-

[Wisconsin9]

Source?

So There was, it was a coma, but the extent of the medical technology they have couldn't forsee that.

http://www.dcclothesline.com/2014/09/26/real-life-zombies-dead-ebola-victims-come-back-life-liberia-even-possible/

This whole thing is actually just an elaborate charade by Max Barry, the opening moves in the NS Zombie Apocalypse 2014.

[-Ebola-]

So now Ebola's got people thinking zombies exist?

What's next? Is Ebola going to prove that 9/11 was a 'hoax'?

No, 9/11 was real.

[United States Kingdom]

So now Ebola's got people thinking zombies exist?

What's next? Is Ebola going to prove that 9/11 was a 'hoax'?

No, 9/11 was real.

I am surprised that an African would make a nation about Ebola as a joke.

Secondly, http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morn ... -republic/

[-Ebola-]

No, 9/11 was real.

I am surprised that an African would make a nation about Ebola as a joke.

The sig is part of the joke. Ebola is African and asexual.

Secondly, http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morn ... -republic/

Sometimes airplanes and jokes don't mix well. I've heard stories of things like that happening with bomb jokes as well.

[Geilinor]

No, 9/11 was real.

Secondly, http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morn ... -republic/

Jokes help people deal with fear.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Poorly executed joke. I could have done better.

[Vekalse]

Poorly executed joke. I could have done better.

On what part? Or was this even for me?

[United States Kingdom]

Secondly, http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morn ... -republic/

Jokes help people deal with fear.

Okay. Maybe I should start making jokes about white people and pseudoscience or perhaps I should joke about 9/11 or the Genocide commited against Jews? Maybe even start making jokes about Malaria and how terrorism is justified

[Torisakia]

So now Ebola's got people thinking zombies exist?

What's next? Is Ebola going to prove that 9/11 was a 'hoax'?

No, 9/11 was real.

I see some here are lacking sarcasm detectors.

Jokes help people deal with fear.

Okay. Maybe I should start making jokes about white people and pseudoscience or perhaps I should joke about 9/11 or the Genocide commited against Jews? Maybe even start making jokes about Malaria and how terrorism is justified

Okay, just as long as it isn't about Ebola.

[United States Kingdom]

No, 9/11 was real.

I see some here are lacking sarcasm detectors.

Okay. Maybe I should start making jokes about white people and pseudoscience or perhaps I should joke about 9/11 or the Genocide commited against Jews? Maybe even start making jokes about Malaria and how terrorism is justified

Okay, just as long as it isn't about Ebola.

I wonder if the Ebola outbreak occurred in America, you would be making shitty jokes like this.

[Sun Wukong]

I see some here are lacking sarcasm detectors.


Okay, just as long as it isn't about Ebola.

I wonder if the Ebola outbreak occurred in America, you would be making shitty jokes like this.

Almost certainly.

[-Ebola-]

Jokes help people deal with fear.

Okay. Maybe I should start making jokes about white people and pseudoscience or perhaps I should joke about 9/11 or the Genocide commited against Jews? Maybe even start making jokes about Malaria and how terrorism is justified

People do joke about those things. Some of the jokes work better than others, and there are some that you should save for when it is just you and your friends and not when you are on an airplane.

[-Ebola-]

No, 9/11 was real.

I see some here are lacking sarcasm detectors.

Well, you asked what I was going to do next...

It is true, though. We viruses are very bad at detecting sarcasm.

[Ebola in America]

I see some here are lacking sarcasm detectors.


Okay, just as long as it isn't about Ebola.

I wonder if the Ebola outbreak occurred in America, you would be making shitty jokes like this.

Ebola is in America, it was in Dallas, now its in that prick reporter in the Midwest, soon I'll move to mexico and cross the Border! Just watch Gringo.

[United States Kingdom]

I wonder if the Ebola outbreak occurred in America, you would be making shitty jokes like this.

Ebola is in America, it was in Dallas, now its in that prick reporter in the Midwest, soon I'll move to mexico and cross the Border! Just watch Gringo.

I actually thought that it was a matter of time that another nation would be created about America

[Scomagia]

I see some here are lacking sarcasm detectors.


Okay, just as long as it isn't about Ebola.

I wonder if the Ebola outbreak occurred in America, you would be making shitty jokes like this.

If the Ebola "outbreak" occurred in America, I imagine that I and other reasonable people would continue to have the same attitude towards it, whether that means making jokes or simply treating it for what it is, an overblown issue.

[Ebola in America]

I wonder if the Ebola outbreak occurred in America, you would be making shitty jokes like this.

If the Ebola "outbreak" occurred in America, I imagine that I and other reasonable people would continue to have the same attitude towards it, whether that means making jokes or simply treating it for what it is, an overblown issue.

An overblown issue that the WHO is considering a threat, even to doctors treating patients in developed countries with the right equipment? And one that the CDC deemed worthy of setting up airport checkpoints for? (Sure the checkpoints are half assed and virtually useless, but still!)

[Torisakia]

I see some here are lacking sarcasm detectors.


Okay, just as long as it isn't about Ebola.

I wonder if the Ebola outbreak occurred in America, you would be making shitty jokes like this.

I would, actually. I'm a follower of the "Everything is funny as long as it doesn't happen to me" motif.

[Alouite]

I wonder if the Ebola outbreak occurred in America, you would be making shitty jokes like this.

I would, actually. I'm a follower of the "Everything is funny as long as it doesn't happen to me" motif.

Ah, a quasi-NIMBY huh? I don't like quasi-NIMBYs.

[Scomagia]

If the Ebola "outbreak" occurred in America, I imagine that I and other reasonable people would continue to have the same attitude towards it, whether that means making jokes or simply treating it for what it is, an overblown issue.

An overblown issue that the WHO is considering a threat, even to doctors treating patients in developed countries with the right equipment? And one that the CDC deemed worthy of setting up airport checkpoints for? (Sure the checkpoints are half assed and virtually useless, but still!)

Globally, it is an overblown issue. For those African nations where it is actually occurring, it's a serious issue. Do you see the difference, son? The WHO is treating it as a threat, yes, because it is a threat to the nations where people are becoming infected. The CDC, being an American agency, is overreacting. That's what America does best.

[Geilinor]

If the Ebola "outbreak" occurred in America, I imagine that I and other reasonable people would continue to have the same attitude towards it, whether that means making jokes or simply treating it for what it is, an overblown issue.

An overblown issue that the WHO is considering a threat, even to doctors treating patients in developed countries with the right equipment? And one that the CDC deemed worthy of setting up airport checkpoints for? (Sure the checkpoints are half assed and virtually useless, but still!)

The death of over 3000 is a threat for countries that don't have a strong government, but in developed countries it will never spread like that.

[Grand Britannia]

I see some here are lacking sarcasm detectors.


Okay, just as long as it isn't about Ebola.

I wonder if the Ebola outbreak occurred in America, you would be making shitty jokes like this.

Have you looked up 9/11 on Google? Of course people would.

[Alouite]

An overblown issue that the WHO is considering a threat, even to doctors treating patients in developed countries with the right equipment? And one that the CDC deemed worthy of setting up airport checkpoints for? (Sure the checkpoints are half assed and virtually useless, but still!)

Globally, it is an overblown issue. For those African nations where it is actually occurring, it's a serious issue. Do you see the difference, son? The WHO is treating it as a threat, yes, because it is a threat to the nations where people are becoming infected. The CDC, being an American agency, is overreacting. That's what America does best.

You are not my father, do not call me son. WHO said that it is a threat to the developed world and the undeveloped world.

[-Ebola-]

Ebola is in America, it was in Dallas, now its in that prick reporter in the Midwest, soon I'll move to mexico and cross the Border! Just watch Gringo.

I actually thought that it was a matter of time that another nation would be created about America

Did you mean another nation about Ebola?

Nations about America have been very common on NS for a long time, and you have one yourself.

The name "Ebola" was actually taken a long time ago. I think I tried to use it 4 years ago (when I first discovered NS) and it was already reserved because someone else had used it before that. That's why I had to add dashes.

An overblown issue that the WHO is considering a threat, even to doctors treating patients in developed countries with the right equipment? And one that the CDC deemed worthy of setting up airport checkpoints for? (Sure the checkpoints are half assed and virtually useless, but still!)

Globally, it is an overblown issue. For those African nations where it is actually occurring, it's a serious issue. Do you see the difference, son? The WHO is treating it as a threat, yes, because it is a threat to the nations where people are becoming infected. The CDC, being an American agency, is overreacting. That's what America does best.

There would still be jokes because that is something that people do, but it would scare people a lot worse to have it happening close to home.

Globally, it is an overblown issue. For those African nations where it is actually occurring, it's a serious issue. Do you see the difference, son? The WHO is treating it as a threat, yes, because it is a threat to the nations where people are becoming infected. The CDC, being an American agency, is overreacting. That's what America does best.

You are not my father, do not call me son. WHO said that it is a threat to the developed world and the undeveloped world.

I guess we know whose puppet Ebola in America is...

[United States Kingdom]

I actually thought that it was a matter of time that another nation would be created about America

Did you mean another nation about Ebola?

Nations about America have been very common on NS for a long time, and you have one yourself.

The name "Ebola" was actually taken a long time ago. I think I tried to use it 4 years ago (when I first discovered NS) and it was already reserved because someone else had used it before that. That's why I had to add dashes.

Globally, it is an overblown issue. For those African nations where it is actually occurring, it's a serious issue. Do you see the difference, son? The WHO is treating it as a threat, yes, because it is a threat to the nations where people are becoming infected. The CDC, being an American agency, is overreacting. That's what America does best.

There would still be jokes because that is something that people do, but it would scare people a lot worse to have it happening close to home.

You are not my father, do not call me son. WHO said that it is a threat to the developed world and the undeveloped world.

I guess we know whose puppet Ebola in America is...

Yes I meant other nation about Ebola.