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[Fahran]

Looks like I got ya beat on one thing Len!

Two, I also have a tattoo

Scandalous!

I had a fake butterfly on my ankle once.

[Len Hyet]

Two, I also have a tattoo

Scandalous!

I had a fake butterfly on my ankle once.

I still haven't told my parents, I'm kinda hoping to keep it secret until I'm married, with two kids, and at least one of them is B'nei Mitzvah.

[Fahran]

I still haven't told my parents, I'm kinda hoping to keep it secret until I'm married, with two kids, and at least one of them is B'nei Mitzvah.

Is your family especially frum? Or more frei?

[Len Hyet]

I still haven't told my parents, I'm kinda hoping to keep it secret until I'm married, with two kids, and at least one of them is B'nei Mitzvah.

Is your family especially frum? Or more frei?

Very frei. My parents are just secularly anti-tattoo

[Prydania]

Leave it to us to keep an argument going for millennia.

Would we be us if we didn't?

If there were only two Jews left in the world? They'd go to different synagogues.

[Thermodolia]

Would we be us if we didn't?

If there were only two Jews left in the world? They'd go to different synagogues.

And between them there would be three different opinions

[Thermodolia]

Looks like I got ya beat on one thing Len!

Two, I also have a tattoo

Ok three. I keep the high holy days, observe the sabbath, and I don’t have a tattoo, well yet anyway.

[Ethel mermania]

Would we be us if we didn't?

If there were only two Jews left in the world? They'd go to different synagogues.

If two jews are stranded on a desert isle, how many synagogues do they Build?

3. One for the first jew, one for the second, and a third neither one of them would step a foot in.

[Len Hyet]

If there were only two Jews left in the world? They'd go to different synagogues.

If two jews are stranded on a desert isle, how many synagogues do they Build?

3. One for the first jew, one for the second, and a third neither one of them would step a foot in.

I heard that one kinda differently the first time.

A man is rescued from a desert island after 20 years. The news media, amazed at this feat of survival, ask him to show them his home.

"How did you survive? How did you keep sane?" they ask him, as he shows them around the small island.

"I had my faith. My faith as a Jew kept me strong. Come." He leads them to a small glen, where stands an opulent temple, made entirely from palm fronds, coconut shells and woven grass. The news cameras take pictures of everything – even a torah made from banana leaves and written in octopus ink. "This took me five years to complete."

"Amazing! And what did you do for the next fifteen years?"

"Come with me." He leads them around to the far side of the island. There, in a shady grove, is an even more beautiful temple. "This one took me twelve years to complete!"

"But sir" asks the reporter, "Why did you build two temples?"

"This is the temple I attend. That other place? Hah! I wouldn't set foot in that other temple if you PAID me!"

[Fahran]

3. One for the first jew, one for the second, and a third neither one of them would step a foot in.

That poor, lonesome Reform Temple.

[Collatis]

Would we be us if we didn’t?

If there were only two Jews left in the world? They’d go to different synagogues.

On a related note, the last two Jews in Afghanistan had quite a feud going.

[Ethel mermania]

If there were only two Jews left in the world? They’d go to different synagogues.

On a related note, the last two Jews in Afghanistan had quite a feud going.

That's a sad story. Lovely people them taliban.

[Thermodolia]

3. One for the first jew, one for the second, and a third neither one of them would step a foot in.

That poor, lonesome Reform Temple.

You take that back!!!

Reform is number one in the US!!

[Fahran]

You take that back!!!

While Moses Mendelssohn was a gud, Yiddish boi and did nothing wrong, sadly, I cannot.

Reform is number one in the US!!

You probably spend your time at Red Lobster and similar dens of iniquity.

[Prydania]

You probably spend your time at Red Lobster and similar dens of iniquity.

Don't blame us until you've tried the biscuits.

[Fahran]

Don't blame us until you've tried the biscuits.

B-but those biscuits might be reheated in the same place as the rubbery crab-meat.

[Marjory Stoneman Douglas]

Hello again, fellow Jews!

[Marjory Stoneman Douglas]

I missed y'all!

[Fahran]

I missed y'all!

And I you, probably. What’s your old nation’s name?

[Len Hyet]

When was the last time everybody wrapped Tefillin?

[Francoli]

Is it hard to marry into a wealthy Jewish family?

[Len Hyet]

Is it hard to marry into a wealthy Jewish family?

Well if you phrase it as "marrying into a wealthy Jewish family" I'd guess pretty fuckin hard.

[Francoli]

Is it hard to marry into a wealthy Jewish family?

Well if you phrase it as "marrying into a wealthy Jewish family" I'd guess pretty fuckin hard.

I mean do jewish people tend not to marry outside of jew bois much?

[Len Hyet]

Well if you phrase it as "marrying into a wealthy Jewish family" I'd guess pretty fuckin hard.

I mean do jewish people tend not to marry outside of jew bois much?

Son, first thing you do when you find yourself in a hole is stop digging.

[Ethel mermania]

When was the last time everybody wrapped Tefillin?

i have my grandfathers tefillin, i look at it from time to time, makes me think of him. i dont think i have used it in over 10 years, and the last time was to remember him.