Kim Jong Un, born into hard times?

[-Shie-]

Kim Jong Un is the youngest head of state in the world. He has so many enemies. There are people around him that think he can't fill his father's and grandfather's shoes. His situation reminds me of Alexander the Great and Phillip of Macedon. He's lived a life of luxury and was pushed into being in charge of millions, billions of people. Alexander the Great outdid his father by becoming an Emperor and taking over so much land. What about Kim? How can Kim prove himself to the world? Prove himself like Alexander? The North Korean military can't take out modern Persia (The West). Imagine a young man desperate to prove himself but he can't. Kim Jong Un lives in the shadow of Kim Il Sung, he knows he'll never be as his grandfather, the eternal president. It's why I think Sony was hacked.

Is Kim Jong Un stressed with the world on his back?

Is Kim Jong Un an Alexander the Great without the opportunity to be great?


Tell me.

[Basseemia]

He's a poor soul who can't poop or pee.

[Cu Math]

He's a petulant child with no redeeming leadership qualities

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

I'm going to piss myself, this is high-larious

[The Orson Empire]

I feel no remorse for totalitarian dictators who live it up like millionaires while their people starve to death.

[Basseemia]

I'm going to piss myself, this is high-larious

It's not funny. You're laughing at a poor man who has no butt hole and cannot pee or poop.

Check your privilege.

[Dracoria]

Does he even want to be Alexander the Great? Seems to me the latest Little Kim would be happy just ruling over North Korea until his heart attack, smirking down at his little playthings.

[Cu Math]

Kim Jong Un is the youngest head of state in the world. He has so many enemies. There are people around him that think he can't fill his father's and grandfather's shoes. His situation reminds me of Alexander the Great and Phillip of Macedon. He's lived a life of luxury and was pushed into being in charge of millions, billions of people. Alexander the Great outdid his father by becoming an Emperor and taking over so much land. What about Kim? How can Kim prove himself to the world? Prove himself like Alexander?

by not being anything like himself.

The North Korean military can't take out modern Persia (The West). Imagine a young man desperate to prove himself but he can't. Kim Jong Un lives in the shadow of Kim Il Sung, he knows he'll never be as his grandfather, the eternal president. It's why I think Sony was hacked.

or because Kim is an enormously big infant with a 90s rapper haircut.

Is Kim Jong Un stressed with the world on his back?

I think he's stressed from his own weight on his back

Is Kim Jong Un an Alexander the Great without the opportunity to be great?


Tell me.

he's an Alexander the great without the possibility of being great.

[Soselo]

I'm going to piss myself, this is high-larious

It's not funny. You're laughing at a poor man who has no butt hole and cannot pee or poop.

Check your privilege.

Perhaps he hates us because he anus.

[Aeken]

It's not funny. You're laughing at a poor man who has no butt hole and cannot pee or poop.

Check your privilege.

Perhaps he hates us because he anus.

Oh god

[Cu Math]

It's not funny. You're laughing at a poor man who has no butt hole and cannot pee or poop.

Check your privilege.

Perhaps he hates us because he anus.

What a shitty pun

[Arab Jamahiriyahs]

This thread is nothing but a place for rude hilarious things and stuff.......

[Conserative Morality]

Honestly? He was educated in the West. Either he's a piece of shit or he's not in charge and he knows it.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

It's not funny. You're laughing at a poor man who has no butt hole and cannot pee or poop.

Check your privilege.

Perhaps he hates us because he anus.

You tipped the scales, I am officially dead.

[Dracoria]

Honestly? He was educated in the West. Either he's a piece of shit or he's not in charge and he knows it.

Can't it be both?

[Arumdaum]

Kim Jong-un is like Alexander the Great in that he's a young head of state who obtained the position through hereditary means, but that's about it. There isn't much that Kim Jong-un can really do to challenge the West; he needs to focus on North Korea's internal problems. What he's probably most interested in is just staying in power.

[Basseemia]

It's not funny. You're laughing at a poor man who has no butt hole and cannot pee or poop.

Check your privilege.

Perhaps he hates us because he anus.

[Wisconsin9]

He's a spoiled little brat who deserves to be dragged into the street and beaten to death.

[Conserative Morality]

Honestly? He was educated in the West. Either he's a piece of shit or he's not in charge and he knows it.

Can't it be both?

Certainly, but I like to entertain the idea that people are usually good. It helps me sleep at night.

[The Nuclear Fist]

You just watched The Interview, didn't you?

[West Aurelia]

It's not funny. You're laughing at a poor man who has no butt hole and cannot pee or poop.

Check your privilege.

Perhaps he hates us because he anus.

Oh boy.

This thread should be renamed "Quotes from The Interview."

[The Risen Jaguar Warriors]

Kim Jong Un is the youngest head of state in the world. He has so many enemies. There are people around him that think he can't fill his father's and grandfather's shoes. His situation reminds me of Alexander the Great and Phillip of Macedon. He's lived a life of luxury and was pushed into being in charge of millions, billions of people. Alexander the Great outdid his father by becoming an Emperor and taking over so much land. What about Kim? How can Kim prove himself to the world? Prove himself like Alexander? The North Korean military can't take out modern Persia (The West). Imagine a young man desperate to prove himself but he can't. Kim Jong Un lives in the shadow of Kim Il Sung, he knows he'll never be as his grandfather, the eternal president. It's why I think Sony was hacked.

Is Kim Jong Un stressed with the world on his back?

Is Kim Jong Un an Alexander the Great without the opportunity to be great?


Tell me.

You tell US what you think OP... What's YOUR opinion?

[Republic of Coldwater]

Did you just quote Skylark with your title?

[Republic of Coldwater]

I think he's stressed from his own weight on his back

BURRRRNNNNN

[The Third Nova Terra of Scrin]

Why the heck will Kim Jong Un aspire to be like Alexander the Great?