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Jason Garnett Treated For 17-hour Erection

Postby Timsvill » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:49 am

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/0 ... weird-news
Jason Garnett will always remember last Friday.

Garnett, 23, woke up that morning with an erection that refused to go down. In fact, Garnett's penis stood at rapt attention for more than 17 hours, the Northern Echo newspaper reports.

At first, Garnett wasn't worried much about it, and went to his job at a hotel in Harrogate, U.K.

But around lunchtime he became concerned. When taking an ice bath and going for a jog didn't alter the situation, he realized something was up.

Eight hours after waking up, Garnett told his roommate about his problem.

“You should have seen the look on his face when I told him what was wrong,” Garnett told The Sun. “He was in hysterics at first, but then he realized how serious the situation was.”

Garnett was taken to a hospital and was diagnosed with priapism, a rare condition where erections do not subside. It is not caused by sexual desire or stimulation, but, untreated, it can permanently damage the penis, News.com.au reports.

Doctors had to drain two pints of blood from his penis to reduce the pressure on his organ, HuffPost UK reports. When that didn’t work, they were forced to inject him with 24 rounds of medication before things settled down.

“Seeing them stab my penis with a needle was a horrible experience, like something out of a horror film," Garnett told the Sun. "The pain was 10 out of 10.”

He said it's completely normal now "apart from the fact that it looks like it's been through a war," according to UPI.com.

17 hours of wood! My god!
So NSG, what do you guys think of this woody story?
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:50 am

Your puns aren't even bad enough to be funny for being bad. Hang your head in shame.

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Postby Shnercropolis » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:53 am

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

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Postby Timsvill » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:55 am

Ifreann wrote:Your puns aren't even bad enough to be funny for being bad. Hang your head in shame.

Im sorry.
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Postby Risottia » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:57 am

My compliments to the medical staff who had to prick his rod.
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Postby Gauthier » Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:58 am

And then life will troll him later in life by giving him problems getting an erection when he meets someone he thinks is hot.
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Postby Luziyca » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:01 am

So what are we supposed to discuss?
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Postby Benuty » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:02 am

Luziyca wrote:So what are we supposed to discuss?

Nancy grace.
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Luziyca wrote:So what are we supposed to discuss?

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Postby Gauthier » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:03 am

Benuty wrote:
Luziyca wrote:So what are we supposed to discuss?

Nancy grace.


They could have used Nancy Grace to treat the priapism much quicker than 24 rounds of medication.
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Postby Benuty » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:04 am

Gauthier wrote:
Benuty wrote:Nancy grace.


They could have used Nancy Grace to treat the priapism much quicker than 24 rounds of medication.

Given like she is going all in like an attention whore once that tape got released.
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:12 am

Luziyca wrote:So what are we supposed to discuss?

It's a dick joke competition.

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Postby The Nihilistic view » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:19 am

:rofl:

I wonder if a few porn directors might be giving him a call! Could even make it into a parody of 127 hours.
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Postby DnalweN acilbupeR » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:24 am

OP said wrote: When taking an ice bath and going for a jog didn't alter the situation, he realized something was up.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

this made my day, and I laughed more than I should have

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before things settled down.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"The pain was 10 out of 10."


Someone's kinky.
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Postby Ironbarrow » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:26 am

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Postby Free Ride » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:28 am

Ifreann wrote:
Luziyca wrote:So what are we supposed to discuss?

It's a dick joke competition.

It's so dirty.
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Postby Gigaverse » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:31 am

Gee, that must have been painful. :?
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Postby Ashmoria » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:39 am

theres a reason why the tv ads tell you to go to the ER if your erection lasts more than 4 hours.
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Postby Tekania » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:00 am

It's nice to see he stood up to the situation and got a handle on it. One must remember one must not remain rigid against seeking help. And it's sad to see the flaccid disregard shown by his roomate initially over his precarious situation. Those members of our lives should show more import.
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Postby Ratateague » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:30 am

I was petrified upon reading this story. Seriously, though, this is every man's nightmare. No one wants a maple syrup tap in their trunk.
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Postby Distruzio » Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:01 am

That sounds painful.
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Postby Timsvill » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:17 pm

Luziyca wrote:So what are we supposed to discuss?

About this. Oh and about dick jokes. I guess.
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Postby Lemanrussland » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:20 pm

Not a laughing matter. It's dangerous, because the blood can get ischemic and clot, which can cause some serious damage.

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Postby Timsvill » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:21 pm

Lemanrussland wrote:Not a laughing matter. It's dangerous, because the blood can get ischemic and clot, which can cause some serious damage.

Well then
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:34 pm

Timsvill wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/06/jason-garnett-erection_n_5941172.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Jason Garnett will always remember last Friday.

Garnett, 23, woke up that morning with an erection that refused to go down. In fact, Garnett's penis stood at rapt attention for more than 17 hours, the Northern Echo newspaper reports.

At first, Garnett wasn't worried much about it, and went to his job at a hotel in Harrogate, U.K.

But around lunchtime he became concerned. When taking an ice bath and going for a jog didn't alter the situation, he realized something was up.

Eight hours after waking up, Garnett told his roommate about his problem.

“You should have seen the look on his face when I told him what was wrong,” Garnett told The Sun. “He was in hysterics at first, but then he realized how serious the situation was.”

Garnett was taken to a hospital and was diagnosed with priapism, a rare condition where erections do not subside. It is not caused by sexual desire or stimulation, but, untreated, it can permanently damage the penis, News.com.au reports.

Doctors had to drain two pints of blood from his penis to reduce the pressure on his organ, HuffPost UK reports. When that didn’t work, they were forced to inject him with 24 rounds of medication before things settled down.

“Seeing them stab my penis with a needle was a horrible experience, like something out of a horror film," Garnett told the Sun. "The pain was 10 out of 10.”

He said it's completely normal now "apart from the fact that it looks like it's been through a war," according to UPI.com.

17 hours of wood! My god!
So NSG, what do you guys think of this woody story?


this seems kind of inappropriate somehow

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