What is the one thing you'd change in history?

[Lydenburg]

I would simply murder the first Hominid

So we never reproduce and multiply as a species.

Therefore, your ancestors were never born.

Therefore, YOU were never born.

Therefore, you never traveled back in time and killed the first hominid.

So we DID reproduce and multiply as a species.

Therefore, your ancestors WERE born.

Therefore, YOU were born.

Therefore, you traveled back in time and killed the first hominid.

Ad infinitum.

[Benuty]

I would simply murder the first Hominid

So we never reproduce and multiply as a species.

Therefore, your ancestors were never born.

Therefore, YOU were never born.

Therefore, you never traveled back in time and killed the first hominid.

So we DID reproduce and multiply as a species.

Therefore, your ancestors WERE born.

Therefore, YOU were born.

Therefore, you traveled back in time and killed the first hominid.

Ad infinitum.

Except in the parallel universe in which they decided not to .

[MERIZoC]

Show the guys who developed agriculture that they had it better off already.

And therefore prevent the dawn of the modern world; modern medicine, communications, travelling, etc.

Yaaay to being stillborn or dying at a young age for many!

Yaaay to the prosperity of the natural world!

[Second Blazing]

And therefore prevent the dawn of the modern world; modern medicine, communications, travelling, etc.

Yaaay to being stillborn or dying at a young age for many!

Yaaay to the prosperity of the natural world!

And hurray for a short, cruel, painful life.

[Saint-Thor]

I'd warn the Incas about the Spanish newcomers.

I would politely ask Hitler to stop being evil.

Just convince them to let him into art school.

Exactly!

[MERIZoC]

Yaaay to the prosperity of the natural world!

And hurray for a short, cruel, painful life.

Eh, who cares? You wouldn't know the difference.

[Mesrane]

Tough. But I think I might stop Scotland from forming a union with England in 1707.

[Napkiraly]

And hurray for a short, cruel, painful life.

Eh, who cares? You wouldn't know the difference.

Mhm, I care. Considering I'd have died without modern medical practices before I even was out of the womb. And I care considering we no longer have such shitty things like smallpox about. And I like how we are now able to learn about the universe and our world in depth.

[Napkiraly]

And therefore prevent the dawn of the modern world; modern medicine, communications, travelling, etc.

Yaaay to being stillborn or dying at a young age for many!

Don't worry I shall take care of the primitivist.

Save us, Ben-Uti, you're our only hope!

[Maurepas]

I'd bring back Pitch Black Mountain Dew.

[Sunarctica]

I would simply murder the first Hominid

So we never reproduce and multiply as a species.

Therefore, your ancestors were never born.

Therefore, YOU were never born.

Therefore, you never traveled back in time and killed the first hominid.

So we DID reproduce and multiply as a species.

Therefore, your ancestors WERE born.

Therefore, YOU were born.

Therefore, you traveled back in time and killed the first hominid.

Ad infinitum.

Or, I would fade out of existence, we already screwed up the world enough with capitalism and war

[Second Blazing]

Tough. But I think I might stop Scotland from forming a union with England in 1707.

I'd stop the release of Braveheart and this whole Scottish Independence would never exist.

[MERIZoC]

Eh, who cares? You wouldn't know the difference.

Mhm, I care. Considering I'd have died without modern medical practices before I even was out of the womb. And I care considering we no longer have such shitty things like smallpox about. And I like how we are now able to learn about the universe and our world in depth.

Smallpox and other infectious diseases were only a problem after humans adopted agriculture.

[Benuty]

And therefore prevent the dawn of the modern world; modern medicine, communications, travelling, etc.

Yaaay to being stillborn or dying at a young age for many!

Yaaay to the prosperity of the natural world!

Really...how exactly does one cause a fallacy to prosper?

[Benuty]

And hurray for a short, cruel, painful life.

Eh, who cares? You wouldn't know the difference.

Someone from somewhere else most certainly would.

[MERIZoC]

Yaaay to the prosperity of the natural world!

Really...how exactly does one cause a fallacy to prosper?

Nature is a fallacy? Good luck proving that.

[Benuty]

Really...how exactly does one cause a fallacy to prosper?

Nature is a fallacy? Good luck proving that.

It seemed you were appealing to nature by claiming the natural world is far better.

Just because it is natural, does not mean it is correctly logical.

[Napkiraly]

Mhm, I care. Considering I'd have died without modern medical practices before I even was out of the womb. And I care considering we no longer have such shitty things like smallpox about. And I like how we are now able to learn about the universe and our world in depth.

Smallpox and other infectious diseases were only a problem after humans adopted agriculture.

Yes because people never caught nor died from diseases before hand.

[United Marxist Nations]

Smallpox and other infectious diseases were only a problem after humans adopted agriculture.

Yes because people never caught nor died from diseases before hand.

And let's not forget those (including my mother) who would die because the Caesarian Section would never be created.

[Benuty]

Yes because people never caught nor died from diseases before hand.

And let's not forget those (including my mother) who would die because the Caesarian Section would never be created.

Unless you are the fabled man not born of woman destined to slay the great Tyrant.

[Tyrandel]

I'd make Eugene V. Debs win the 1912 US Presidential Election.

[United Marxist Nations]

And let's not forget those (including my mother) who would die because the Caesarian Section would never be created.

Unless you are the fabled man not born of woman destined to slay the great Tyrant.

No, my older brother had to be C-sectioned; I was born just fine.

[Zathganastan]

I'd go back in time to right before I left to destroy whatever it was that allowed me to travel back to begin with and see if it creates a time paradox.

[Anarkhist Kyrylashka]

Give the Makhnovists better weaponry to not fall to the RSFSR in the Ukrainian Revolution.

[Donut section]

I would change christianity from becoming the roman state religion. Have the empire accept all religions and punish perpetrators of religious violence.