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Postby Trygg » Sun Jan 25, 2015 5:41 pm

Put it down like a rabid dairy cow.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Sun Jan 25, 2015 5:45 pm

Trygg wrote:Put it down like a rabid dairy cow.

Cows don't care, but it would be wrong to say that cows don't give a shit. The amount of manure those animals produce is rather impressive.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby Greed and Death » Sun Jan 25, 2015 5:46 pm

Hurdegaryp wrote:
greed and death wrote:You going to sue me for pissing on the seat?

Best. Jury. Duty. Ever.

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Postby Hurdegaryp » Sun Jan 25, 2015 5:56 pm

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Hurdegaryp wrote:Best. Jury. Duty. Ever.

If you just wanted to see me whiz you just had to ask.

Maybe that's a subject for a wildly different thread on a wildy different forum. In case you didn't notice, this thread is about the neutral subject, as far as a subject can be truly neutral, of toilet etiquette and why it is a good thing.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby Rebellious Fishermen » Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:08 pm

I tend do do both. I don't think about it at all.

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Postby Libronyscien » Sun Jan 25, 2015 9:32 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
greed and death wrote:You going to sue me for pissing on the seat?

I am going to lock you in a room with 6 women, you will not come out with your ....aiming device.

I'd love that.
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Postby Corrian » Sun Jan 25, 2015 9:36 pm

I never put it up in the first place, and I'm a guy...
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Postby Libronyscien » Sun Jan 25, 2015 9:37 pm

De Hilliche Kening wrote:
Camelza wrote:Down and also close the cap, it's unsanitary to do otherwise.

True, that. Also make sure to regularly use chlorine to make sure your loo isn't secretly developing whole microscopic civilizations.

Why not? They might evolve into macro civilizations.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Tue Jan 27, 2015 5:51 am

Libronyscien wrote:
De Hilliche Kening wrote:True, that. Also make sure to regularly use chlorine to make sure your loo isn't secretly developing whole microscopic civilizations.

Why not? They might evolve into macro civilizations.

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CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby Stormwrath » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:11 am

Frankly I do not care if the seat is up or down, as long as there isn't any piss on the seat.

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Postby Hurdegaryp » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:20 am

Stormwrath wrote:Frankly I do not care if the seat is up or down, as long as there isn't any piss on the seat.

It's all a matter of hygiene, yes.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby Libronyscien » Tue Jan 27, 2015 8:56 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Libronyscien wrote:Why not? They might evolve into macro civilizations.

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What is that from?
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:37 am

Libronyscien wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:
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What is that from?

That would be Gwar.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby Uawc » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:04 am

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:My husband puts it down for me, I put it up for him. That's how we like it and do it.


This is the way it should be. Equality. That's all I have to say on the subject.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:07 am

UAWC wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:My husband puts it down for me, I put it up for him. That's how we like it and do it.

This is the way it should be. Equality. That's all I have to say on the subject.

Another thread has already proven that you can make toilet use into a political topic, but the politician mentioned in that thread seems like a stereotypical cartoon villain.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby Ethel mermania » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:50 pm

Hurdegaryp wrote:
UAWC wrote:This is the way it should be. Equality. That's all I have to say on the subject.

Another thread has already proven that you can make toilet use into a political topic, but the politician mentioned in that thread seems like a stereotypical cartoon villain.

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Postby Southern Babylonia » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:57 pm

Last Christmas, I paid a brief visit to my dad's ex-wife and her two adoptive daughters. If I hadn't already known that no man lived there, it would've become clear when I discovered that the seat automatically went down whenever I tried to put it up, like a reverse Barney Stinson.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Wed Feb 04, 2015 2:11 pm

Southern Babylonia wrote:Last Christmas, I paid a brief visit to my dad's ex-wife and her two adoptive daughters. If I hadn't already known that no man lived there, it would've become clear when I discovered that the seat automatically went down whenever I tried to put it up, like a reverse Barney Stinson.

Was there a mechanism involved?
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby Ethel mermania » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:02 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Southern Babylonia wrote:Last Christmas, I paid a brief visit to my dad's ex-wife and her two adoptive daughters. If I hadn't already known that no man lived there, it would've become clear when I discovered that the seat automatically went down whenever I tried to put it up, like a reverse Barney Stinson.

Was there a mechanism involved?

Gravity.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:06 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:Was there a mechanism involved?

Gravity.

The force that binds us all together on this planet.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby Master Shake » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:10 am

I always put the seat down. Then my brother wakes up and showers the seat and ruins everything for the women in the house.
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Postby Waideland » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:12 am

I just had to go buy a new toilet brush earlier because my sister came by the other day, and threw mine away because it was "nasty". It's a damned toilet brush. It's not supposed to be sterile. That's why it has a container that hides it from view when it's not in use.

What's wrong with you women? :rofl:

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Postby Hurdegaryp » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:17 am

Waideland wrote:I just had to go buy a new toilet brush earlier because my sister came by the other day, and threw mine away because it was "nasty". It's a damned toilet brush. It's not supposed to be sterile. That's why it has a container that hides it from view when it's not in use.

What's wrong with you women? :rofl:

Chlorine is your friend. Also make sure to buy toilet brushes with black bristles.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby Purpelia » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:18 am

What I'd love to see is a toilet with no flush function, just a button. When you press the button the thing closes and the lid locks. Once locked the toilet flushes it self with high pressure scolding hot water and chemicals for 30 seconds. Once that is done, it shines a UV light to exterminate any and all remaining bacteria. Finally it sprays a whiff of perfume in to remove any stench. Only than would the toilet unlock for use.
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Postby Aahmerica » Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:00 am

I have to put the seat down.


Or else she stabs me.

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