All I want For Christmas Is TET

[Steamtopia]

I'm pretty sure that breaks a few of God's laws. No sex before marriage or something.

Well, the Christian law also says no lying but I've lied.

About not having sex? Yes. Good job.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

Problem is I can hold a bullet.

Nothing.

I can hold an artillery round. What are you, some kind of weakling?

I'm a meatbag, you meatbag.

[Steamtopia]

I can hold an artillery round. What are you, some kind of weakling?

I'm a meatbag, you meatbag.

I'm made of metal, meatbag.

[Kannap]

Too weak.
But please, tell me what this gumbo soup is all about.


What about "everything" did you not understand?

Reporting you to the coppers.

"Hello, officers, a man I talked to on the internet is raping American civil war corpses in his free time"

[DesAnges]

Penalty shootouts are ridiculously exciting, why does anyone want to do away with them?

Because they suck. It's a team game not one on one.

When the teams can't be separated after two hours of play, why shouldn't the individuals duke it out?

Although the early MLS equivalent was at least an interesting prospect.

[Steamtopia]

Reporting you to the coppers.

"Hello, officers, a man I talked to on the internet is raping American civil war corpses in his free time"

You're next.

"Hello, priests. A girl I talked to on the internet had sex before marriage. Then she lied about it."

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

I'm a meatbag, you meatbag.

I'm made of metal, meatbag.

Then you might want to go to the electric company and actually be use of us, or start transforming you metalbag.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

Reporting you to the coppers.

"Hello, officers, a man I talked to on the internet is raping American civil war corpses in his free time"

Well, that all depends on how many crevices and openings the corpses have.

[Kannap]

"Hello, officers, a man I talked to on the internet is raping American civil war corpses in his free time"

You're next.

"Hello, priests. A girl I talked to on the internet had sex before marriage. Then she lied about it."

The lack of proof is something they will not be impressed about.

[Steamtopia]

I'm made of metal, meatbag.

Then you might want to go to the electric company and actually be use of us, or start transforming you metalbag.

You're not the boss of me, I do what I want.

[Hurdegaryp]

Then you might want to go to the electric company and actually be use of us, or start transforming you metalbag.

You're not the boss of me, I do what I want.

Go do it elsewhere, then.

[Veceria]

Too weak.
But please, tell me what this gumbo soup is all about.

It has Louisiana sausage, pieces of chicken, okra, other vegetables, in a tomato-based broth, served with rice. I also have homemade bread, though it's a bit salty and not terribly soft (making it good to put with soup).

Sounds good enuff.

Reporting you to the coppers.

"Hello, officers, a man I talked to on the internet is raping American civil war corpses in his free time"

Illegally imported ones, even.

Anyways, gonna have to put the pussy to bed. Nighty-night, meatshields!

[DesAnges]

Reporting you to the coppers.

"Hello, officers, a man I talked to on the internet is raping American civil war corpses in his free time"

What the fuck is up with you all tonight? Has someone been giving out LSAs?

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

Then you might want to go to the electric company and actually be use of us, or start transforming you metalbag.

You're not the boss of me, I do what I want.

Then go do...

Goddamnit Hurdegaryp. I was supposed to have the wit.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

Anyways, gonna have to put the pussy to bed. Nighty-night, meatshields!

That is, if you have it.

[The Princes of the Universe]

It has Louisiana sausage, pieces of chicken, okra, other vegetables, in a tomato-based broth, served with rice. I also have homemade bread, though it's a bit salty and not terribly soft (making it good to put with soup).

Sounds good enuff.

Oh, it is.
Aww, you're leaving.

What the fuck is up with you all tonight? Has someone been giving out LSAs?

Whuzzat?

[The Emerald Dawn]

Anyways, gonna have to put the pussy to bed. Nighty-night, meatshields!

That is, if you have it.

The Pie is a Lie.

[Veceria]

Anyways, gonna have to put the pussy to bed. Nighty-night, meatshields!

That is, if you have it.

There are several pics of my pussy on facebook you unbeliever.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

That is, if you have it.

There are several pics of my pussy on facebook you unbeliever.

I thought you were male.

[Veceria]

There are several pics of my pussy on facebook you unbeliever.

I thought you were male.

I am. My pussy as well.

[DesAnges]

What the fuck is up with you all tonight? Has someone been giving out LSAs?

Whuzzat?

Similar to LSD. Just legal.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

I thought you were male.

I am. My pussy as well.

Then you lack the pussy.

Now go find the pussy.

[Veceria]

I am. My pussy as well.

Then you lack the pussy.

Now go find the pussy.

Sits right next to me.

Night folks and folklores.

[Kannap]

I am. My pussy as well.

Then you lack the pussy.

Now go find the pussy.

Give me a head start to hide it.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

Then you lack the pussy.

Now go find the pussy.

Sits right next to me.

Night folks and folklores.

Good.

<insert very horrible joke>

Night.