What is your ideal romantic partner?

[Alexanda]

My issue is, however, children.
Many men want to have children soon after marriage.

Children ain't in your plans?

Oh yes, of course they are, but not until I have asserted my position.

[Stormwind-City]

Again, diseases are really easy to avoid, and also to test for.

Your preoccupation with looser genitals shows you know nothing of female anatomy. Also, even if that bullshit (which it is) were true (which it isn't), wouldn't the person you marry eventually have "loose genitals" if you and your wife have an active sex life?

And again, chances of infidelity don't increase. Chances of infidelity are at possibly their highest if people have only had one partner (you) and thus are forever wondering what sex is like with other people.

You're not being rational, you're repeating tired old misogynist, sex-negative bullshit.

The two finger test is legally admissible by law

Where.

[Mavorpen]

If all men were like this I'd be scared for any daughters I might have in the future.

Not having kids so I don't have to expose them to shitty people like that guy.

(Actually not having kids because ew gross but whatever)

We should start a club. *nods*

[Calimera II]

You just made it a whole lot worse. Just stop. There's so many things wrong with this statement that I can't even bring myself the energy to reply to all of them.

If all men were like this I'd be scared for any daughters I might have in the future.

Well.. you wouldn't know who your daughter is since you would find it acceptable to have a relationship with a whore..

[Senyosu]

Female

Blonde Hair

Blue Eyes

Slightly paler than me

Fit (I don't like thick women and big boobs/ass. They sag and make my dick look small).

Has a sense of rhythm and good musical taste. Or just taste in general.

Likes knowing the truth and has random intellectual obsessions.

Smart and gives me shit to keep me from being a pretentious asshole like I normally am.

Reminds me to stop being a whining jackass when I am being a whining jackass and who inspires me to be a better person.

And finally, someone who has moved past the slutty stage in life and onto looking for an intellectual and emotional friendship and romance.

I did not notice that until you underlined it.

brb dying of laghter

[Basseemia]

If all men were like this I'd be scared for any daughters I might have in the future.

Well.. you wouldn't know who your daughter is since you would find it acceptable to have a relationship with a whore..

This is such a stupid thing to say.

[Basseemia]

Not having kids so I don't have to expose them to shitty people like that guy.

(Actually not having kids because ew gross but whatever)

We should start a club. *nods*

I totally agree

[The High Lords]

Gender of partner: Female

Asethetic traits
-White, maybe other races, if I think they're cute.
-Either tan (like Italians) or white, no spray-tan sh*t
-Brown or red hair... Curls are a bonus, if its especially curly, naturally, that's great.
-Any color eyes
-Thin, "long" nose... Idk why, its just that way.
-Smile that I just fall in love with.
-Average size women, I'm not particularly picky about that.
Apparel
-Wears whatever footwear, tall boots are sexy though.
-Whatever shirt/pants/jeans/skirt they want, but I'd keep the yoga pants to a minimum... I mean, really.
-If she wears scarves or turtlenecks or sweaters during winter, i find that extremely attractive
Personality/Interests
-Shy, but excellent friend once you get to know them
-Funny bone - laughs even at the 100th pun someone makes
-Very intelligent and intellectual
-Has a TOLERANCE for football... She doesn't have to like it, just put up with it four days a week during football season. And the jerseys I wear. And the crap I put up around my house. And my friends. And... well, let's hope she likes it.
-Loves gaming (not a deal breaker)
-Loves music (deal breaker)
-Loves writing (big deal breaker)
-Loves reading (TOTALLY A GIANT F__KING DEAL BREAKER)
-Loves drawing (not a deal breaker, but I love drawings)

[Flaxxony]

Female

Blonde Hair

Blue Eyes

Slightly paler than me

Fit (I don't like thick women and big boobs/ass. They sag and make my dick look small).

Has a sense of rhythm and good musical taste. Or just taste in general.

Likes knowing the truth and has random intellectual obsessions.

Smart and gives me shit to keep me from being a pretentious asshole like I normally am.

Reminds me to stop being a whining jackass when I am being a whining jackass and who inspires me to be a better person.

And finally, someone who has moved past the slutty stage in life and onto looking for an intellectual and emotional friendship and romance.

I swear it's true! And statistically I am "over-endowed" but an enormous ass will never fail to make you look like you should have 2 more inches of girth!

[Calimera II]

Well.. you wouldn't know who your daughter is since you would find it acceptable to have a relationship with a whore..

This is such a stupid thing to say.

It was a fucking joke. Get over it or cry me a river. Your choice.

[New England and The Maritimes]

I get so frustrated sometimes. I just want someone reasonably cute, a little chubby, who likes the same music and politics and wears the same kinda clothes I do, who I can trust to support my feelings, to care about me and think about me as often as I think about them, and who wants the same kinds of affection I do. It makes me feel like crying most days.

[Othelos]

Children ain't in your plans?

Oh yes, of course they are, but not until I have asserted my position.

what do you mean by that?

[Calimera II]

I get so frustrated sometimes. I just want someone reasonably cute, a little chubby, who likes the same music and politics and wears the same kinda clothes I do, who I can trust to support my feelings, to care about me and think about me as often as I think about them, and who wants the same kinds of affection I do. It makes me feel like crying most days.

Sure you will find someone like that one day ^^

[Basseemia]

This is such a stupid thing to say.

It was a fucking joke. Get over it or cry me a river. Your choice.

No I know it was a joke and I don't mean that it was stupid in that "Aww I'm offended boohoo" kind of way, I mean it really was not funny. It was lame and dumb. And when I cry you that river, I'll drown myself in it so I don't have to listen to the nonsense that comes from you.

[Manisdog]

Yes you have to pay up in some form or another, you need to buy her affections

I don't see how.

Consider this you need to the girl out for a date,women are picky and would not go to any random restaurant, a minimum of a 4 star restaurant would be required ( Dinner for two: 4000Rs)

You than would have to buy her gifts, ( jewelry and misc gift minimum = Rs 15,000)

You then have to take her shopping ( Trip at the mall = 5000Rs)

When you would want get intimate, a hotel room would cost (Rs8000)

It would take you 522 usd to get laid

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Well.. you wouldn't know who your daughter is since you would find it acceptable to have a relationship with a whore..

This is such a stupid thing to say.

The emoticon at the end means he's not serious.

I just don't know how to reply to that, it disarmed me from cajoling

[Hurdegaryp]

A younger Margaret Thatcher.

Fair's fair, she didn't look too bad in her youth. A strong woman, too. It's just that I'm more the raging anarcho-punk type when push comes to shove, which pretty much makes me the natural enemy of any Tory.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I don't see how.

Consider this you need to the girl out for a date,women are picky and would not go to any random restaurant, a minimum of a 4 star restaurant would be required ( Dinner for two: 4000Rs)

You than would have to buy her gifts, ( jewelry and misc gift minimum = Rs 15,000)

You then have to take her shopping ( Trip at the mall = 5000Rs)

When you would want get intimate, a hotel room would cost (Rs8000)

It would take you 522 usd to get laid

I've gotten laid for less than that.

[New England and The Maritimes]

I get so frustrated sometimes. I just want someone reasonably cute, a little chubby, who likes the same music and politics and wears the same kinda clothes I do, who I can trust to support my feelings, to care about me and think about me as often as I think about them, and who wants the same kinds of affection I do. It makes me feel like crying most days.

Sure you will find someone like that one day ^^

I find them everywhere but we never talk and nothing ever happens. I'm thinking I'm stuck forever by myself.

[Calimera II]

It was a fucking joke. Get over it or cry me a river. Your choice.

No I know it was a joke and I don't mean that it was stupid in that "Aww I'm offended boohoo" kind of way, I mean it really was not funny. It was lame and dumb. And when I cry you that river, I'll drown myself in it so I don't have to listen to the nonsense that comes from you.

Drowning yourself is your choice. Your are exaggerating.. a lot.

[The Blaatschapen]

I don't see how.

Consider this you need to the girl out for a date,women are picky and would not go to any random restaurant, a minimum of a 4 star restaurant would be required ( Dinner for two: 4000Rs)

You than would have to buy her gifts, ( jewelry and misc gift minimum = Rs 15,000)

You then have to take her shopping ( Trip at the mall = 5000Rs)

When you would want get intimate, a hotel room would cost (Rs8000)

It would take you 522 usd to get laid

*blinks*

That's wow.

My costs would be 2 beers.

Both for me. I need some Dutch courage

[Basseemia]

I don't see how.

Consider this you need to the girl out for a date,women are picky and would not go to any random restaurant, a minimum of a 4 star restaurant would be required ( Dinner for two: 4000Rs)

You than would have to buy her gifts, ( jewelry and misc gift minimum = Rs 15,000)

You then have to take her shopping ( Trip at the mall = 5000Rs)

When you would want get intimate, a hotel room would cost (Rs8000)

It would take you 522 usd to get laid

Are you kidding me? Are you really saying that you absolutely have to do all of that for a girl to get laid? You are calling every girl a gold digger.

[Calimera II]

This is such a stupid thing to say.

The emoticon at the end means he's not serious.

I just don't know how to reply to that, it disarmed me from cajoling

Well, at least you understood that it was a joke.

[Manisdog]

Consider this you need to the girl out for a date,women are picky and would not go to any random restaurant, a minimum of a 4 star restaurant would be required ( Dinner for two: 4000Rs)

You than would have to buy her gifts, ( jewelry and misc gift minimum = Rs 15,000)

You then have to take her shopping ( Trip at the mall = 5000Rs)

When you would want get intimate, a hotel room would cost (Rs8000)

It would take you 522 usd to get laid

I've gotten laid for less than that.

Well I just got laid once and this what it cost me, but you see even you had to pay to get laid, sex is by virtue is prostitution

[Alexanda]

Children ain't in your plans?

Oh yes, of course they are, but not until I have asserted my position.

Once that has been completed, I can have children.