GUN TALK (Favorite guns discussion thread)

[Sovaal]

Societies work like lyin', slimy, no good snakes... See, it works just fine...

But snakes are neither slimy, lying, nor no-good. They're smooth and dry, they lack the capacity to lie, and they're very yes-good.

So good you must no step on them.

[Big Jim P]

Societies work like lyin', slimy, no good snakes... See, it works just fine...

But snakes are neither slimy, lying, nor no-good. They're smooth and dry, they lack the capacity to lie, and they're very yes-good.

Not to mention that comparing politicians to snakes is very insulting.

To the snakes.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

But snakes are neither slimy, lying, nor no-good. They're smooth and dry, they lack the capacity to lie, and they're very yes-good.

Not to mention that comparing politicians to snakes is very insulting.

To the snakes.

Snakes are good boys.

[Big Jim P]

Not to mention that comparing politicians to snakes is very insulting.

To the snakes.

Snakes are good boys.

Only about half. The rest are good girls.

[Salus Maior]

Societies work like lyin', slimy, no good snakes... See, it works just fine...

But snakes are neither slimy, lying, nor no-good. They're smooth and dry, they lack the capacity to lie, and they're very yes-good.

Cats on the other hand, complete liars.

[Pax Nerdvana]

But snakes are neither slimy, lying, nor no-good. They're smooth and dry, they lack the capacity to lie, and they're very yes-good.

Not to mention that comparing politicians to snakes is very insulting.

To the snakes.

True.

[Impaled Nazarene]

I think we can just agree people = shit. Unlike guns. Guns = BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT = fun

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

I think i must be the only person in the world that likes the F2000.

You absolutely are.
(Like most bullpups, I hate that thing... looks like a damn fish in my opinion)

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

I feel like I’m the only person in the world that likes the H&K P9, though.

I’ve always had a thing for pistols with curves...

[Impaled Nazarene]

I love the AUG. Love me that LEGO Gun.

[Telconi]

My wife wants a Tavor...

I want a MAS 223, but that'll never happen...

[The Two Jerseys]

I think i must be the only person in the world that likes the F2000.

You absolutely are.
(Like most bullpups, I hate that thing... looks like a damn fish in my everyone's opinion)

Fixed.

It's the Tactical Tuna for a reason.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

My wife wants a Tavor...

I want a MAS 223, but that'll never happen...

The Valmet M82 is going to be the bullpup I actually like... pretty obscure and quite old, but still quite pretty.

The SA80 actually is actually one of the best-looking bullpups in my opinion, but it’s kind of shit.

The Tavor and QBZ95 (Jews make great guns, but I have Asian bias) I can live with. The QBZ95 actually fires a pretty interesting round.

Don’t you dare mention the FAMAS or the AUG.

[Impaled Nazarene]

Don’t you dare mention the FAMAS or the AUG.

The AUG is an amazing gun.

[Telconi]

My wife wants a Tavor...

I want a MAS 223, but that'll never happen...

The Valmet M82 is going to be the bullpup I actually like... pretty obscure and quite old, but still quite pretty.

The SA80 actually is actually one of the best-looking bullpups in my opinion, but it’s kind of shit.

The Tavor and QBZ95 (Jews make great guns, but I have Asian bias) I can live with. The QBZ95 actually fires a pretty interesting round.

Don’t you dare mention the FAMAS or the AUG.

Why no mention FAMAS?

[Impaled Nazarene]

The Valmet M82 is going to be the bullpup I actually like... pretty obscure and quite old, but still quite pretty.

The SA80 actually is actually one of the best-looking bullpups in my opinion, but it’s kind of shit.

The Tavor and QBZ95 (Jews make great guns, but I have Asian bias) I can live with. The QBZ95 actually fires a pretty interesting round.

Don’t you dare mention the FAMAS or the AUG.

Why no mention FAMAS?

The French

[Pax Nerdvana]

Why no mention FAMAS?

The French

Who haven't won a war in modern history.

[Sovaal]

I think i must be the only person in the world that likes the F2000.

You absolutely are.
(Like most bullpups, I hate that thing... looks like a damn fish in my opinion)

The ARX look like a fish, the F2000 looks like a damn submarine.

[Sovaal]

The French

Who haven't won a war in modern history.

WW1 and WW2 would like a talk.

Colonial wars? Well they’re not special there.

[Sovaal]

My wife wants a Tavor...

I want a MAS 223, but that'll never happen...

A skip and a hop over the border and boom, Tavor!

Or maybe they could make a feature less model.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

You absolutely are.
(Like most bullpups, I hate that thing... looks like a damn fish in my opinion)

The ARX look like a fish, the F2000 looks like a damn submarine.

By that logic, the XM8 looks like a whale, and the G36C looks like a shark with Down syndrome.
No offense to anyone with Down syndrome, you’re perfectly fine. It’s H&K’s fault for making a great rifle platform look stupid.

[Balican]

Who haven't won a war in modern history.

WW1 and WW2 would like a talk.

Colonial wars? Well they’re not special there.

What would WW1 and 2 like to talk about?

[Arlenton]

WW1 and WW2 would like a talk.

Colonial wars? Well they’re not special there.

What would WW1 and 2 like to talk about?

Thinking about it, the French were arguably the reason for Allied victory in WW1.

[Sovaal]

WW1 and WW2 would like a talk.

Colonial wars? Well they’re not special there.

What would WW1 and 2 like to talk about?

Eh, they like to argue over which one was more destructive, had better WMDs, etc, etc, and WW1 is a little bit jealous of WW2’s media presence.

[Sovaal]

So any opinions here on air guns? Especially those that look like historical/real steel models, such as Webleys and such?