The Union of Tentacles and Grapes wrote:In all cases where a desk is used as a weapon, the human body may without modification of use of tool be used as an equivalently or more effective weapon. Since desks aren't making anything more dangerous, their removal constitutes an undue burden.
I'll make myself explicit then:
Objects which have inherent weaponized intent, as well as objects made to resemble or mimic them, are not acceptable on school grounds.
All such objects cause disruptions of the school environment and are capable of no benefit on school grounds. Their banning from school grounds does not constitute any burdens for anyone without religious attachment to such items. Such a religious attachment is irrelevant to the disruption caused, and is not a concern of the school. No exceptions will be made.
The danger posed by an easily concealable weapon of lethal capability is cause for maximum strictness in the application of a ban in order to preserve safety on school grounds.
Better?
a) I still have no idea where you're getting this, chairs around here at least are seven pound constructs of plastic and steel that would do a lot more damage to someone than my hand. But fine, whatever -
b) We'll have to agree to disagree on the poor Sikh kid.




We also have ones that are sort of the same style, but the chair and desk parts are separate. Maybe UoTaG lives in a place where the furniture is made of straw? 

