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Postby Jalanat » Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:23 pm

13 or something.
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Postby Celtica and Neotopia » Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:55 pm

I believe it was around eight years old. I wasn't capable of ejaculating then of course, that started when I was about eleven.
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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:03 pm

Ten years old. I was looking at some straight porn and saw a group of men masturbating in it and thought what are they doing?
I didn't think anything of it until I saw a sex comic with a man who masturbated for a whole day and got a super muscly arm.
I tried it and haven't stopped since. :p
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Postby The High Lizzleness » Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:31 pm

About a month ago, age 16. I've found it very fun. I so regret not starting earlier. :p
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Postby Verzia » Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:34 pm

really? This is disturbing, and is it pg-13?
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Postby Vetalia » Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:37 pm

Whenever that shot of Jennifer Lopez in that Versace dress was taken. I don't know how I feel about this in retrospect.
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Postby Republica Espanola » Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:55 pm

'Bout 10. I'm a girl. ಠ_ಠ
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Postby WhatchaTalkinBout » Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:10 pm

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Postby Sarzonia » Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:48 pm

Callisdrun wrote:
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Czardas wrote:Oh, and never. Indeed I find the very thought not at all pleasing.

They say something like 98 percent of all men masturbate and the other two percent are liars. Would that make you unworthy of your own penis? Hmm... ;)

Dude... it's Czardas. He's... unusual in some respects.


Dude, I know. It's part of his charm. :p
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Postby Techno-Soviet » Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:50 pm

I don't remember. D: If I had to guess...14?
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Postby Maraque » Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:23 pm

14 or so... I think.
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Postby New Ziedrich » Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:50 pm

Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:
Verzia wrote:really? This is disturbing, and is it pg-13?


No, it's not. Just because you've been sheltered does not mean it's not age-appropriate.


In his defense, a couple of the posts in this thread are just plain nasty.
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Postby Ryadn » Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:56 am

New Ziedrich wrote:
Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:
Verzia wrote:really? This is disturbing, and is it pg-13?


No, it's not. Just because you've been sheltered does not mean it's not age-appropriate.


In his defense, a couple of the posts in this thread are just plain nasty.


And that Anne Coulter ad is at the bottom. That's got to boost it to an R rating at least.
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Postby Nort Eurasia » Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:03 am

Ajail wrote:I started touching myself at 9. I thought I was the only one who did it, but then my friends told that they masturbate too. I started shooting out sperm around the time I got hair on my dick, so probably 11. Me and my friends decieded we were gonna masturbate together when I was 11, and they were actually shooting sperm out of their dicks. So I did it too. I thought "this feels awesome." I have been doing it ever since


That was a "touching" story...
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Postby Bengera » Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:55 am

Never...ever...pee...after...masturbating.
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Postby Bottle » Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:57 am

I don't know exactly how old I was, but I was a toddler because I can remember masturbating in our old apartment and we moved out of there when I was 3 or 4.
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Postby Meoton » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:59 am

Just now.
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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:02 am

Bengera wrote:Never...ever...pee...after...masturbating.


Why?
It feels wonderful.
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Postby Zeppy » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:41 am

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Bengera wrote:Never...ever...pee...after...masturbating.

Why?
It feels wonderful.

The taste is wonderful?
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Postby Bengera » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:07 pm

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Bengera wrote:Never...ever...pee...after...masturbating.


Why?
It feels wonderful.


It hurts.
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Postby Tubbsalot » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:29 am

Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:No it does not.

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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:32 am

Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:
Bengera wrote:
EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Bengera wrote:Never...ever...pee...after...masturbating.


Why?
It feels wonderful.


It hurts.


No it does not. I suggest instead to pee before masturbating, though, as I can't get it up with pee in mah bladdah. Or it really, really hurts.


It increases my orgasm if I need to pee before doing it.
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Postby Ryadn » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:33 am

Bengera wrote:Never...ever...pee...after...masturbating.


Why? I've never noticed anything bizarre or painful happen.

Or is this one of those things that only applies to those with penises?
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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:34 am

Tubbsalot wrote:
Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:No it does not.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Firecock


I always have to pee after masturbating, so I'm glad that doesn't happen to me. ;)
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Postby CommunistSovietAmerica » Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:36 am

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