Insult this Person

[Neo Kervoskia]

Imagine a person that represents everything you dislike (A fictional personal, like an imaginary friend except it's an imaginary jerk). Insult that fictional character.

[Rolling Dead]

Your a dick and I hate you. Your brother is hot though.

[Skallvia]

Well, this was my first thought:


And...Idk...he has guns

[The Sapian Empire]

BURN IN **** YOU ******* *******, SON OF A ****, **** FACED, **** MASTERED, ****** *******, *** LICKING, **** SUCKING, *** **** *****!..........................

[Erastide]

I'm not sure this is the brightest idea... although if it stays PG-13 it could be amusing.

[Jello Biafra]

You can eat the corn out of my shit.

[Heaven Hieghts]

You *BLEEP* SUCKING *BLEEP*LICKING *bLEEP* TWSITiNG *bLEEP* HUMPING FUcK!!!!!

[Brutland and Norden]

I think I must insult you, but lucky you I'm just too nice to do that.

[Intestinal fluids]

and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him strait in the eye and tell him: what a cheap, lyiny, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey crap he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

[The Shifting Mist]

To you, who have sat so complacently by, parasitically feeding off of others, off of everything that is good and just in the world, I ask a simple question…

Was it worth it?

Looking at the world you have created, or rather, destroyed…

Was it worth it?

Finally feeling the natural and inevitable consequences of your actions…

Was it worth it?

Facing the void of eternal oblivion, the weight of the power of those you have scorned, the forces of justice and good all concentrated onto the very fiber of being…

Was it worth it?

Well, I don’t really care if you think it was worth it, because I tire of your presence, no, your very existence. You, who are but a miniscule stain on this world…

Prepare to…go to happy fun land! YAY!

(I thought it prudent to censor myself. Death threats, even imaginary ones against imaginary people, seem unwise things to make, even just for kicks)

[Kryozerkia]

I do not foresee this ending well.