What would you do if you were omnipotent?

[Conscentia]

I would use my powers to physically separate the US and Canada from the rest of the Americas and have a large ocean between them, creating a new continent called Laurasia.

Why the heck would you even do that?
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Nationalists do the craziest things.

[Benuty]

Inspire Egas Moniz to do better with the beginnings of psychosurgery by not inventing the lobotomy based off the mutilation of monkey's frontal lobes.

Honestly the guy could have made far more of an impact rather than pouring alcohol on the brain.

[Benuty]

Why the heck would you even do that?
[...]

Nationalists do the craziest things.

I propose they be born as someone from central america with all the memories of their past life in order to experience why wanting to restore 1924 level immigration restrictions in the US is a bad idea.

[Benuty]

I would use my powers to physically separate the US and Canada from the rest of the Americas and have a large ocean between them, creating a new continent called Laurasia.

Why the heck would you even do that?

As for the question: mindfuck all women with their willing participation and miraculously get them all pregnant with my offspring. Sorry boys but I gotta have primacy rights over the Earth's offspring.

Only if you can someone diversify the genetic bloodline enough to prevent inbreeding.

Also why do these women need to be lobotomized?

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Why the heck would you even do that?

As for the question: mindfuck all women with their willing participation and miraculously get them all pregnant with my offspring. Sorry boys but I gotta have primacy rights over the Earth's offspring.

Only if you can someone diversify the genetic bloodline enough to prevent inbreeding.

Also why do these women need to be lobotomized?

Not lobotomized. I mean I am omnipotent. I can mindfuck them without a lobotomy.

And I can do that as well, as long as I get to be the one who brags about getting all women in the planet pregnant.

[Benuty]

Only if you can someone diversify the genetic bloodline enough to prevent inbreeding.

Also why do these women need to be lobotomized?

Not lobotomized. I mean I am omnipotent. I can mindfuck them without a lobotomy.

And I can do that as well, as long as I get to be the one who brags about getting all women in the planet pregnant.

Wait, so an omnipotent being cannot physically have sex with them?

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[Drubenia]

You may call me your Emperor.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Not lobotomized. I mean I am omnipotent. I can mindfuck them without a lobotomy.

And I can do that as well, as long as I get to be the one who brags about getting all women in the planet pregnant.

Wait, so an omnipotent being cannot physically have sex with them?

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I could do that, if I was willing to give myself immortality and endless sexual appetite (which I wouldn't need to) and manipulate them so I have my personal global harem. Which I may or may not have been thinking after I posted that.

I'd rather go with making all of them pregnant at once though, including nuns, just so I can fuck with the Catholic church literally speaking

[Purpelia]

Oh I do hope that there are plenty of those. Because I would enjoy making their lives extra meaningful.

Boy you really do love that sadomasochism.

With great power comes great insanity.

[New Fraulasia]

If I were Omnipotent...
1. Become all of those other omni- words,
2. Create one Penrose triangle,
3. Create physical versions of every one of M.C. Escher's optical illusion paintings.
4. Carve my name into several nearby exoplanets
5. Make the pockets of my jacket bigger on the inside
6. Perform Ultimate Facepalms when mortals do weird things
7. Start righting society's wrongs (I have all eternity for this one)
8. Put racists and sexists through humiliating trials that show them the error of their ways.
9. Cause for many Tomato-in-the-Mirror moments
10. Break every law of physics, and tell physicists "It's okay to be scared."

[Dracoria]

Only if you can someone diversify the genetic bloodline enough to prevent inbreeding.

Also why do these women need to be lobotomized?

Not lobotomized. I mean I am omnipotent. I can mindfuck them without a lobotomy.

And I can do that as well, as long as I get to be the one who brags about getting all women in the planet pregnant.

Turn into a bull or swan or something and ravish them. I mean, if you're going to impregnate every female as a deity, do it right.

[Ancient Magmia]

Bring back my favorite musicians from the dead. Bob Marley, 2Pac, Duke Ellington, Charles Mingus...hellz yes.
There's probably a variety of miscellaneous shit that I would do.