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when did you start masturbating

Postby Voliota » Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:36 am

self explanatory go!



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Postby The Alma Mater » Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:39 am

About to finish.. one sec... aaaaaah :)

Oh, you meant at what age ? I .. actually don't remember, though I remember where I was :s
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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:41 am

When I had some idea of what I was doing beyond "this feels good", 11 or 12. Before that, no idea.
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Postby My 3rd Floor Flat » Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:44 am

:rofl:

I can't actually remember really. I didn't mark the event down in my diary, or carve a note in a nearby tree.
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Postby Voliota » Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:45 am

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Postby Jello Biafra » Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:52 am

10.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:59 am

My 3rd Floor Flat wrote::rofl:

I can't actually remember really. I didn't mark the event down in my diary, or carve a note in a nearby tree.


This. I suspect that means I started very young.
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Postby BICY » Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:04 am

I think i was 8.
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Postby BICY » Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:04 am

I think i was 8.
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Postby SaintB » Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:05 am

I don't recall.
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Postby Anemos Major » Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:07 am

Before I was born.
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Postby HC Eredivisie » Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:10 am

Better question is: when will we stop?
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Postby Cameroi » Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:11 am

fascination with the subject, i may have been born with. was certainly in place by age 4. actual spooge production began at age 9.5
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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:14 am

HC Eredivisie wrote:Better question is: when will we stop?

Approximately never.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:16 am

HC Eredivisie wrote:Better question is: when will we stop?


When I die/my penis explodes from overuse.
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when did you start masturbating

Postby Aminitar » Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:22 am

I can't actually remember when (well about 12 years ago) but I can remember where, in the gym toilet with some friends and one girl. it was good. Itwas also a first for something else as well...! :eek:
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Postby Venezia and Slovenia » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:09 am

3.
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Postby Zeppy » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:11 am

I have not started. :blink:
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Postby Zeppy » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:13 am

Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:
Zeppy wrote:I have not started. :blink:

Wat.

I think maybe I started at 5.

lol qui?
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Postby Zeppy » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:15 am

Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:
Zeppy wrote:
Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:
Zeppy wrote:I have not started. :blink:

Wat.

I think maybe I started at 5.

lol qui?

Srsly for someone who's "pervers i nihilista" you'd expect some masturbation.

Perverse jokes.
I am not interested in fucking myself.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:16 am

Zeppy wrote:I have not started. :blink:

You poor, deprived soul. :p
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Postby Zeppy » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:18 am

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Zeppy wrote:I have not started. :blink:

You poor, deprived soul. :p

Yes, depriving my sexy ass form myself. A crime I say.
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Postby Zeppy » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:20 am

Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:
Zeppy wrote:
Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:
Zeppy wrote:
Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:
Zeppy wrote:I have not started. :blink:

Wat.

I think maybe I started at 5.

lol qui?

Srsly for someone who's "pervers i nihilista" you'd expect some masturbation.

Perverse jokes.
I am not interested in fucking myself.

Fucking yourself and masturbating are two different things.
The latter is fun, the former is... sometimes fun.
(If you're going to do the latter, I suggest some extra-virgin olive oil and maybe disposable latex gloves, though the gloves aren't necessary.)

Mountains of lube...
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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:20 am

Zeppy wrote:
Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:
Zeppy wrote:
Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:
Zeppy wrote:I have not started. :blink:

Wat.

I think maybe I started at 5.

lol qui?

Srsly for someone who's "pervers i nihilista" you'd expect some masturbation.

Perverse jokes.
I am not interested in fucking myself.

You should be, its fun.
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