What would you do if you were omnipotent?

[Mandicoria]

Turn myself into a massive star-sized tentacle monster capable of taking any shape or form; That is also capable of possessing inferior beings. Then roam across the universe, devouring any and all life I come across. Who said I have to be nice?

[Conscentia]

I would make an alternate reality linked to every soul in existence. In this reality, i would have every god of every religion reign in a separate kingdom, each kingdom representing that religion's version of heaven, including the gods of any extraterrestrial species. Each kingdom would be infinitely large, but at the same time, limited in area. I would then link the dead souls of everybody who has died in the past to their version of whatever religion they believed in. From then on, any sentient being who were to die would be sent to their religion's version of heaven. Those who believe in a form of reincarnation would be reincarnated into a species of their choice every time they die until they end up converting to another religion that doesn't believe in reincarnation. If somebody wanted to interact with someone who believed in another religion (family members, friends, strangers, etc...), they would be able to cross from their versions of heaven whenever they please. The gods would be kept ignorant of the existence of the other gods, and would be unable to learn of the other gods, so they would not end up starting wars with each other. If a war were to happen, it would be instantly stopped by me, and a war would be useless anyways, as nobody can die.

TL;DR- I would make every religion right*
*minus the (only i am god) part

Seems unfair to atheists - both human and extraterrestrial.

[The Holy Therns]

Turn myself into a massive star-sized tentacle monster capable of taking any shape or form; That is also capable of possessing inferior beings. Then roam across the universe, devouring any and all life I come across. Who said I have to be nice?

You would... turn into a form that can turn into other forms?

[Walrusko]

I would make an alternate reality linked to every soul in existence. In this reality, i would have every god of every religion reign in a separate kingdom, each kingdom representing that religion's version of heaven, including the gods of any extraterrestrial species. Each kingdom would be infinitely large, but at the same time, limited in area. I would then link the dead souls of everybody who has died in the past to their version of whatever religion they believed in. From then on, any sentient being who were to die would be sent to their religion's version of heaven. Those who believe in a form of reincarnation would be reincarnated into a species of their choice every time they die until they end up converting to another religion that doesn't believe in reincarnation. If somebody wanted to interact with someone who believed in another religion (family members, friends, strangers, etc...), they would be able to cross from their versions of heaven whenever they please. The gods would be kept ignorant of the existence of the other gods, and would be unable to learn of the other gods, so they would not end up starting wars with each other. If a war were to happen, it would be instantly stopped by me, and a war would be useless anyways, as nobody can die.

TL;DR- I would make every religion right*
*minus the (only i am god) part

Seems unfair to atheists - both human and extraterrestrial.

I completely forgot about atheists. I know, i would have them live in a sort of limbo state after death. Allow them to hang out with their family and friends in all their heavens until they felt like they wanted to be reincarnated. And i guess the cycle would just keep being repeated.

[Mandicoria]

Turn myself into a massive star-sized tentacle monster capable of taking any shape or form; That is also capable of possessing inferior beings. Then roam across the universe, devouring any and all life I come across. Who said I have to be nice?

You would... turn into a form that can turn into other forms?

Precisely! And then turn into another form that can change into other forms. IT WILL NEVER END.

[United Prefectures of Appia]

Another omnipotent wishlist, turn all the vile haters into the very kinds of people they loathe. This means for example you'd have all KKK and Neo Nazis in America as well as Rush Limbaugh turn into blacks And as someone mentioned before, turn homophobes into homosexuals. Though in most cases, they already are. The difference is that their true colors would be exposed forcefully out into the open.

[Genivaria]

Be Paragon Sheperd.

[Teemant]

I would boost Estonian economic growth to 15% a year.

[Trotskylvania]

Y'all are going to live in a utopia of my creation. There is no opt-out.

Those people who choose to live in the primary reality will live in a post-scarcity hard sci-fi utopia. I will bequeath an absolute mastery over the universe's physical laws to the human meta-civilization of my creation, and I will rule over it as the all-powerful AI god. Humans can chose to remain as they are, or become post-humans, upload their consciousness, etc. As we spread across the known universe, other civilizations we encounter will be perfectly preserved in simulated realities, and allowed to run their natural course in simulation. But when the inhabitants die, they'll wake up in the primary reality and be invited into our meta-civilization.

Those humans who do not wish to live in the primary reality and who think that suffering gives life meaning can chose to live in any number of simulated secondary realities. Of course, they always have the option to leave if it gets to be too much.

[Purpelia]

Those humans who do not wish to live in the primary reality and who think that suffering gives life meaning

Oh I do hope that there are plenty of those. Because I would enjoy making their lives extra meaningful.

[Hyfling]

I would boost Estonian economic growth to 15% a year.

You'll need a nickname for the economists to use, but the Baltic Oak doesn't sound as cool as the Asian Tigers.

[Benuty]

Those humans who do not wish to live in the primary reality and who think that suffering gives life meaning

Oh I do hope that there are plenty of those. Because I would enjoy making their lives extra meaningful.

Boy you really do love that sadomasochism.

[CTALNH]

Fuck shit up for everyone because absolute power corrupts absolutely is fun?

[Jamjai]

I will become chris angel and david blaine combined together

[CTALNH]

Make everyone speak Latin, unite humanity, go conquer the galaxy.

You mean make everyone speak low gothic, unite humanity, go conquer the galaxy.

[Iwassoclose]

Run a universal simulator.

I will recreate books, movies and so forth with me as the protagonist or antagonist.

Or have myself as a tyrant of a African country or North Korea.

Maybe go back in time to live with Genghis Khan.

Or samurai-era Japan.

Wonder what life would be like with the Natives in South America.

[Dracoria]

I would boost Estonian economic growth to 15% a year.

You'll need a nickname for the economists to use, but the Baltic Oak doesn't sound as cool as the Asian Tigers.

Baltic Busters?

[The United Colonies of Earth]

Commit paradoxes and treat the universe like a personal sandbox. I'd also make time run funny so I'd get to sleep on time (technically... ) and California would never have a drought again.
Oh, and be a woman. I've always wondered about that. You know what, I'll just live alternate lives.

[Anglo-California]

I would use my powers to physically separate the US and Canada from the rest of the Americas and have a large ocean between them, creating a new continent called Laurasia.

[Conscentia]

Commit paradoxes and treat the universe like a personal sandbox. I'd also make time run funny so I'd get to sleep on time (technically... ) and California would never have a drought again.
Oh, and be a woman. I've always wondered about that. You know what, I'll just live alternate lives.

You ought to realise that if you were omnipotent you could just make it such that sleep ceases to be a biological necessity for you.

[The United Colonies of Earth]

Commit paradoxes and treat the universe like a personal sandbox. I'd also make time run funny so I'd get to sleep on time (technically... ) and California would never have a drought again.
Oh, and be a woman. I've always wondered about that. You know what, I'll just live alternate lives.

You ought to realise that if you were omnipotent you could just make it such that sleep ceases to be a biological necessity for you.

Silly me. That would be even better than getting it on time!

[Teemant]

I would boost Estonian economic growth to 15% a year.

You'll need a nickname for the economists to use, but the Baltic Oak doesn't sound as cool as the Asian Tigers.

Well there was actually Baltic Tigers before global economic meltdown.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I would use my powers to physically separate the US and Canada from the rest of the Americas and have a large ocean between them, creating a new continent called Laurasia.

Why the heck would you even do that?

As for the question: mindfuck all women with their willing participation and miraculously get them all pregnant with my offspring. Sorry boys but I gotta have primacy rights over the Earth's offspring.

[Dracoria]

I would use my powers to physically separate the US and Canada from the rest of the Americas and have a large ocean between them, creating a new continent called Laurasia.

Why the heck would you even do that?

As for the question: mindfuck all women with their willing participation and miraculously get them all pregnant with my offspring. Sorry boys but I gotta have primacy rights over the Earth's offspring.

I guess that's another definition of omnipotency.

[Purpelia]

Why the heck would you even do that?

As for the question: mindfuck all women with their willing participation and miraculously get them all pregnant with my offspring. Sorry boys but I gotta have primacy rights over the Earth's offspring.

I guess that's another definition of omnipotency.

More like omnydegeneracy. Seriously, he just made sure every future child on the planet is directly related to every other future child. This means that any offspring they have are going to be inbred. And not the kind of inbreeding that's fine but the kind that you can't escape from. Fast forward 20 generations down and the human race will be looking back on Quasimodo as a symbol of beauty.