Milks Empire wrote:King Arthur the Great wrote:Best Country: Ireland.
It's called Guinness, people, and it is a holy liquid that knows no deficiency.
No one would float me a can on St. Patrick's Day...
Good fakes cost about $150. While I am explicitly advising against illegal activity, as a hypothetical exercise of my knowledge I would state that, should you grow be capable, grow a modern Van Dyck (mustache and goatee) and get a passport photo taken. Then, find the person that makes good fakes, preferably ones that scan. The best place to find these people are at large state universities, or prominent party schools in big cities.
Also, be more confidant once you have the fake. Don't think of the fake as a fake, and think of yourself as the man on the fake. Have the name match your credit cards, but other than that have a different backstory. Be the man that gets beer, in mind, body, soul, and beverage. At least, theoretically that's the statistically supported method of success.