.

Well don't tell him!

If only you irish believed in divorce.
The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 



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DesAnges
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Postby DesAnges » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:21 pm

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Bring it ohhhhhn

Bring what now? Was that a belch or a stroke?

A New Yorker.
My name is Kim-Jong Ayatollah, and I'm a big boy. I'm ten and three-quarters. I have high levels of respect for this man. <3<32 NSG, two pages into a debate
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Postby Furry Alairia and Algeria » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:22 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Gallade wrote:Bring what now? Was that a belch or a stroke?

A New Yorker.

Not my brethren!

Or whatever the hell us New Yorkers call other New Yorkers.
In memory of Dyakovo - may he never be forgotten - Дьяковожс ученик

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Gallade
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Postby Gallade » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:22 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Boo! Boring! Boo! Come here a minute!

Well don't tell him!

If only you irish believed in divorce.

"Jaysus, Jimmy had a terrible fall. Tragic" is a very common line around here.
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||
Français, en guerriers magnanimes, portez ou retenez vos coups! Épargnez ces tristes victimes à regret s'armant contre nous
My TG box is for friends, not food
Feel like making a direct change rather than just bickering over crises?
Help give orphaned children a safe environment to grow
Combat Homelessness
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