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Postby Saint Jade IV » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:48 am

Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:
Saint Jade IV wrote:i was around 10-11. My mother had told me from age 6 that at a special time in my life, it would start to feel good when I touch myself in certain places and that this was perfectly normal and that it was important to explore...for the longest time I thought those places were my armpits and the soles of my feet since i liked being tickled there. Then I worked out what she meant... :shock: :D


EPIC lulz.


hehehe thats what i'm here for.
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Postby Blouman Empire » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:50 am

The Alma Mater wrote:
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The High Lizzleness wrote:Well, I was raised Catholic, which has to account for something. Not that they ever actually said anything about it to us in church; it just seemed implied.


What has that got to do with anything?


It explains why she was a relatively late starter.


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Postby 0Light » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:53 am

haha reminds me of our re class. ppl were asking teacher what the pope sed on masturbation lol. the pope says that the sperm you waste could have given a life. but at the age tht people do it they shudnt be having sex (how life is created lol). Also tht it is ok to masturbate (as u r preparing urself) but not getto carried away if u no wt i mean*

have sex with ppl b4 u marry, perv, ect
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Postby Blouman Empire » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:55 am

0Light wrote:haha reminds me of our re class. ppl were asking teacher what the pope sed on masturbation lol. the pope says that the sperm you waste could have given a life. but at the age tht people do it they shudnt be having sex (how life is created lol). Also tht it is ok to masturbate but not getto carried away if u no wt i mean


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Postby 0Light » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:55 am

ive edited

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Postby The Alma Mater » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:58 am

0Light wrote:haha reminds me of our re class. ppl were asking teacher what the pope sed on masturbation lol. the pope says that the sperm you waste could have given a life. but at the age tht people do it they shudnt be having sex (how life is created lol). Also tht it is ok to masturbate (as u r preparing urself) but not getto carried away if u no wt i mean*

have sex with ppl b4 u marry, perv, ect


And as mentioned in the other topic, an ejaculation contains about 500 million sperms, of which only 1 would have a shot at becoming a life.
So everytime you masturbate, you kill only one more life than the 499.999.999 god would have killed anyway.

Perspective is everything ;)

And of course, if that was actually what the Pope said, girls can have all the fun they want ;)
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Postby Blouman Empire » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:59 am

0Light wrote:ive edited


I'm pretty sure that's not wat the Pope said.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:02 am

The High Lizzleness wrote:
Miryr wrote:
The High Lizzleness wrote:About a month ago, age 16. I've found it very fun. I so regret not starting earlier. :p

How the fuck did you reach to16?

If you don't do it everything arouses you, EVERYTHING! How could you live that way?

Might just be my high libido though...


Well, I was raised Catholic, which has to account for something. Not that they ever actually said anything about it to us in church; it just seemed implied. Lost my religion, lost my inhibitions, and then woo-hoo! :) Plus, I think there's this idea out there that girls don't masturbate, or that we can't or something. Kind of stinks when you're in fourth grade and wondering wtf is going on.

Not to mention I didn't get a laptop until a few months ago, and I've jest recently been learning how great that can be for going sites with what my mom would call inappropriate. I found a website that offers ACTUAL information on sexual health and the like. Very informative. They, of course, had quite a bit on masturbation. I realized that it wasn't some icky thing.

Oh no, everything did arouse me, still does, to a certain extent.

lol, thats quite fuuny- having "grown up" Catholic, I can't particularly remember any specific prohibitions mentioned against sex or masturbation. Have fun with your new computer- theres quite the world out here.
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Postby 0Light » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:03 am

lol i cnt remeba exactly wat they sed. but in catholic church (im catholic) ur taught not to have sex b4 married because of the life tht will created into an UN-LOVING FAMILY, and masturbation is also killing a would be life which is against ten commandments however god gave us free will, so this is why its hard for the pope to guide us. thers nothing specific in the bible
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:06 am

Blouman Empire wrote:
0Light wrote:ive edited


I'm pretty sure that's not wat the Pope said.

Oh, he did.
He was all like, "don;t be fucking no bitches when u yung n shiz." then i asked why and he said "them bitches aint go tit goin' on yet, mofo. Can't believe I goota tell your ass this shit!"
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Postby 0Light » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:07 am

lol how weird he sed exact sme to me :lol:

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Postby 2nd PLT » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:16 am

I started... Well I'm not exactly sure when it was as it was before I was fully sentient so I imagine anywhere from 8 to 10, 1st cum was at 12 in a shower. Before that I would just do it until I got bored, or until it hurt... Back then I may have gripped too strongly.
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Postby Urin Injimin Sasang » Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:39 am

Probably was always in the orgasmic stage.
Can't remember any active rubbing until about 12 or 13.
My first notable climax was before then though. I don't know what it was triggered by and I have no religion to account for a late start, meaning I'm naturally weak/average from what I read.
I burnt out at 16, realizing it was pointless in my case, and while it feels good initially it leaves me feeling too tired to do anything else.
Sheltered upbringing + oblivious parents = 24/7 porn searching on internets. I developed pretty weird kinks in that time, all of which have since dissipated.

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Postby Savior Masquerade » Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:03 pm

I am betting five people in this forum have had this happen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_1fipbLyjc

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Postby Milks Empire » Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:46 pm

I was 11 when I first pulled it off, and I got the whole 9 yards at once.

Ryadn wrote:
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Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:
Verzia wrote:really? This is disturbing, and is it pg-13?

No, it's not. Just because you've been sheltered does not mean it's not age-appropriate.

In his defense, a couple of the posts in this thread are just plain nasty.

And that Anne Coulter ad is at the bottom. That's got to boost it to an R rating at least.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You would.

Bengera wrote:Never...ever...pee...after...masturbating.

I always have to.

Dagnia wrote:For a few minutes after orgasm, I cannot pee at all, no matter how full the bladder is. It is like something is blocking it. So I don't know what any of you are talking about.

There's a flap in there to close off the bladder so that urine and semen don't mix while you're ejaculating. Urine isn't good for sperm.

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Postby Big Jim P » Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:56 pm

Thirteen strokes before I finished. :p
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