All I want For Christmas Is TET

[Second Blazing]

wait, vanilla dr pepper?

it's fucking sex in a cup

That might be good with rum.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Because my boss generally doesn't approve of me bringing in a bag of apples but he's fine with me bringing in my juice jug??? Also my boss banned me from getting tea from the store???

Just because your boss tells you something doesn't mean you have to do it. My boss has told me, and everyone else I work with for that matter, that there's no smoking on job sites, or in company vans, and that you can only smoke on your breaks, and that there's no leaving on your break. Guess how many people listen.

um well i'm banned from getting tea at the store and I prefer to not be fired because he's serious about it, so I'll just keep bringing in my coffees, sodas, and juices. As long as it's not water.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

it's fucking sex in a cup

That might be good with rum.

guarantee it.

[Sau Beiu]

wait, vanilla dr pepper?

it's fucking sex in a cup

It's a bit more like a romantically charged mugging.

[Scomagia]

Well duh, but fruit juices still have a lot of sugar with generally little other nutrition. My philosophy with juice is thus: If I have a craving for fruit juice, why not just eat the damn fruit? That way I get the tasty sugars, fiber, and whatever other nutrients my chosen fruit has in it.

Because my boss generally doesn't approve of me bringing in a bag of apples but he's fine with me bringing in my juice jug??? Also my boss banned me from getting tea from the store???

Banned you from getting tea?

[Second Blazing]

Just because your boss tells you something doesn't mean you have to do it. My boss has told me, and everyone else I work with for that matter, that there's no smoking on job sites, or in company vans, and that you can only smoke on your breaks, and that there's no leaving on your break. Guess how many people listen.

um well i'm banned from getting tea at the store and I prefer to not be fired because he's serious about it, so I'll just keep bringing in my coffees, sodas, and juices. As long as it's not water.

What did you do?

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Because my boss generally doesn't approve of me bringing in a bag of apples but he's fine with me bringing in my juice jug??? Also my boss banned me from getting tea from the store???

Banned you from getting tea?

If we don't bring in our own drinks, we can only have tea or water. I have been banned from getting tea or water from the store for the rest of the month.

[Scomagia]

Banned you from getting tea?

If we don't bring in our own drinks, we can only have tea or water. I have been banned from getting tea or water from the store for the rest of the month.

Did you drink all the tea or something? And why not brew your own tea at home and then bring it in?

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

um well i'm banned from getting tea at the store and I prefer to not be fired because he's serious about it, so I'll just keep bringing in my coffees, sodas, and juices. As long as it's not water.

What did you do?

I came into work an hour and a half before we opened, made 60 pizzas and delivered them, then worked another 8 1/2 hours on my off day.
So in my eagerness to get the fuck out and go snuggle up with my boyfriend, I forgot to put my cup in the sink.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

If we don't bring in our own drinks, we can only have tea or water. I have been banned from getting tea or water from the store for the rest of the month.

Did you drink all the tea or something? And why not brew your own tea at home and then bring it in?

That would require way too much effort when I could just buy a soda/juice????

[Scomagia]

What did you do?

I came into work an hour and a half before we opened, made 60 pizzas and delivered them, then worked another 8 1/2 hours on my off day.
So in my eagerness to get the fuck out and go snuggle up with my boyfriend, I forgot to put my cup in the sink.

What the actual fuck? Your boss needs a mushroom stamp. Talk about overreacting.

[Scomagia]

Did you drink all the tea or something? And why not brew your own tea at home and then bring it in?

That would require way too much effort when I could just buy a soda/juice????

I was just trying to be helpful. You sounded like you were wanting to be more healthy in your beverages, so I thought I'd offer a suggestion.

[Zakuvia]

Did you drink all the tea or something? And why not brew your own tea at home and then bring it in?

That would require way too much effort when I could just buy a soda/juice????

That might be a passive-aggressive move to tell you he thinks you're lazy?

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

I came into work an hour and a half before we opened, made 60 pizzas and delivered them, then worked another 8 1/2 hours on my off day.
So in my eagerness to get the fuck out and go snuggle up with my boyfriend, I forgot to put my cup in the sink.

What the actual fuck? Your boss needs a mushroom stamp. Talk about overreacting.

It's policy. If you leave your cup on the counter after you leave you don't get tea or water.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

That would require way too much effort when I could just buy a soda/juice????

That might be a passive-aggressive move to tell you he thinks you're lazy?

?????????? no????????

[Scomagia]

That would require way too much effort when I could just buy a soda/juice????

That might be a passive-aggressive move to tell you he thinks you're lazy?

Not at all.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

That would require way too much effort when I could just buy a soda/juice????

I was just trying to be helpful. You sounded like you were wanting to be more healthy in your beverages, so I thought I'd offer a suggestion.

oh I'm from Georgia. There's nothing healthy about our tea lol.

[Second Blazing]

What did you do?

I came into work an hour and a half before we opened, made 60 pizzas and delivered them, then worked another 8 1/2 hours on my off day.
So in my eagerness to get the fuck out and go snuggle up with my boyfriend, I forgot to put my cup in the sink.

I'm confused. You're banned from from getting tea from the store you work at or a store nearby?

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

I came into work an hour and a half before we opened, made 60 pizzas and delivered them, then worked another 8 1/2 hours on my off day.
So in my eagerness to get the fuck out and go snuggle up with my boyfriend, I forgot to put my cup in the sink.

I'm confused. You're banned from from getting tea from the store you work at or a store nearby?

The store that I work at.

[Scomagia]

What the actual fuck? Your boss needs a mushroom stamp. Talk about overreacting.

It's policy. If you leave your cup on the counter after you leave you don't get tea or water.

That's a bullshit policy.

[Scomagia]

I was just trying to be helpful. You sounded like you were wanting to be more healthy in your beverages, so I thought I'd offer a suggestion.

oh I'm from Georgia. There's nothing healthy about our tea lol.

I see. Do you know what actual tea even tastes like?

[Anglo-California]

I was just trying to be helpful. You sounded like you were wanting to be more healthy in your beverages, so I thought I'd offer a suggestion.

oh I'm from Georgia. There's nothing healthy about our tea lol.

You are a fake Georgian. All Georgians love sweet tea, molasses, rocking chairs, Spanish Moss, and fried chicken.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

oh I'm from Georgia. There's nothing healthy about our tea lol.

You are a fake Georgian. All Georgians love sweet tea, molasses, rocking chairs, Spanish Moss, and fried chicken.

Wut?

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

oh I'm from Georgia. There's nothing healthy about our tea lol.

I see. Do you know what actual tea even tastes like?

Yes. Then I load it down with sugar and cackle as my diabeetus sets in.

oh I'm from Georgia. There's nothing healthy about our tea lol.

You are a fake Georgian. All Georgians love sweet tea, molasses, rocking chairs, Spanish Moss, and fried chicken.

I like sweet tea... And fried soy/mycoprotein "chicken"...

[Second Blazing]

I see. Do you know what actual tea even tastes like?

Yes. Then I load it down with sugar and cackle as my diabeetus sets in.

You are a fake Georgian. All Georgians love sweet tea, molasses, rocking chairs, Spanish Moss, and fried chicken.

I like sweet tea... And fried soy/mycoprotein "chicken"...

The later sounds like an abomination.