Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ

[The Tribe of Judah]

My original comment was in response to LG suggesting that a Prophet was chosen. And it was meant mainly in jest. I presumed in questioning my comment you were following on from the original statement.

That's fine, but you responded to my post.

I responded to Lunatic Goofballs talking about recruiting a prophet and suggesting Bill Goldberg.

Edit: It might also be helpful to recruit a 'prophet'. You know, someone to say that God told Him that a new temple in Miami is what He wants the Jews to build. I recommend former pro wrestler, Bill Goldberg. Who is going to call him a liar to his face?

Would be a better claimant than Jesus Christ I suppose.

Then you asked me why.

Would be a better claimant than Jesus Christ I suppose.

Why? Jesus was a jew.

And then I explained why I believe Jesus was a false prophet/messiah.

[Ethel mermania]

That's fine, but you responded to my post.

I responded to Lunatic Goofballs talking about recruiting a prophet and suggesting Bill Goldberg.

Would be a better claimant than Jesus Christ I suppose.

Then you asked me why.

Why? Jesus was a jew.

And then I explained why I believe Jesus was a false prophet/messiah.

Ah, now I get it. Thanks

But I disagree. Jesus tried to effect change to the Jewish practices of the time. He preached to jews. His lack of messiahNess doesn't change the fact he was a Jewish preacher, he wasn't talking to romans.

[Benuty]

I responded to Lunatic Goofballs talking about recruiting a prophet and suggesting Bill Goldberg.


Then you asked me why.



And then I explained why I believe Jesus was a false prophet/messiah.

Ah, now I get it. Thanks

But I disagree. Jesus tried to effect change to the Jewish practices of the time. He preached to jews.

Given there are two sides to Jesus historical, and legendary. It is hard to tell if in fact they did anything at all.

[Vazdaria]

So what's up with linen tallits? Something about different tzitzits?

[Lleu llaw Gyffes]

Jesus didn't construct the Third Temple, didn't bring the Jews back to Israel and didn't bring an end to suffering - oh and the messiah will not have superpowers. At least Bill Goldberg has Jewish ancestry, was born to human parents and doesn't have any superpowers.

Jesus didn't construct the Third Temple,
He didn't need to. Herod built the Second Temple and it was still there.

didn't bring the Jews back to Israel
He didn't need to. Jews were already living in Israel.

End suffering and NOT have superpowers? OK, Jesus failed. Likewise, parthenogenesis means Jesus failed on blood-line of David.

Where does this NO superpowers rule come from?

Messiah builds the Next Temple. In real life, rebuilding the Temple would mean Har Megiddo. To rebuild the Temple is simple. To survive the backlash from Islamic terrorists needs superpowers.

[Benuty]

Jesus didn't construct the Third Temple, didn't bring the Jews back to Israel and didn't bring an end to suffering - oh and the messiah will not have superpowers. At least Bill Goldberg has Jewish ancestry, was born to human parents and doesn't have any superpowers.

Jesus didn't construct the Third Temple,
He didn't need to. Herod built the Second Temple and it was still there.

didn't bring the Jews back to Israel
He didn't need to. Jews were already living in Israel.

End suffering and NOT have superpowers? OK, Jesus failed. Likewise, parthenogenesis means Jesus failed on blood-line of David.

Where does this NO superpowers rule come from?

Messiah builds the Next Temple. In real life, rebuilding the Temple would mean Har Megiddo. To rebuild the Temple is simple. To survive the backlash from Islamic terrorists needs superpowers.

Not all of the Jews were in Israel, being the point.

[Lleu llaw Gyffes]

Jesus didn't construct the Third Temple,
He didn't need to. Herod built the Second Temple and it was still there.

didn't bring the Jews back to Israel
He didn't need to. Jews were already living in Israel.

End suffering and NOT have superpowers? OK, Jesus failed. Likewise, parthenogenesis means Jesus failed on blood-line of David.

Where does this NO superpowers rule come from?

Messiah builds the Next Temple. In real life, rebuilding the Temple would mean Har Megiddo. To rebuild the Temple is simple. To survive the backlash from Islamic terrorists needs superpowers.

Not all of the Jews were in Israel, being the point.

These rules are getting silly.
Jews singing and rejoicing as they return unto Zion ain't good enough for you. You demand every single Jew in the Universe go to Israel. AND you demand Messiah have NO superpowers. That's not logical, Captain.

Upthread was the proposal that the NSG Beys Din should include Menassa, Ethel and Benuty. I recommend that Benuty should forfeit their seat on the Council.

[Benuty]

Not all of the Jews were in Israel, being the point.

These rules are getting silly.
Jews singing and rejoicing as they return unto Zion ain't good enough for you. You demand every single Jew in the Universe go to Israel. AND you demand Messiah have NO superpowers. That's not logical, Captain.

Upthread was the proposal that the NSG Beys Din should include Menassa, Ethel and Benuty. I recommend that Benuty should forfeit their seat on the Council.

I wasn't aware Earth had colonized other planets with technology sufficiently enough to terraform several galaxies?

On that note the secular Hebrew state doesn't count as a legitimate fulfillment for a very good reason.

[Menassa]

Not all of the Jews were in Israel, being the point.

These rules are getting silly.
Jews singing and rejoicing as they return unto Zion ain't good enough for you. You demand every single Jew in the Universe go to Israel. AND you demand Messiah have NO superpowers. That's not logical, Captain.

Upthread was the proposal that the NSG Beys Din should include Menassa, Ethel and Benuty. I recommend that Benuty should forfeit their seat on the Council.

It's not about what Pat Robertson demands... it's not about what You demand.. it's not about what I demand it's not about what Benuty or Reppy or Max Barry demands... it's about what God demands.

If you wished to make light of the actual Messianic prophecies and declare them fulfilled when they are not that is your business but it will not stand to scrutiny. And I do mean this with all respects friend but it's not really up to you who is and who isn't on our 'Beis Din'

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

Did I miss something in which a council was established

[Benuty]

Did I miss something in which a council was established

It was a nudge of sorts from that odd noahide from the depths of Mormon Idaho (Vazdaria).

[Ethel mermania]

By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat and wept as we remembered zion.

[Menassa]

By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat and wept as we remembered zion.

If I forget thee o Jerusalem.

[Benuty]

By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat and wept as we remembered zion.

If I forget thee o Jerusalem.

Let my right hand forget its skill.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

If I forget thee o Jerusalem.

Let my right hand forget its skill.

[Lleu llaw Gyffes]

You never heard of Jews in Spaaaace???
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpaceJews

[Ethel mermania]

You never heard of Jews in Spaaaace???
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpaceJews

Wrong place, you should have gone heRe

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo

[United Marxist Nations]

You never heard of Jews in Spaaaace???
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpaceJews

Wrong place, you should have gone heRe

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo

+10

[Lunatic Goofballs]

You never heard of Jews in Spaaaace???
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpaceJews

Wrong place, you should have gone heRe

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo

Mel Brooks is one of my heroes.

[Vazdaria]

Jesus didn't construct the Third Temple, didn't bring the Jews back to Israel and didn't bring an end to suffering - oh and the messiah will not have superpowers. At least Bill Goldberg has Jewish ancestry, was born to human parents and doesn't have any superpowers.

Jesus didn't construct the Third Temple,
He didn't need to. Herod built the Second Temple and it was still there.

didn't bring the Jews back to Israel
He didn't need to. Jews were already living in Israel.

End suffering and NOT have superpowers? OK, Jesus failed. Likewise, parthenogenesis means Jesus failed on blood-line of David.

Where does this NO superpowers rule come from?

Messiah builds the Next Temple. In real life, rebuilding the Temple would mean Har Megiddo. To rebuild the Temple is simple. To survive the backlash from Islamic terrorists needs superpowers.

He didn't fulfill the messianic requirements

The tenple wasn't rebuilt and a substantial amount of jews were still living in Babylon at the time.

[Vazdaria]

Did I miss something in which a council was established

It was a nudge of sorts from that odd noahide from the depths of Mormon Idaho (Vazdaria).

[The Conez Imperium]

You never heard of Jews in Spaaaace???
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpaceJews

Wrong place, you should have gone heRe

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo

Words have lost me...

[Perotasoa]

Yes. I'm afraid I do. Please don't misunderstand me, this isn't out of some sort of disrespect for a particular religion(which I do not have). It isn't even about my general disrespect for organized religion(which I DO have). It's simply because I am a professional wacko incapable of taking anything seriously. But there is often a kernel of earnestness in my humor. In this example, I am honestly asking if there is a possibility that a religion that has had to adapt to serious changes in their status on more than one occasion(Enslavement by Egypt, Exodus, First Temple, Babylonian conquest, Second Temple, Roman Conquest, Crusades, Inquisition, World War 2, 2000 US Presidential Election, etc) could adapt once more. Construct a new Paradigm.

Historians strongly doubt the veracity of the bolded.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Exodus#Historicity

If you look at the top of the page, you might see Jewish Discussion. But it was really nice of you to come and tell us that our beliefs are a load of rubbish, thank you.

[Vazdaria]

Vaz for the win!

I just found out the Trader Joes in Boise contains a medium size selection of Kosher meats and cheeses!

Aw yis!

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

Wrong place, you should have gone heRe

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo

Mel Brooks is one of my heroes.

He's nice.

Vaz for the win!

I just found out the Trader Joes in Boise contains a medium size selection of Kosher meats and cheeses!

Aw yis!

And in my store, there's a small collection of Kosher things. I can only get Kosher Salt. It's best salt.