What is your ideal romantic partner?

[Spoder]

I can't imagine a worst pickup line:

"Hey baby, do you want to go back to my apartment so I can flay you alive and have bloody, meaty sex together?"

If it's the ideal...

I do have a problem with that word. Ideal. Sounds unattainable. Perhaps preferences.

I have an issue with it as well.

It is directly "idealizing".

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I can't imagine a worst pickup line:

"Hey baby, do you want to go back to my apartment so I can flay you alive and have bloody, meaty sex together?"

If it's the ideal...

I do have a problem with that word. Ideal. Sounds unattainable. Perhaps preferences.

Ideal is unattainable by nature.

I wouldn't like to have the "ideal" wife by any means... It sounds too perfect.

And if I have learned anything is that if it sounds too good to be true it probably is.

[T Roosevelt]

Agreed.

Tell that to my father when he tries to beat me

Last time I almost broke his wrist, the bastard

But he's only a bastard when he's like that

OTHERWISE HE's great :3

You strike your father back? My father would have sent me to a military school.

[Myrobia]

I believe he means with a cane or other corporal punishment device.

He's right about that, my ideal wife would leave discipline to me.

depends, the boy gets disciplined by the father, the girl disciplined buy by the mother is my view on it.

[Spoder]

If it's the ideal...

I do have a problem with that word. Ideal. Sounds unattainable. Perhaps preferences.

Ideal is unattainable by nature.

I wouldn't like to have the "ideal" wife by any means... It sounds too perfect.

And if I have learned anything is that if it sounds too good to be true it probably is.

I hate the notion of an ideal person.

It is impossible, and it would be boring to have a perfect companion.

[The Flood]

What does 'canned' mean, in this context?

hit with a cane on the bum

How hard?

[Myrobia]

Tell that to my father when he tries to beat me

Last time I almost broke his wrist, the bastard

But he's only a bastard when he's like that

OTHERWISE HE's great :3

You strike your father back? My father would have sent me to a military school.

Mine would have broke me in two (He was a marine and is a fireman)

[Firsthome]

If it's the ideal...

I do have a problem with that word. Ideal. Sounds unattainable. Perhaps preferences.

Ideal is unattainable by nature.

I wouldn't like to have the "ideal" wife by any means... It sounds too perfect.

And if I have learned anything is that if it sounds too good to be true it probably is.

Flaws are what make love, love

(Ignore me as I can't even ask a girl who I talked with for two hours straight to a dance)

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

If it's the ideal...

I do have a problem with that word. Ideal. Sounds unattainable. Perhaps preferences.

I have an issue with it as well.

It is directly "idealizing".

We have a tendency to seek ideals. Threlizdun said something in another thread that beautifully explains why we shouldn't go for ideals. If I can find it, I'll post it.

[Manisdog]

hit with a cane on the bum

How hard?

just about enough

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Ideal is unattainable by nature.

I wouldn't like to have the "ideal" wife by any means... It sounds too perfect.

And if I have learned anything is that if it sounds too good to be true it probably is.

I hate the notion of an ideal person.

It is impossible, and it would be boring to have a perfect companion.

Is it odd that I find the idea of arguing (not like NSG where I get pissed, but more like mockingly arguing) and wrestling with my partner a major turn on?

[Spoder]

I have an issue with it as well.

It is directly "idealizing".

We have a tendency to seek ideals. Threlizdun said something in another thread that beautifully explains why we shouldn't go for ideals. If I can find it, I'll post it.

I hate it.

I hate it with my gut.

I don't even want to talk about how much I hate it because of how much I hate it.

[Firsthome]

You strike your father back? My father would have sent me to a military school.

Mine would have broke me in two (He was a marine and is a fireman)

My dad is a overweight, 51 year old, testosterone deprived, balding, it techperson

[Soldati Senza Confini]

hit with a cane on the bum

How hard?

Dude, really, you're asking how hard with a CANE on the butt.

We should already know that a cane is a no-no.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

If it's the ideal...

I do have a problem with that word. Ideal. Sounds unattainable. Perhaps preferences.

Ideal is unattainable by nature.

I wouldn't like to have the "ideal" wife by any means... It sounds too perfect.

And if I have learned anything is that if it sounds too good to be true it probably is.

Oh my, you're too correct.

But we've all been guilty of that.

[The Flood]

If it's the ideal...
I do have a problem with that word. Ideal. Sounds unattainable. Perhaps preferences.

Ideal is unattainable by nature.
I wouldn't like to have the "ideal" wife by any means... It sounds too perfect.
And if I have learned anything is that if it sounds too good to be true it probably is.

Why would you not want your ideal?

If I could have all my ideals in life, I would definitely want that. Life can't be too perfect.

[The Risen Jaguar Warriors]

ok back to the topic,

Children below the age of lets say 16, if they are found doing such things

they must be canned

So... you put them in the kangaroo meat-mincer and turn them into dog food...???

[Myrobia]

Well that's enough comments for me, GN everyone.

[Spoder]

I hate the notion of an ideal person.

It is impossible, and it would be boring to have a perfect companion.

Is it odd that I find the idea of arguing (not like NSG where I get pissed, but more like mockingly arguing) and wrestling with my partner a major turn on?

No.

I wouldn't mind.

I want to have fun with my partner. I don't want a boring, stable life.

[Firsthome]

How hard?

Dude, really, you're asking how hard with a CANE on the butt.

We should already know that a cane is a no-no.

Cane equals I take my hatchet out, canned food, can opener, 3 coats, and run

[Zaldakki]

We need to get back on topic.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

We have a tendency to seek ideals. Threlizdun said something in another thread that beautifully explains why we shouldn't go for ideals. If I can find it, I'll post it.

I hate it.

I hate it with my gut.

I don't even want to talk about how much I hate it because of how much I hate it.

Here's the post: viewtopic.php?p=22282823#p22282823, on the ideal of finding "true" love.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Ideal is unattainable by nature.

I wouldn't like to have the "ideal" wife by any means... It sounds too perfect.

And if I have learned anything is that if it sounds too good to be true it probably is.

Oh my, you're too correct.

But we've all been guilty of that.

Too guilty

[T Roosevelt]

He's right about that, my ideal wife would leave discipline to me.

depends, the boy gets disciplined by the father, the girl disciplined buy the mother is my view on it.

I think that's sexist, also an inconvenience for my wife. There's something dysfunctional about a mother using corporal punishment, it's contrary to my common-sense expectations because there's no clear authority or nurturer when both parents are using the belt.

[T Roosevelt]

Mine would have broke me in two (He was a marine and is a fireman)

My dad is a overweight, 51 year old, testosterone deprived, balding, it techperson

That's the problem here. Has that affected your ideal romantic goals?