TET: Strangely entrancing near the trees

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Yes, but more importantly, did you win?

The mailbox probably came out of the confrontation unscathed, which is not the same as can be said of Lunatic Goofballs.

The mailbox will live to fight again, but I did achieve a substantial victory this day.

[Persica Prime]

The mailbox probably came out of the confrontation unscathed, which is not the same as can be said of Lunatic Goofballs.

The mailbox will live to fight again, but I did achieve a substantial victory this day.

Avoiding a federal sanction for tampering with USPS?

[The Lendol Archipelago]

Why does the sun come up?

Because the speed of the Earth has not surpassed escape velocity relative to the sun, and therefore the Earth has a stable orbit around the sun, and in addition the rotation of the Earth places you between it and the sun, allowing the sun to be visible from, for example, the equator at a relatively consistent rate, but at other times concealed as the Earth comes between you and the sun.

That ↑

[Lordieth]

Yes, but more importantly, did you win?

The mailbox probably came out of the confrontation unscathed, which is not the same as can be said of Lunatic Goofballs.

Nothing a firecracker couldn't soon sort out.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

The mailbox will live to fight again, but I did achieve a substantial victory this day.

Avoiding a federal sanction for tampering with USPS?

Fortunately, the USPS can't afford the costs of a DNA test.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Why does the sun come up?

Because the speed of the Earth has not surpassed escape velocity relative to the sun, and therefore the Earth has a stable orbit around the sun, and in addition the rotation of the Earth places you between it and the sun, allowing the sun to be visible from, for example, the equator at a relatively consistent rate, but at other times concealed as the Earth comes between you and the sun.

What sorcery is this???

[Persica Prime]

Because the speed of the Earth has not surpassed escape velocity relative to the sun, and therefore the Earth has a stable orbit around the sun, and in addition the rotation of the Earth places you between it and the sun, allowing the sun to be visible from, for example, the equator at a relatively consistent rate, but at other times concealed as the Earth comes between you and the sun.

What sorcery is this???

Scientology. *nods*

[Persica Prime]

I may have to add this to my signature.

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[The Grim Reaper]

Because the speed of the Earth has not surpassed escape velocity relative to the sun, and therefore the Earth has a stable orbit around the sun, and in addition the rotation of the Earth places you between it and the sun, allowing the sun to be visible from, for example, the equator at a relatively consistent rate, but at other times concealed as the Earth comes between you and the sun.

What sorcery is this???

Bollywood magic *jazz hands*

[Gallade]

Why does the sun come up? :blush:

Because the speed of the Earth has not surpassed escape velocity relative to the sun, and therefore the Earth has a stable orbit around the sun, and in addition the rotation of the Earth places you between it and the sun, allowing the sun to be visible from, for example, the equator at a relatively consistent rate, but at other times concealed as the Earth comes between you and the sun.

Burn the witch!

[Lunatic Goofballs]

What sorcery is this???

Bollywood magic *jazz hands*

Yay!

[Lordieth]

I may have to add this to my signature.

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I hope Christina Hendricks doesn't get that reaction in the streets.

[Gallade]

I may have to add this to my signature.

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I hope Christina Hendricks doesn't get that reaction in the streets.

Who doesn't enjoy compliments of their mammary glands?

[Lordieth]

I hope Christina Hendricks doesn't get that reaction in the streets.

Who doesn't enjoy compliments of their mammary glands?

Well, saying "You've got a great figure", goes down better than "You've got a great rack".

[Gallade]

Who doesn't enjoy compliments of their mammary glands?

Well, saying "You've got a great figure", goes down better than "You've got a great rack".

"Your glands appear to be swollen and well prepared to sustain your young for the continuation of the species."

Oooh, you charmer!

[Lordieth]

Well, saying "You've got a great figure", goes down better than "You've got a great rack".

"Your glands appear to be swollen and well prepared to sustain your young for the continuation of the species."

Oooh, you charmer!

I'll have to add that one to my repertoire. Pure gold.

[Persica Prime]

"Your glands appear to be swollen and well prepared to sustain your young for the continuation of the species."

That's a lot of extra syllables for, "Wow! Hot bewbs!"

[Lordieth]

"Your glands appear to be swollen and well prepared to sustain your young for the continuation of the species."

That's a lot of extra syllables for, "Wow! Hot bewbs!"

"My my, what a big vocabulary you have."

[Persica Prime]

That's a lot of extra syllables for, "Wow! Hot bewbs!"

"My my, what a big vocabulary you have."

"But of course, I'm a cunning ling---"...meh. Nevermind.

[The Grim Reaper]

I hope Christina Hendricks doesn't get that reaction in the streets.

Who doesn't enjoy compliments of their mammary glands?

I don't

"Your glands appear to be swollen and well prepared to sustain your young for the continuation of the species."

*takes notes furiously*

Thanks Galla I'll use that one tomorrow at university. Any other tidbits?

[Persica Prime]

Who doesn't enjoy compliments of their mammary glands?

I don't

"Your glands appear to be swollen and well prepared to sustain your young for the continuation of the species."

*takes notes furiously*

Thanks Galla I'll use that one tomorrow at university. Any other tidbits?

Based on my experiences with complimenting the pink bits of ladies in my rumbling-bumbling-stumbling-tumbling youth: wear a helmet.

[Hurdegaryp]

That's a lot of extra syllables for, "Wow! Hot bewbs!"

"My my, what a big vocabulary you have."

Persica Prime is a gamer, so it could even be worse.

[Hurdegaryp]

The mailbox probably came out of the confrontation unscathed, which is not the same as can be said of Lunatic Goofballs.

The mailbox will live to fight again, but I did achieve a substantial victory this day.

Even though you did not receive a Darwin Award at all.

[Esternial]

Who doesn't enjoy compliments of their mammary glands?

I don't

"Your glands appear to be swollen and well prepared to sustain your young for the continuation of the species."

*takes notes furiously*

Thanks Galla I'll use that one tomorrow at university. Any other tidbits?

"You've got beautiful round...*pause*...eyes"

[Gallade]

Who doesn't enjoy compliments of their mammary glands?

I don't :(

"Your glands appear to be swollen and well prepared to sustain your young for the continuation of the species."

*takes notes furiously*

Thanks Galla :) I'll use that one tomorrow at university. Any other tidbits?

That's all I have for the fairer sex, I'm afraid. When it comes to fanny fun I can just usually walk into a gay bar and dance until somebody drags me home.