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Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:45 pm**

Now I know what the Gemara means when it says "If there was no government, man will swallow his friend whole."

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:48 pm**

La xinga wrote:Now I know what the Gemara means when it says "If there was no government, man will swallow his friend whole." ;)

We are in dark and scary times.

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:54 pm**

Solomons Land wrote:
La xinga wrote:Now I know what the Gemara means when it says "If there was no government, man will swallow his friend whole."

We are in dark and scary times.

In my city, there were protests! right Goyim need to keep 7 mitzvos?

ONE OF THEM IS NO STEALING!

What thing did the people do in the DOR HAMABUL did Hashem say: "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"? STEALING!

Because your mad, you're gonna steal? Where's the fear of Hashem, even by Goyim, where it would be God!

If stealing was right, the world would fall apart.

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:58 pm**

La xinga wrote:
Solomons Land wrote:
What do you call beverages drunk by the Israelites?

Jewce

what do you call a Jew that's orange?

ORANGE JUICE

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:00 pm**

Joohan wrote:
La xinga wrote:what do you call a Jew that's orange?

ORANGE JUICE

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

That wouldn't be a good bris LOL! :lol:

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:13 pm**

La xinga wrote:
Joohan wrote:
What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

That wouldn't be a good bris LOL!

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:16 pm**

Farnhamia wrote:
La xinga wrote:That wouldn't be a good bris LOL!

Did I say something I shouldn't have?

Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:53 pm**

Anyway, next holiday is in fall! And in fall, we got 4 holidays in 1 month!

Posted: **Fri Jun 05, 2020 9:38 am**

I heard a funny story! So I shall post it!

Posted: **Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:24 am**

Fun Fact: Abracadabra is Jewish.

Abra: I will create,
Cadabra: As I speak.

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2020 12:37 pm**

I read Abracadabra = Habarucha the Blessing + Dabra speaking

Posted: **Tue Jun 09, 2020 6:06 pm**

This forum is not the proper place for this, but I think it would be good for us to join together and study Daf Yomi.

Posted: **Tue Jun 09, 2020 6:07 pm**

Solomons Land wrote:This forum is not the proper place for this, but I think it would be good for us to join together and study Daf Yomi.

Daf Yomi is great!

Shenayim Mikra Echad Targum is also.

Posted: **Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:28 am**

Next holiday is fast day.

So not really a holiday, only when Mashiach comes.

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2020 7:16 am**

La xinga wrote:Next holiday is fast day.

So not really a holiday, only when Mashiach comes.

Rosh HaShanah isn't a fast. :eyebrow:

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:18 am**

North Vazdania wrote:
La xinga wrote:Next holiday is fast day.

So not really a holiday, only when Mashiach comes.
Rosh HaShanah isn't a fast.

I meant the next event coming up, besides Shabbos and Rosh Chodesh, are 2 fast days!

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:46 pm**

Good Shabbos to all!

Posted: **Mon Jun 22, 2020 3:00 pm**

Today is Rosh Chodesh! Happy, uh, new month?

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 11:30 pm**

I am a strong supporter of Israel and the Jewish People. Viva Israel and the Jewish People.
Apart from the Palestinian Problem, I admire the modern day multi political capitalist nation they have created. I admire their military power and how they turned deserts into farmlands.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:41 pm**

Greater Miami Shores wrote:I am a strong supporter of Israel and the Jewish People. Viva Israel and the Jewish People.
Apart from the Palestinian Problem, I admire the modern day multi political capitalist nation they have created. I admire their military power and how they turned deserts into farmlands.

That reminds me; I think it would be good to discuss how each of us think that the Palestinian problem should be resolved.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:53 pm**

Solomons Land wrote:That reminds me. I think it would be good to discuss how each of us think that the Palestinian problem should be resolved.

The best solution in my mind is the easy and most straightforward one, Israel should take the land if they have the military might to make that a reality. The whole point of Israel from the beginning, whether people like it or not- was to advance Zionism after World War II, whilst there was still enough international sympathy to allow for it.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2020 1:33 pm**

Solomons Land wrote:
Greater Miami Shores wrote:I am a strong supporter of Israel and the Jewish People. Viva Israel and the Jewish People.
Apart from the Palestinian Problem, I admire the modern day multi political capitalist nation they have created. I admire their military power and how they turned deserts into farmlands.

That reminds me; I think it would be good to discuss how each of us think that the Palestinian problem should be resolved.

No.

Israel- Palestine is a different topic with it's own mega thread.

We do NOT need the multitude of antisemitic putz's, puking all over this thread with their drivel.

You want to talk about the jewishish connection to Israel, that's fine. Including the Palestinians is not.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2020 1:44 pm**

Ethel mermania wrote:
Solomons Land wrote:
That reminds me; I think it would be good to discuss how each of us think that the Palestinian problem should be resolved.

No.

Israel- Palestine is a different topic with it's own mega thread.

We do NOT need the multitude of antisemitic putz's, puking all over this thread with their drivel.

You want to talk about the jewishish connection to Israel, that's fine. Including the Palestinians is not.

YES!

Anyway, walking down a block, and I hear from an ice cream truck:

"Something, Mach a Bracha, Mach a Bracha, Mach a Bracha, Something, Mach a Bracha, Macha a bracha, Something!"
I don't remember the entire song you can see, but if an ice cream truck goes and plays Jewish music, that's something!

Posted: **Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:53 pm**

Is it too late to continue posting on this thread?

If it isn't, I guess threads die when fast days come!

Posted: **Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:29 am**

La xinga wrote:Is it too late to continue posting on this thread?

If it isn't, I guess threads die when fast days come!

On a thread like this the gravedig rule isnt really enforced. We jews come and go.....

Much like a jewish humorist who just passed away

Carl reiner. RIP

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