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Postby Savior Masquerade » Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:56 am

Colleton wrote:Ha, re-living traumatic childhood experiences...

I was 10, but I didn't do it myself. My friend (female) and I did the "show me yours i show you mine" thing and were just curious. But we went a wee bit further.

Then her mom walks in and flips the fuck out. And both our parents are fanatical Jeebus worshippers. So our Pastor got to hear how "the devil was making us do it." And then I spent till high school thinking we'd done something wrong because I got nonstop brainwashing from my church.

Luckily I wised up, realized its natural, and got over it. But wow, talk about an awkward moment. :lol:

(Oh, and we dated in high school. Loved going to her house. Her mom probably still thought I was a perv)

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Postby Chrif » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:01 am

all I'm gonna say is what the f lol.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:21 am

Ajail wrote:I started touching myself at 9. I thought I was the only one who did it, but then my friends told that they masturbate too. I started shooting out sperm around the time I got hair on my dick, so probably 11. Me and my friends decieded we were gonna masturbate together when I was 11, and they were actually shooting sperm out of their dicks. So I did it too. I thought "this feels awesome." I have been doing it ever since

You regularly masturbate with your friends??! :blink:
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:25 am

Ryadn wrote:
Bengera wrote:Never...ever...pee...after...masturbating.


Why? I've never noticed anything bizarre or painful happen.

Or is this one of those things that only applies to those with penises?

yes, although i take the pee after approach, to clear all that basic shit outtta me...

It's a bit tougher aiming though...
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Postby Dagnia » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:29 am

Depends on how you mean. If you mean just playing with myself, not necessarily jacking myself to orgasm, then, as long as I have had a self to play with. I was 12 when I gave myself my first orgasm.
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Postby Dagnia » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:36 am

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Tubbsalot wrote:
Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:No it does not.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Firecock


I always have to pee after masturbating, so I'm glad that doesn't happen to me. ;)


For a few minutes after orgasm, I cannot pee at all, no matter how full the bladder is. It is like something is blocking it. So I don't know what any of you are talking about.
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Postby Miryr » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:41 am

The High Lizzleness wrote:About a month ago, age 16. I've found it very fun. I so regret not starting earlier. :p

How the fuck did you reach to16?

If you don't do it everything arouses you, EVERYTHING! How could you live that way?

Might just be my high libido though...
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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:42 am

Zeppy wrote:
EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Bengera wrote:Never...ever...pee...after...masturbating.

Why?
It feels wonderful.

The taste is wonderful?


Maybe?

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Postby The Alma Mater » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:46 am

Dagnia wrote:
EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Tubbsalot wrote:
Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:No it does not.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Firecock


I always have to pee after masturbating, so I'm glad that doesn't happen to me. ;)


For a few minutes after orgasm, I cannot pee at all, no matter how full the bladder is. It is like something is blocking it. So I don't know what any of you are talking about.


I can, but have never experienced the firecock.
It is however so that peeing with a still erect penis can be messy.
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Postby Savior Masquerade » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:36 am

Dagnia wrote:
EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Tubbsalot wrote:
Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:No it does not.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Firecock


I always have to pee after masturbating, so I'm glad that doesn't happen to me. ;)


For a few minutes after orgasm, I cannot pee at all, no matter how full the bladder is. It is like something is blocking it. So I don't know what any of you are talking about.

in sexual anatomy the male genitalia prevents itself from urinating after sex, or in your case masturbation, because nature doesn't want you peeing and ejaculating at the same time.

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Postby Ceroll » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:49 am

*cough10cough*

yeah.... scary. I started ejaculating when I was 11. And, being the retarded me, I still remember I was like "WTF is this white thing?". Then I "accidently" watched porn and began to get "curious" and it goes on from there.

By the way, I alway feel like peeing before I enjoy suffer orgasm. o.o
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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:56 am

Savior Masquerade wrote:
Dagnia wrote:
EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Tubbsalot wrote:
Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:No it does not.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Firecock


I always have to pee after masturbating, so I'm glad that doesn't happen to me. ;)


For a few minutes after orgasm, I cannot pee at all, no matter how full the bladder is. It is like something is blocking it. So I don't know what any of you are talking about.

in sexual anatomy the male genitalia prevents itself from urinating after sex, or in your case masturbation, because nature doesn't want you peeing and ejaculating at the same time.


I am proof of this not being true.
Peeing with an erection feels good, but can be messy. :?

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Postby The High Lizzleness » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:11 am

Miryr wrote:
The High Lizzleness wrote:About a month ago, age 16. I've found it very fun. I so regret not starting earlier. :p

How the fuck did you reach to16?

If you don't do it everything arouses you, EVERYTHING! How could you live that way?

Might just be my high libido though...


Well, I was raised Catholic, which has to account for something. Not that they ever actually said anything about it to us in church; it just seemed implied. Lost my religion, lost my inhibitions, and then woo-hoo! :) Plus, I think there's this idea out there that girls don't masturbate, or that we can't or something. Kind of stinks when you're in fourth grade and wondering wtf is going on.

Not to mention I didn't get a laptop until a few months ago, and I've jest recently been learning how great that can be for going sites with what my mom would call inappropriate. I found a website that offers ACTUAL information on sexual health and the like. Very informative. They, of course, had quite a bit on masturbation. I realized that it wasn't some icky thing.

Oh no, everything did arouse me, still does, to a certain extent.
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Postby Taylor Swift Rocks » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:20 am

6 or 7. It was a great feeling :)

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Postby Blouman Empire » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:27 am

Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:
Bengera wrote:
EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Bengera wrote:Never...ever...pee...after...masturbating.


Why?
It feels wonderful.


It hurts.


No it does not. I suggest instead to pee before masturbating, though, as I can't get it up with pee in mah bladdah. Or it really, really hurts.


He could have the clap.
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Postby Blouman Empire » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:31 am

Miryr wrote:
The High Lizzleness wrote:About a month ago, age 16. I've found it very fun. I so regret not starting earlier. :p

How the fuck did you reach to16?

If you don't do it everything arouses you, EVERYTHING! How could you live that way?

Might just be my high libido though...


I've got a mate who claims he didn't masturbate till he was 19.
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Postby Blouman Empire » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:32 am

The High Lizzleness wrote:Well, I was raised Catholic, which has to account for something. Not that they ever actually said anything about it to us in church; it just seemed implied.


What has that got to do with anything?
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Postby The Alma Mater » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:33 am

Blouman Empire wrote:
The High Lizzleness wrote:Well, I was raised Catholic, which has to account for something. Not that they ever actually said anything about it to us in church; it just seemed implied.


What has that got to do with anything?


It explains why she was a relatively late starter.
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Postby Shadowbat » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:41 am

Oh no, everything did arouse me, still does, to a certain extent.


Ah....the random arousals...when your around 14 EVERYTIHNG turns you on D8 EVEN HAM SANDWHICHES TURN YOU ON!!!!

I remember gettin one up when i was readin a packet of skips! (i was bored XD)
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Postby 0Light » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:42 am

lol yh about guy at 19. on 1st page sum1 did say tht
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Postby Saint Jade IV » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:42 am

i was around 10-11. My mother had told me from age 6 that at a special time in my life, it would start to feel good when I touch myself in certain places and that this was perfectly normal and that it was important to explore...for the longest time I thought those places were my armpits and the soles of my feet since i liked being tickled there. Then I worked out what she meant... :shock: :D
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Postby Blitzkrenia » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:44 am

0Light wrote:lol yh about guy at 19. on 1st page sum1 did say tht

:blink: :eyebrow:Um, what?
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Postby 0Light » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:45 am

lol ive never been talked bout it and im almost 15 nw. have discovered it tho lol

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Postby Shadowbat » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:47 am

So long as you have discovered the goodnes 0light. Thats all that matters. :D
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Postby 0Light » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:47 am

Blouman Empire wrote:
Miryr wrote:
The High Lizzleness wrote:About a month ago, age 16. I've found it very fun. I so regret not starting earlier. :p

How the fuck did you reach to16?

If you don't do it everything arouses you, EVERYTHING! How could you live that way?

Might just be my high libido though...


I've got a mate who claims he didn't masturbate till he was 19.


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