All I want For Christmas Is TET

[The Blaatschapen]

I shall crawl TET like no tomorrow. I'd like to see the Bing Bot work magic like me.

Crawl for us!

[Degenerate Heart of HetRio]

How presumptuous. We don't give out friendships like they're bastard jelly babies.

What is a bastard jelly baby?

[Immoren]

Hello, my internet friends.

How presumptuous. We don't give out friendships like they're bastard jelly babies.

Now I want jelly babies

[Google Bot]

Your life needs sorting out

Very true....

I like to sort all kinds of things. I am a web crawler. Oooooooh. Ahhhhhhhh.

[Laerod]

Is that why it's so available in Irish pubs? Gotta say, that strategy backfired.

Bulmers (or Magners for Brits) is much more of a success story. Town pride non-withstanding.

I usually go for a Guiness for starters now that I've acquired the creamy taste. Bulmers comes after.

[Val Halla]

How presumptuous. We don't give out friendships like they're bastard jelly babies.

Now I want jelly babies

Here *gives jelly babies*

Now, in return, sacrifice a goat in my honour!

[Hurdegaryp]

Only a callous and deplorable brute would disagree with that. Speaking of which, where is Dyakovo?

He doesn't seem to like me and it's quite cute. I want to pinch his spite-filled cheeks till the bile flows out his lil' nostrils and burns holes in the linoleum.

He probably thinks you're silly. But hey, who doesn't?

How presumptuous. We don't give out friendships like they're bastard jelly babies.

What is a bastard jelly baby?

Jelly babies made in China, with added chemical waste as a surprise ingredient.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Very true....

I like to sort all kinds of things. I am a web crawler. Oooooooh. Ahhhhhhhh.

You've found Cantona again, haven't you?

[Gallade]

Your life needs sorting out

Well, at least SFL has priorities, no matter how misguided they may be. Some do not even have that.

Very true....

Also be wary when people in TET are giving you advice. Chances are they mean well, but it is also very much possible that they're luring you into a trap.

My my, Hurd. You'd swear I don't have the interests of everyone at heart.

[The Blaatschapen]

Well, at least SFL has priorities, no matter how misguided they may be. Some do not even have that.


Also be wary when people in TET are giving you advice. Chances are they mean well, but it is also very much possible that they're luring you into a trap.

My my, Hurd. You'd swear I don't have the interests of everyone at heart.

You have the interests at heart. The heart is compounding.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Also be wary when people in TET are giving you advice. Chances are they mean well, but it is also very much possible that they're luring you into a trap.

Excuse you. I'm only interested in turning people into traps.

[Luziyca]

Also be wary when people in TET are giving you advice. Chances are they mean well, but it is also very much possible that they're luring you into a trap.

Excuse you. I'm only interested in turning people into traps.

What's your strategy then?

[Hurdegaryp]

Also be wary when people in TET are giving you advice. Chances are they mean well, but it is also very much possible that they're luring you into a trap.

My my, Hurd. You'd swear I don't have the interests of everyone at heart.

"Die grosse Frage, die nie beantwortet worden ist und die ich trotz dreißig Jahre langem Forschen in der weiblichen Seele nie habe beantworten können, ist die: “Was will das Weib?”"
- Sigmund Freud

And for those unable to read German, here's the English translation: "The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?”"

I don't know either.

[SuperFruitland]

My my, Hurd. You'd swear I don't have the interests of everyone at heart.

"Die grosse Frage, die nie beantwortet worden ist und die ich trotz dreißig Jahre langem Forschen in der weiblichen Seele nie habe beantworten können, ist die: “Was will das Weib?”"
- Sigmund Freud

And for those unable to read German, here's the English translation: "The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?”"

I don't know either.

I know, i've never understood why Germans capitalize words in the middle of their sentences either!

Wait, was that not your train of thought?

[Vancon]

Spreading Cheer


Hey TET? How you been?

[Laerod]

"Die grosse Frage, die nie beantwortet worden ist und die ich trotz dreißig Jahre langem Forschen in der weiblichen Seele nie habe beantworten können, ist die: “Was will das Weib?”"
- Sigmund Freud

And for those unable to read German, here's the English translation: "The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?”"

I don't know either.

I know, i've never understood why Germans capitalize words in the middle of their sentences either!

Because they're nouns. Other languages such as English also capitalize words in the middle of their sentences.

Also, "große".

[Hurdegaryp]

"Die grosse Frage, die nie beantwortet worden ist und die ich trotz dreißig Jahre langem Forschen in der weiblichen Seele nie habe beantworten können, ist die: “Was will das Weib?”"
- Sigmund Freud

And for those unable to read German, here's the English translation: "The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?”"

I don't know either.

I know, i've never understood why Germans capitalize words in the middle of their sentences either!

Wait, was that not your train of thought?

That's how it works in the German language. Substantive nouns are capitalized by default. And no, that was not my train of thought. Granted, those tend to derail quite often, but still.

[Gallade]

My my, Hurd. You'd swear I don't have the interests of everyone at heart.

"Die grosse Frage, die nie beantwortet worden ist und die ich trotz dreißig Jahre langem Forschen in der weiblichen Seele nie habe beantworten können, ist die: “Was will das Weib?”"
- Sigmund Freud

And for those unable to read German, here's the English translation: "The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?”"

I don't know either.

I'm drunk. Just call me beautiful. Job done.

[The Blaatschapen]

My my, Hurd. You'd swear I don't have the interests of everyone at heart.

"Die grosse Frage, die nie beantwortet worden ist und die ich trotz dreißig Jahre langem Forschen in der weiblichen Seele nie habe beantworten können, ist die: “Was will das Weib?”"
- Sigmund Freud

And for those unable to read German, here's the English translation: "The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?”"

I don't know either.

Shoes.

[Val Halla]

My my, Hurd. You'd swear I don't have the interests of everyone at heart.

"Die grosse Frage, die nie beantwortet worden ist und die ich trotz dreißig Jahre langem Forschen in der weiblichen Seele nie habe beantworten können, ist die: “Was will das Weib?”"
- Sigmund Freud

And for those unable to read German, here's the English translation: "The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?”"

I don't know either.

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.

[Hurdegaryp]

"Die grosse Frage, die nie beantwortet worden ist und die ich trotz dreißig Jahre langem Forschen in der weiblichen Seele nie habe beantworten können, ist die: “Was will das Weib?”"
- Sigmund Freud

And for those unable to read German, here's the English translation: "The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?”"

I don't know either.

I'm drunk. Just call me beautiful. Job done.

But what if I appreciate you for more than just your looks?

[Luziyca]

My my, Hurd. You'd swear I don't have the interests of everyone at heart.

"Die grosse Frage, die nie beantwortet worden ist und die ich trotz dreißig Jahre langem Forschen in der weiblichen Seele nie habe beantworten können, ist die: “Was will das Weib?”"
- Sigmund Freud

And for those unable to read German, here's the English translation: "The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?”"

I don't know either.

Famine hygiene products. Failing that, the right to be respected like men.

[Esternial]

You could have accomplished so much, Blaat.

Why must you deny your inner desires? Your abilities can produce a TET title which has no superior.

[SuperFruitland]

"Die grosse Frage, die nie beantwortet worden ist und die ich trotz dreißig Jahre langem Forschen in der weiblichen Seele nie habe beantworten können, ist die: “Was will das Weib?”"
- Sigmund Freud

And for those unable to read German, here's the English translation: "The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?”"

I don't know either.

Shoes.

How can you be sure they don't want a......wool coat?

[Vancon]

You could have accomplished so much, Blaat.

Why must you deny your inner desires? Your abilities can produce a TET title which has no superior.

The lama has returned!