All I want For Christmas Is TET

[Kannap]

Does that mean you are donating your legs Dya?

No, yours.

My legs are too feminine for any male.

[Steamtopia]

Douché.

How rude.

[Kannap]

Or something directly down the middle. Think inside the box for once, guys.

There's no box.

Everything is box. You are a box. Obama is a box. Welcome to the box.

[Steamtopia]

There's no box.

Then where am I storing my spoon?

Mind. Blown.

Your spoon is too big.

[The Emerald Dawn]

No, yours.

My legs are too feminine for any male.

I'd still happily engage with your legs.

[Dyakovo]

*clears you to start running*

While I intend to die, being beaten to death by my PCP is not how I intend to go. Trying to run on my misaligned, malformed, asymmetrical stumps would be just about the most retarded thing possible for me to try.

I still grant you permission to do so.
*nods*

[Steamtopia]

There's no box.

Everything is box. You are a box. Obama is a box. Welcome to the box.

You're not the boss of me. Don't tell me to be a box.

[Hurdegaryp]

Or something left. Hoho.

The Syncretist Church of Saint Bastard.

People usually just call me Hurdy, since they dare not think of anything that could even be worse.

[Steamtopia]

No, yours.

My legs are too feminine for any male.

You underestimate how desperate males are for female parts.

[Veceria]

Or something directly down the middle. Think inside the box for once, guys.

There's no box.

That's Snake said. And see, it worked!

Douché.

How rude.

No u.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Then where am I storing my spoon?
Mind. Blown.

Your spoon is too big.

Ohh myy.

[Steamtopia]

That's Snake said. And see, it worked!

I am Snake.

No u.

I'm not rude.

[Steamtopia]

Your spoon is too big.

Ohh myy.

Quiet, you don't understand the reference.

[Veceria]

Then where am I storing my spoon?

Mind. Blown.

Your spoon is too big.

Lewd.

That's Snake said. And see, it worked!

I am Snake.

No u.

I'm not rude.

I am weasel.

[Lordieth]

Then where am I storing my spoon?

Mind. Blown.

Your spoon is too big.

So I've been told. I enjoy my cereal.

[Lordieth]

Your spoon is too big.

Lewd.

I am Snake.


I'm not rude.

I am weasel.

I are reference.

[Steamtopia]

Your spoon is too big.

Lewd.

I am Snake.


I'm not rude.

I am weasel.

I. R. Baboon.

[Kannap]

My legs are too feminine for any male.

You underestimate how desperate males are for female parts.

[Ethel mermania]

My legs are too feminine for any male.

You underestimate how desperate males are for female parts.

Sometimes it's better to rent than own

[Steamtopia]

Your spoon is too big.

So I've been told. I enjoy my cereal.

Share it with me. Milk included, please.

[Steamtopia]

You underestimate how desperate males are for female parts.

Translation, please.

[Hurdegaryp]

My legs are too feminine for any male.

I'd still happily engage with your legs.

It appears that TED is a dog.

[Steamtopia]

You underestimate how desperate males are for female parts.

Sometimes it's better to rent than own

Only over the short-term if it's badly constructed.

[Steamtopia]

I'd still happily engage with your legs.

It appears that TED is a dog.

Aren't we all dogs, at heart?

[The Emerald Dawn]

I'd still happily engage with your legs.

It appears that TED is a dog.

An unfortunately hairless one, apparently.

But yes, I freely admit my admiration and attraction to legs.